April 20, 2017

20 fun things to do while you're high as hell in Detroit

While getting stoned as fuck and hanging out at your apartment watching Half Baked over and over again is a stoner's dream, for some, going out and being active while high is just as fun. Here are 20 things to do in Detroit if you're high and want to get those feet moving.

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20 fun things to do while you're high as hell in Detroit
Eat pizza, duhh
The Detroit pizza is its own special hybrid of yummy deliciousness. You can always go for the classic pizza at Buddy’s, but if you’re super stoned you should head to El Club and try for one of their yummy specialty pies. Photo via @pepezpizza.
Eat pizza, duhh
The Detroit pizza is its own special hybrid of yummy deliciousness. You can always go for the classic pizza at Buddy’s, but if you’re super stoned you should head to El Club and try for one of their yummy specialty pies. Photo via @pepezpizza.
Binge watch Detroiters 
Watch your new favorite TV series Detroiters while you’re in Detroit. Doesn’t get any more meta than that. Photo via Comedy Central.
Binge watch Detroiters
Watch your new favorite TV series Detroiters while you’re in Detroit. Doesn’t get any more meta than that. Photo via Comedy Central.
Listen to every single Bob Seger album 
Just do it. Photo via Bob Seger's Instagram.
Listen to every single Bob Seger album
Just do it. Photo via Bob Seger's Instagram.
Pretend you’re in outer space at a planetarium 
Smoke some space weed, go to Cranbrook or the Michigan Science Center, and blast off into outer space, man. You’ll thank us later. Photo via IG user @jon_milott.
Pretend you’re in outer space at a planetarium
Smoke some space weed, go to Cranbrook or the Michigan Science Center, and blast off into outer space, man. You’ll thank us later. Photo via IG user @jon_milott.
Explore Belle Isle
Smoking weed and nature go hand-in-hand. Check out the aquarium, ride your bike, or just put down a blanket and watch the clouds, man. Photo via IG user @belleislestatepark.
Explore Belle Isle
Smoking weed and nature go hand-in-hand. Check out the aquarium, ride your bike, or just put down a blanket and watch the clouds, man. Photo via IG user @belleislestatepark.
Hangout in that trippy terminal at the airport 
Granted you have to buy a plane ticket somewhere, but c’mon, the light show is worth the price, right? No? OK, nevermind. Well, if you're on a layover and happen to be high (perhaps you consumed a weed gummy?) explore that terminal and make sure you insta it. Photo via IG user @t_sessler.
Hangout in that trippy terminal at the airport
Granted you have to buy a plane ticket somewhere, but c’mon, the light show is worth the price, right? No? OK, nevermind. Well, if you're on a layover and happen to be high (perhaps you consumed a weed gummy?) explore that terminal and make sure you insta it. Photo via IG user @t_sessler.
Ride the People Mover all day 
For some, people watching while high as a kite can be really fun. No better place to do so then on the People Mover. Photo via IG user @onblueundercanvas.
Ride the People Mover all day
For some, people watching while high as a kite can be really fun. No better place to do so then on the People Mover. Photo via IG user @onblueundercanvas.
Explore the Guardian or Fisher buildings
The design of these two famous Detroit buildings is enough to keep your curious, stoned mind active for a while. So. Many. Colors. Photo via IG user @kelvinagram.
Explore the Guardian or Fisher buildings
The design of these two famous Detroit buildings is enough to keep your curious, stoned mind active for a while. So. Many. Colors. Photo via IG user @kelvinagram.
Actually, go anywhere with art
The DIA, MOCAD, The Wright Museum, and the dozen more art galleries scattered throughout metro Detroit will make you an intellectual stoner that naysayers say don’t exist. Photo via IG user @laurajude_
Actually, go anywhere with art
The DIA, MOCAD, The Wright Museum, and the dozen more art galleries scattered throughout metro Detroit will make you an intellectual stoner that naysayers say don’t exist. Photo via IG user @laurajude_