15 dope gifts for the stoner in your life from metro Detroit pot shops

By Metro Times editorial staff on Sat, Apr 20, 2019 at 10:42 am

Our canna-landscape became flush with incredible edibles, titillating topicals, and $12,000 bongs after Michigan voted to legalize the recreational use of marijuana for adults. Here's a sampling of some of the hottest products in metro Detroit.

Currently, while it is legal to possess the following products, Michigan's provisioning centers are only open to patients registered with the state as part of the Michigan Medical Marihuana program with proper identification until the state licenses recreational stores. Many CBD-only products, however, may be available online or at smoke and vape shops.

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Detroit Fudge Company Olive Oil, 200mg CBD, $40

Detroit Fudge Company
detroitfudge.com
For the top chef: This Ann Arbor-based incredible edible company has perfected one of the cooler edible items on the market — CBD olive oil. This product is fully active, easily measured, and dosed. It can be used in cooking or in dressings for a unique and tasty treatment option.
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Pure Green tablets, $50

Motown Meds
18334 W. Warren Ave., Detroit; 313-914-2319; puregreencanna.com
For the mover/shaker: Created by the “Godfather of Clinical Trials” and the man behind the urine drug test and liquid Methadone, Pure Green is science at its best. (And locally made and manufactured!) Available in four varieties — pure sleep, pure relief, pure calm, and pure bliss — each tablet is composed of pharmaceutically purified THC and CBD terpenes selected to enhance the desired effect. Sleek design, odorless, tasteless, and fast-acting, just pop a Pure canna under your tongue and let it dissolve.
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Sweetheart Essentials Pot of Gold bath bomb, $15

6640 E. Eight Mile Rd., Detroit; 313-915-4800; findthereef.com
For the diva: Ever since the world was gifted Mariah Carey’s episode of MTV’s Cribs where she takes the most luxurious bath on camera ever, everyone has been itching to bathe like a diva. Look no further than the pain-relieving, stress-alleviating, inflammation-reducing, sleep-aid bath bomb by Sweetheart Essentials. The Pot of Gold leaves skin glowy, too, so you can unleash your inner heartbreaker.
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Hydrology9, water filtration vape, $199

Detroit Smoke and Vape
4718 Anthony Wayne Dr., Detroit; 313-462-8143
For the Star Wars vaper: Called the “lightsaber of vaporizers,” the Hydrology9 water filtration vape is one of a kind. Made from spacecraft-grade aluminum alloy, the “tunnel tube” boasts an anti-leak, anti-rust, built-in filtration system for a cleaner and smoother inhalation and lowers carcinogen intake. Oh, and it looks pretty dank when you fire it up.
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Om of Medicine stash box, $15

Om of Medicine
111 S. Main St., Ann Arbor; 734-369-8255; omofmedicine.org
For the nervous nelly: One of the most popular provisioning centers in Ann Arbor created their own festive stash containers. An inner chamber for your meds is secured inside the outer chamber, which has a lock on the bottom — so you can stash, store, and smoke without getting all paranoid.
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Handmade ceramic pipes and one-hitters, $30+

Debbie Carlos
store.debbiecarlos.com/ceramics
For the cannabis curator: These bowls are aesthetic goals. Debbie Carlos, a minamlist ceramicist out of Lansing, has created the perfect puffable art piece that will be the talk of the toke.
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CBD treats for dogs and cats, $12.99+

Detroit Smoke and Vape
4718 Anthony Wayne Dr., Detroit; 313-462-8143
For the loving fur mom/dad: That’s right, folks. Weed ain’t just for humans anymore. Detroit Smoke and Vape offers a slew of CBD treats for your feline or canine fur-family. Not just tasty (well, we haven’t tried them, obviously), but CBD treats are a great reward for the very good boy in your life who might need a little extra pain relief or hip and joint support.
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Grape 5150 Koolaid, 100mg THC, single serving, $10

Green Pharm
2619 S. Schaefer Hwy., Detroit ; 313-914-4323
For the thirsty stoner: Watch out, gin and juice — there’s a new drink in town. Made with canna sugar, meaning cannabis-infused sugar (yum), this premix is ready to go and comes in a variety of flavors. Just add one quart of water, per the bottle instructions, shake, and enjoy.
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Me, My Wife, & Trees personal lubricant 50 +/- THC, $44

Motor City Kush
10 E. Eight Mile Rd., Detroit; 313-707-0903
For the conscientious coitus seeker: Labeled as a slightly numbing massage oil and personal lubricant, the Me, My Wife, and Trees product contains THC-infused coconut and cocoa butter and an aphrodisiac blend of essential oils. Not your typical lube, which tends to be slippery and oily, this stuff is hard until it heats up and becomes moisturizer-like and is great for internal or external massage.
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Shine 24k rolling paper, 12-sheet pack

Tha Head Shop Smoke Shop
737 E. Nine Mile Rd., Ferndale; 248-677-0178;thaheadshop.com
For the high roller and/or Instagram influencer: So, maybe you were duped into throwing down for a VIP ticket to the doomed Fyre Festival and you’re feeling like a fool. Don’t worry, you can still flash your stash with Shine’s 24k rolling papers. Each pack comes with a certificate of authenticity. (Which is better than a Fyre Fest cheese sandwich — ouch.)
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Joovuh Botanics 250mg THC Whipped Shea Butter, $30

BotaniQ
2540 Rosa Parks Blvd.,Detroit; 313-450-1400; botaniq.us
For the spa lover: What’s better than super soft skin? Super soft skin and saying "buzz off" to your aches and pains. Shea Butter already has anti-inflammatory properties so when added with a whopping 250mg of THC, this whipped variation is ideal for anyone who cares about cosmetic health and feeling good.
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Big Z x Takaomiyake, Zcycler, $12,000

Corktown Smoke Shop
1446 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-974-7730; corktownsmokeshop.com
For the collector: Behold — a bong the price of a gently used Honda Civic. This incredible, intergalactic piece is the result of artist collaboration between Big Z and Takaomiyake. The Zcycler, priced at $12,000, is to a sight to be seen (and smoked).
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French Vanilla Cappuccino, 100mg THC, single serving$10

King of Budz
10457 Gratiot Ave., Detroit ; 313-571-3558
For the Starbucks lover: OK — we get it. You don’t have to smoke to get your THC fix. But we weren’t ready for French Vanilla Cappuccino by Blazin Asian Medibles. The single-serve coffee cup that looks a hell of a lot like a certain coffee chain, and has a premix of canna-sugar that packs a 100mg punch of THC. Just add hot water, stir, and medicate like a not-so basic bitch. Note: The package explicitly says not to microwave this product. So don’t do it.
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RAW 20 stage RAWket Launcher, 20 cones, seven sizes, $15

Detroit Smoke and Vape
4718 Anthony Wayne Dr., unite 48201, Detroit; 313-462-8143
For the people pleaser: A great choice for anyone who struggles with joint-rolling and decision-making, the RAWket launcher pack includes 20 cones in seven different sizes including the ultimate party favor — two supernatural foot-long cones. Not included: the five grams of herb you’ll need to fill that bad boy.
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Afternoon Delite berry gummies, 10mg THC per piece/100mg per pack, $12

The Reef
6640 E. Eight Mile Rd., Detroit; 313-915-4800; findthereef.com
For the cautious snacker: These are not the fruit snacks of your childhood. In fact, these gourmet gummies pack 10mg of THC per chew and are ideal for anyone who isn’t looking to repeat that time they may have tripped-the-fuck-out on a brownie in college. Afternoon Delite gummies offer pain and anxiety relief or make a great sleep aid. With 10 pieces per pack, you can build your high as needed.
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