December 09, 2022

The ‘20 Commandments of Detroit,’ according to Reddit

It’s easy to fall down the wormhole that is a good Reddit thread, and we’ve found another good one.

Users on the discussion platform ran down things they think would be on Detroit’s Ten Commandments if it had one, and some of them are pretty good. Here’s a list of some of the best commandments from the thread.
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[Thou shalt] support the Lions, even though you know they're going to lose. — olobley
Shutterstock

[Thou shalt] support the Lions, even though you know they're going to lose.

olobley
Thou shalt only call it “pop.” —arcsreddit
Faygo Beverages / Facebook

Thou shalt only call it “pop.”

arcsreddit
To whom the buffs are given, much is required. —venbalin
Screenshot via NBA / YouTube

To whom the buffs are given, much is required.

venbalin
Thou shalt always fist bump Joe Louis when the opportunity arises. —thenegativeone81
Google Maps

Thou shalt always fist bump Joe Louis when the opportunity arises.

thenegativeone81
There is only one commandment: Joumana Knows All. —digidave1
Thou shalt know thine rights. —technicalityNDBO
Lee DeVito

There is only one commandment: Joumana Knows All.

digidave1

Thou shalt know thine rights.

technicalityNDBO
Thou shall Play “Good Ass Day” at least once per summer. —GreatLakerNori


Thou shall Play “Good Ass Day” at least once per summer.

GreatLakerNori
Thou shalt not put ketchup on a coney. —stos313
Hollywood Coney Island / Facebook

Thou shalt not put ketchup on a coney.

stos313

Thou shall greet each other with “what up doe?” —DetroitLions88


Thou shall greet each other with “what up doe?”

DetroitLions88
Thou shalt throw thy lime scooter onto Woodward once done, and avoid following any traffic laws whilst riding. —PirateShrimpPossum
Lime

Thou shalt throw thy lime scooter onto Woodward once done, and avoid following any traffic laws whilst riding.

PirateShrimpPossum
Thou shalt not gentrify the hood. —YourBrianOnDrugs
Steve Neavling

Thou shalt not gentrify the hood.

YourBrianOnDrugs