“I’m excited to come to Detroit and rock because Detroit seems really excited for us to come to Detroit and rock! The tour is going great. So far, only 3 std’s and 1 overdose!!!! Plus, the chicks in Detroit are smokin hot and really frisky.”
We asked for comments from the ready-to-party, retro glam, ’80s metal parody/homage act Steel Panther, and that’s what we heard back. We were not informed which member said these words, so we must assume they speak for the entire four-piece who play with Artificial Agent at the Royal Oak Music Theatre this Sunday, December 13.
You can still get tickets for $20 in advance here, or pay $25 at the door on the day of show. Doors are at 7 p.m., and you should be 21 and over if you are ready and willing to rock out.
This article appears in Dec 9-15, 2015.
