Aloha Tiki Tours
Available out of Sindbad's Restaurant & Marina, 100 Saint Clair St., Detroit; Blossom Heath Park and Pier, 24800 Jefferson Ave., St. Clair Shores; 507 Biddle Ave., Wyandotte; alohatikitours.com
Since 2019, Aloha Tiki Tours has offered two-hour tours of the Detroit River via a fleet of Bluetooth speaker-equipped octagonal floating tiki boats where up to six guests are invited to BYOB with a captain, of course. (God, can you imagine a world where tiki boats were captainless? Mayhem, we say. Mayhem!) The tours cost $275-$300 Monday-Thursday and $300-$325 Friday-Sunday. New this year, the company debuted a tiki-themed pedal pub, which the owners claim is the world's first. The thatch roof and bamboo-accented Tiki Bar Bike leaves from Bookies Bar and Grill (2208 Cass Ave., Detroit; 313-962-0319;
detroitrollingpub.com) and can seat 16. Like the Aloha Tiki Tour boats, drinks are BYOB, and tours are two hours. According to a Facebook post, all customers will get a $20 gift card to use at Bookies after the tour. Tours are $295 Monday-Thursday, $375 on Fridays, $400 on Saturdays, and $345 on Sundays.
Photo by Noah Elliott Morrison