We have two words for you: LOG OFF. That's right, folks. Say goodbye to Zoom meetings and obligatory virtual happy hours, blue light retina damage, and the beeps, boops, and pings of social media alerts. Sound hard? Well, good thing for you, metro Detroit is flush with lush woodlands, green meadows, and water lots of calming, serene water. All you have to do is gas up and head out to one of these local parks for a day of fun in the sun or getting faded in the shade. Choose-Your-Own-Adventure and for the love of god do not check your Instagram. No, seriously. It can wait.