Feb 11-17, 2015

Feb 11-17, 2015 / Vol. 35 / No. 18

Graffiti or mural? Detroit mulls over street art ordinances

Late last year, city officials issued thousands of dollars worth of fines before admitting they couldn’t tell the difference between vandalism and authorized artwork (they eventually dismissed the fines). To correct this, Councilmember Raquel Castañeda-López says the city is working on the seemingly Herculean task of creating a registry for all Detroit’s existing street art.

Charlie LeDuff will now contribute regularly to Vice

[image-1] Charlie LeDuff, the former New York Times and Detroit News reporter that every passerby on the streets of Detroit says “hi” to, will now regularly contribute to Vice News, the outlet’s editor-in-chief said Tuesday.  LeDuff, a charismatic and boisterous dude who cuts powerful segments for his national Fox show “The Americans,” filed his first…

Help redesign the Pontiac Silverdome, win cash

The folks over at Triple Investment Group are seeking the public’s help in redesigning the Pontiac Silverdome, which has sat dormant and shuttered in Detroit’s northern suburb for years. The gist of the Silverdome International Design Competition is this: Architects, planners, engineers, or anyone who knows a thing or two about building design can submit a…

Lake Erie is almost completely frozen over

It’s been really freaking cold lately, and as a result 94 percent of Lake Erie is covered in ice— that’s the highest percentage among all of the Great Lakes and the second highest since 1996 when we were completely frozen over. Compared to last winter’s unforgiving polar vortex, though, this season’s been fairly mild; that…

Duggan appoints new planning director for Detroit

Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan announced on Monday he has appointed Maurice Cox, associate dean for community engagement at Tulane University’s School of Architecture, as Detroit’s planning director — and his chief focus will be on revitalizing the city’s neighborhoods. Cox, a native of New York City, received his bachelor’s degree in architecture from the Cooper…

Detroit native Philip Levine, former U.S. poet laureate, dies at 87

Philip Levine, a former United States poet laureate and Detroit native whose work encapsulated the life of blue-collar, manual labor work, died this weekend at his home in Fresno, Calif. He was 87. Poet Christopher Buckley, a longtime friend of Levine, told the New York Times the cause was pancreatic cancer. Levine served as poet laureate…

Flint’s Halo Burger lands on list of nation’s ‘best drunk foods’

Flint-based Halo Burger has gradually expanded into Metro Detroit in recent years, which is excellent news for those occasionally in need of a greasy meal to stave off a nasty booze-driven stomachache: If you want to take Thrillist’s word for it, Halo’s beefy double cheeseburger is one of the “best drunk foods” in the nation.…

Show off your your inner ‘Frida-nesse’ at the DIA’s new opening

Next month, the DIA will unveil its long-planned exhibition based on the time the Mexican artists Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo spent in Detroit. The exhibition looks at photos, anecdotes, and the artwork the two created over the course of April 1932 to March 1933. While Rivera spent his time painting his famous “Detroit Industry” murals and…

You better get Afro-Harping this frigid weekend

Whether you plan to cuddle with another warm body or just hang by yourself this incredibly cold weekend, we’ve got the ideal soundtrack for you right here: Detroit’s harp-playing jazzist Dorothy Ashby. Ashby was the original genius of the harp in jazz , paving the way for the also-Detroit-born Alice Coltrane. We’re particularly enamored with…

Run a 5K— Get free paczki and beer

In the winter, we tend to do as little physical activity as possible, preferring to wait out the cold, dark days curled up on the couch, binge-watching episodes of the Walking Dead and eating leftover pizza, but this weekend’s Tour de Troit Paczki Run has invigorated us with new life, or at least enough energy to…

Telephone scam hitting Detroit residents

The City of Detroit is warning telephone scam targeting residents. The city says some residents have received calls from individuals who say they work for Detroit, according to a press release. “The caller asks that you allow them into your home to give you an estimate on flooring, roofing repair, and other possible home repairs,”…

Tyree Guyton to speak at U-M

Next week, artist Tyree Guyton will make his first major public appearance since the Heidelberg Project arsons started with a lecture at the University of Michigan-Ann Arbor.

Wind chills in metro Detroit could bottom out at -30 this weekend

Keep close to your significant others this Valentine’s Day: Subzero temperatures, wind chills as low as -30, and an additional inch of snow could drop across metro Detroit this weekend, according to the National Weather Service. A windchill advisory is in effect across Wayne, Oakland, and Macomb counties this evening, with low temperatures dropping below…

Study: Michigan needs more college graduates in the workforce by 2020

The cost of paying for a college degree has reached insane proportions, but according to a study released this week, by 2020, roughly 70 percent of available jobs in Michigan will require an education beyond a high school diploma. The report from Business Leaders for Michigan says 34 percent of the state’s residents currently have…

Green Dot Stables is serving up veal heart this Valentine’s Day

Detroit’s Green Dot Stables is widely known across the region for its rotating selection of “mystery meats,” served hot ‘n fresh each week from its West Lafayette Boulevard headquarters. But this week, the eatery is offering up something a little more, er, festive, in honor of Valentine’s Day: heart. Veal heart, to be exact, with…

10 Michigan sites have been added to the National Register of Historic Places

The Michigan State Historic Preservation Office said on Wednesday that 10 sites from across the state have been added to the National Register of Historic Places, an official list of historic places in the U.S. deemed worthy of preservation.  “Preserving Michigan’s historic resources enriches communities by protecting tangible connections to our past,” said Wayne Workman,…

Kenny G, who personally murdered jazz music, also killed your family by giving them diabetes, thanks to his help in inventing the Frappucino

Kenny G has made millions of people hate jazz music with his twaffling sludge, music exactly as exciting and sexy as the act of gently closing your eyes to intricately picture your own parents having sex. Via Stereogum (who got the dope straight from a fanzine called People) we learned yesterday that the curly-haired Seattle native, who…

The convoluted history of Paczki Day

On Tuesday, Detroit-area residents will converge on the streets of Hamtramck for a daylong celebration involving music, drinks, and confections called “paczki.” The Hamtramck Paczki Day Festival is a fun tradition that precedes the Christian season of Lent, and celebrants listen to music, carouse from bar to bar, and stuff themselves silly. Basically, it’s about…

The Lust Poll: Our reader’s 100 naughtiest words

We asked for it, and you told us, in this case, your least favorite words for some of our favorite body parts. Just to keep this outburst of lewdness as quick as possible, here below are your answers. Surprisingly, vagina beat penis this year for variety. Try reading the offerings for penis really fast, though,…

DDays: News from HopCat, Vodka Vodka, Café 78, and more

Cherry picking at HopCat Detroit On Saturday night, effervescent music and drinks drew metro Detroiters to the Huma Room at HopCat Detroit for New Belgium’s release party of Lost in the Woods 2015. The brewery unveiled its two newest Belgian-style beverages, La Folie, a mouth-puckering sour ale that is perhaps best described as an “acquired…

Drink Up

Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Fire 70 Proof When it comes to American whiskey, there are only a few names that stand out — and Jack Daniel’s is usually first on that list. In fact, in 2012, the brand was named the highest selling American whiskey in the world. Made in Lynchburg, Tenn., Jack Daniel’s mash is…

Hot Shotz: Kat Paled serves up a jalapenofest

When Zeke’s BBQ opened a couple weeks ago on Nine Mile Road in Ferndale, it was obvious that the place was going to be popular. Business was so good, they ran out of food during their first week, but recovered quickly. Paled, just one of their all-star bartenders, says the first few days were crazy,…

Artist Terri Thomas makes her hometown Detroit debut

Originally from Detroit’s suburbs, Terri Thomas is now a fine artist in Austin, Texas. When she was invitated to participate in this year’s Dirty Show, she couldn’t refuse (she has an affection for John Waters). We spoke with Thomas by phone to learn more about her paintings before she headed back home. Metro Times: How’d…

Feedback: Weekly reader responses

Less walking, more talking I walk Belle Isle approximately five miles per day, every day, not because I have to, but because I want to. The Free Press had a Feb. 4 front-page article called “Heart and Sole” by Bill Laitner. I saved that article for a few reasons: For one, the subject of the…

The zen of the strip club bathroom attendant

Outside, a seemingly endless parade of barely legal girls take turns gyrating to a playlist of top 40 and cock rock. Inside the men’s room, though, Gary the bathroom attendant (he prefers the term “valet”) offers a calm from the storm. Standing at the ready with a squirt of hand soap and a fresh paper…

All Dolled Up: Zoot suit riot

Where would you spot a gentleman in a cobalt blue zoot suit, you ask? Stop by a ska show at Royal Oak Music Theatre and you’ll run into Toth. We caught this Reel Big Fish fan sporting an eye-catching getup and just had to ask him about his outfit. While Toth was quite a man…

Film Review: 50 Shades of Grey

Fifty Shades Of Grey / C- Pop quiz: You’re an English literature major about to graduate from college. You have never heard the words “butt” and “plug” used in conjunction with one another. How hard would it be for you to figure out how said butt-plug, ahem, works? Because for Anastasia Steele (call her Ana),…

Dom Divas turn in provocative performances at the Hustler Club

In August 2014, when we noted that burlesque was returning to the stage at Cliff Bell’s, we spoke with promoter Bobby Ray about his Bobby Ray’s Blues & Burlesque Show. We’ve been covering burlesque for years, and it’s always a fun scene to report on, full of funny, articulate people. You see, burlesque is a…

Politics and Prejudices: The way to fix the roads

Think our roads are bad now? Well, of course they are! But soon, we may think of these as the good old days. After this winter, the roads will be worse. There’s a statewide election May 5 in which we will be asked to boost the sales tax to fix the roads … but voters…

Horoscopes (Feb. 11 – 17)

ARIES (March 21-April 20): You are caught between so many things. You thought you had it all figured out, and now you’re kinda wondering if you even have a clue. New influences, along with a lot of new information, have arrived to give you something else to think about. The need to reconsider, along with…

Savage Love: The ethical sadist

Q: My 15-year-old son has been watching sadistic porn — and ONLY sadistic porn — for a couple of years. He also tells us (husband and me) that, though he’s not had sex (which he defines as penetration), he’s had oral sex, handjobs, etc., and that he didn’t “flash on” violent images at those times.…


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