An oversized bottle of Remy Martin was confiscated at DTW and you’ll never guess why

Seahorses, my friends. Specifically, dead endangered seahorses. 

On Saturday, the TSA posted this on their Instagram, causing a collective “What the FUCK?” to be uttered across the Internet. 

Now go ahead, Google ‘endangered seahorses,’ you know you want to. 

This article appears in Mar 16-22, 2016.