While getting stoned as fuck and hanging out at your apartment watching Half Baked over and over again is a stoner's dream, for some, going out and being active while high is just as fun. Here are 20 things to do in Detroit if you're high and want to get those feet moving.
20 fun things to do while you're high as hell in Detroit
By Metro Times editorial staff on Thu, Apr 20, 2017 at 6:49 pm
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Eat pizza, duhh
The Detroit pizza is its own special hybrid of yummy deliciousness. You can always go for the classic pizza at Buddy’s, but if you’re super stoned you should head to El Club and try for one of their yummy specialty pies. Photo via @pepezpizza.
The Detroit pizza is its own special hybrid of yummy deliciousness. You can always go for the classic pizza at Buddy’s, but if you’re super stoned you should head to El Club and try for one of their yummy specialty pies. Photo via @pepezpizza.
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Binge watch Detroiters
Watch your new favorite TV series Detroiters while you’re in Detroit. Doesn’t get any more meta than that. Photo via Comedy Central.
Watch your new favorite TV series Detroiters while you’re in Detroit. Doesn’t get any more meta than that. Photo via Comedy Central.
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Listen to every single Bob Seger album
Just do it. Photo via Bob Seger's Instagram.
Just do it. Photo via Bob Seger's Instagram.
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Pretend you’re in outer space at a planetarium
Smoke some space weed, go to Cranbrook or the Michigan Science Center, and blast off into outer space, man. You’ll thank us later. Photo via IG user @jon_milott.
Smoke some space weed, go to Cranbrook or the Michigan Science Center, and blast off into outer space, man. You’ll thank us later. Photo via IG user @jon_milott.
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Explore Belle Isle
Smoking weed and nature go hand-in-hand. Check out the aquarium, ride your bike, or just put down a blanket and watch the clouds, man. Photo via IG user @belleislestatepark.
Smoking weed and nature go hand-in-hand. Check out the aquarium, ride your bike, or just put down a blanket and watch the clouds, man. Photo via IG user @belleislestatepark.
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Hangout in that trippy terminal at the airport
Granted you have to buy a plane ticket somewhere, but c’mon, the light show is worth the price, right? No? OK, nevermind. Well, if you're on a layover and happen to be high (perhaps you consumed a weed gummy?) explore that terminal and make sure you insta it. Photo via IG user @t_sessler.
Granted you have to buy a plane ticket somewhere, but c’mon, the light show is worth the price, right? No? OK, nevermind. Well, if you're on a layover and happen to be high (perhaps you consumed a weed gummy?) explore that terminal and make sure you insta it. Photo via IG user @t_sessler.
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Ride the People Mover all day
For some, people watching while high as a kite can be really fun. No better place to do so then on the People Mover. Photo via IG user @onblueundercanvas.
For some, people watching while high as a kite can be really fun. No better place to do so then on the People Mover. Photo via IG user @onblueundercanvas.
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Explore the Guardian or Fisher buildings
The design of these two famous Detroit buildings is enough to keep your curious, stoned mind active for a while. So. Many. Colors. Photo via IG user @kelvinagram.
The design of these two famous Detroit buildings is enough to keep your curious, stoned mind active for a while. So. Many. Colors. Photo via IG user @kelvinagram.
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Actually, go anywhere with art
The DIA, MOCAD, The Wright Museum, and the dozen more art galleries scattered throughout metro Detroit will make you an intellectual stoner that naysayers say don’t exist. Photo via IG user @laurajude_
The DIA, MOCAD, The Wright Museum, and the dozen more art galleries scattered throughout metro Detroit will make you an intellectual stoner that naysayers say don’t exist. Photo via IG user @laurajude_
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Do some yoga
For the spiritual stoner, try some yoga! Just don’t go to a hot class. Trust me, it’s not worth it. Photo via @detroityogalab.
For the spiritual stoner, try some yoga! Just don’t go to a hot class. Trust me, it’s not worth it. Photo via @detroityogalab.
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Go see a cover/tribute band
The Magic Bag in Ferndale has tons of cover/tribute bands all the time. Rock out to some guy who lives his life looking like Bruce Springsteen and save a $100 on a ticket. Photo via IG user @davidcookeofficial.
The Magic Bag in Ferndale has tons of cover/tribute bands all the time. Rock out to some guy who lives his life looking like Bruce Springsteen and save a $100 on a ticket. Photo via IG user @davidcookeofficial.
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Laugh your ass off at a comedy show
Getting high and laughing go together like peanut butter and jelly. Planet Ant, Go! Comedy, and Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle are great places to see some local comedy and giggle you heart out. Photo via IG user @kyleoneil
Getting high and laughing go together like peanut butter and jelly. Planet Ant, Go! Comedy, and Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle are great places to see some local comedy and giggle you heart out. Photo via IG user @kyleoneil
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Eat at a casino buffet
A buffet at a casino in Detroit will cure every munchie need that you would ever come across. Just make sure you’re wearing pants with an elastic waistband. Photo via @corso1405.
A buffet at a casino in Detroit will cure every munchie need that you would ever come across. Just make sure you’re wearing pants with an elastic waistband. Photo via @corso1405.
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Walk the Dequindre Cut
You have to smoke a strong sativa to feel active enough to take a walk down the Dequindre Cut. But hey, get stoned and crush those stoner stereotypes! Photo via IG user @krmusician.
You have to smoke a strong sativa to feel active enough to take a walk down the Dequindre Cut. But hey, get stoned and crush those stoner stereotypes! Photo via IG user @krmusician.
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Bowl at Garden Bowl
The cool, funky lights will be a treat for your stoned state of mind. Also, there is pizza. Photo via IG user @winedeinedetroit.
The cool, funky lights will be a treat for your stoned state of mind. Also, there is pizza. Photo via IG user @winedeinedetroit.
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Watch a movie at the Drive-In
Watching movies stoned is a stoner’s favorite pass time, so why not do it at the Drive-In? Just make sure you have a DD. Photo via Facebook.
Watching movies stoned is a stoner’s favorite pass time, so why not do it at the Drive-In? Just make sure you have a DD. Photo via Facebook.
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Check out a concert
Live music is always better high. Marble Bar, UFO Factory, and El Club are great venues where you can get tickets last minute and listen to some jams while high as hell. Photo via IG user @djmoppy.
Live music is always better high. Marble Bar, UFO Factory, and El Club are great venues where you can get tickets last minute and listen to some jams while high as hell. Photo via IG user @djmoppy.
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Try one of those sensory deprivation tanks
Want a legit out-of-body experience? There is a place in Farmington Hills that has the tanks. Photo via IG user @classykracken
Want a legit out-of-body experience? There is a place in Farmington Hills that has the tanks. Photo via IG user @classykracken
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Ride the cycle pub
Want a real trippy experience while high? Take a ride on one of those cycle pubs and ponder why it even exists. Spoiler alert: no one will ever know. MT file photo.
Want a real trippy experience while high? Take a ride on one of those cycle pubs and ponder why it even exists. Spoiler alert: no one will ever know. MT file photo.
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