Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2015

Jan 28 - Feb 3, 2015 / Vol. 35 / No. 16

Naked Cowboy identified, won’t face jail time

The man who shot to internet stardom this week after he was filmed strolling down I-75 near Auburn Hills in a snowstorm wearing only — and we mean only — a cowboy hat has been identified.  The Detroit Free Press reports that police have identified the Naked Cowboy as a 53-year-old West Bloomfield man who may…

Colored vinyl is for big, spoiled record babies

I’m not at all picking on this band, whose records I’ll never listen to because I’m just not in their demographic. It’s nice that these talented young people are being successful with their musical career. I also just don’t give a shit about them, and have far heavier records already, thanks, by Phill Niblock, Enemymine, Rev.…

Over 70 percent of Detroiters are single, study says

Remember how last year you said that this year was going to be the year to snag that serious significant other; to settle down, to spend less weeknights drunk and less weekends hungover? Well, apparently, you didn’t. This week, the consumer advocacy site NerdWallet released stats suggesting that 73.5 percent of Detroiters over the age…

This is how much it snowed last night across metro Detroit

It was as if Mother Nature set out to prove something last night: Metro Detroit awoke this morning to hundreds of school closings and likely thousands of vehicles rendered useless, following last night’s relentless pounding of snow. Most communities received about a foot, with parts of Wayne County seeing as much as 17 inches.  Here,…

VIDEO: Naked cowboy takes a jaunt down I-75 during snowstorm

Youtuber Francis Gojcaj posted this video to the social sharing site yesterday after he spotted a naked man walking down I-75 near Auburn Hills, clad only in a cowboy hat. First of all, can we just say, brr. This guy must have been freezing. Second, it’s not clear from the video what, exactly, the guy was…

Happy Groundhog Day

Good morning and stuff! Hope you don’t have to spend too much time digging your car out of the snow before heading out. Today’s the day they drag that scared, cute little groundhog out of his cage and perform some arcane rituals with him. I hope the little guy is OK, and that they treat…

Bob Seger tops Amazon’s Goth & Industrial bestsellers list

Now, here’s some local music news that you can use: Bob Seger has topped Amazon’s Goth & Industrial bestsellers list with a greatest hits CD. Finally! All those leather pants he’s worn, all the remixes he did for Nitzer Ebb and SPK, all the night moves — it’s really paid off.  But seriously, I worked at…

Write your own ‘Detroit is the new Brooklyn’ article!

We get it. You’re excited about the potential and possibilities that lurk behind the fading facades of Detroit. You don’t just want to tell all your friends, you want to scream it from the rooftops. Well now it’s that much easier. All you need to do is follow the cheeky checklist provided by alloveralbany.com entitled,…

State legislator reintroduces bill to ban community benefits ordinance in Detroit

Following the departure of longtime city councilwoman Saunteel Jenkins, Detroit City Council backburnered a proposed ordinance that would require developers to negotiate direct benefits with an impacted community. Some councilmembers are pushing what’s called a “community benefits agreement” (CBA) ordinance, which has been in the works for nearly two years. In a nutshell, CBAs are…

Mitt Romney is not running for president; here’s that video where he professes his love for Michigan’s trees

Update: Romney has apparently thought things through and won’t seek a third bid. “After putting considerable thought into making another run for president, I’ve decided it is best to give other leaders in the Party the opportunity to become our next nominee.” Here’s the full statement. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Ahhh, yes — this is what you want…

Detroit Lions fans are really effin sweary

Research from Proofpoint Nexgate comes to us today via CBS Detroit bearing news that Detroit Lions fans are among the most profane in the nation. To reach this conclusion, the Nexgate geeks pooled social media data from 12 NFL playoff contenders to figure out whose fans are the most, er, vocal.  The sweariest NFL playoff team fans…

Visit the Detroit Institute of the Arts this weekend

We stumbled across this lovely photo of a frosted DIA, taken by redditer Outofthewild, and are compelled to ask— when was the last time you visited the Detroit Institute of Arts? Be honest. It’s been a while, hasn’t it?  Take a peek at the current exhibition lineup right here— its chalk-full of goodies, like the works on…

Can undercover cops in Michigan legally have sex with prostitutes?

You might’ve missed this story from last year: Hawaii’s legislature held a lengthy debate on whether cops in the state should legally be allowed to have sex with prostitutes. In one of his stories on the issue, writer Sam Eigling added this line: “It appears that Michigan is the only other state that permits police…

Could chicken and waffles be the catalyst for Avenue of Fashion rebirth?

Kuzzo’s Chicken and Waffles officially opened for business yesterday. It will assuredly be a successful establishment – based solely on their amazing menu and the early media buzz surrounding the restaurant – but there is more to the business than what appears at the surface. Kuzzo’s owner, Ron Bartell, is a former NFL player and…

Carhartt opening retail shop in Midtown Detroit

The Freep’s Tom Walsh reported this morning that Dearborn-based Carhartt will officially return to Detroit this summer, with plans to open a retail store in a three-story building on Cass Avenue in Midtown. The site is just south of I-94 and will include a parking garage with 75 spaces. The 51,000-square-foot building was first constructed…

Drink Up

Griffin Claw Brewing Co.: 7.25% ABV | 65 IBU Norm’s Raggedy Ass IPA Griffin Claw Brewing Co.’s brewmaster Dan Rogers has spent years honing his craft. In 1992 he opened Las Vegas’s first brewery, and six years later he won the World Beer Championships Gold Medal for his Big Rock Scotch Ale. By 2011, he…

Vodka Vodka returns

Vodka Vodka, Metro Times’ annual party celebrating the popular liquor and the companies that produce it, is rolling out its sixth chapter Saturday, Feb. 7. This year, there’s a new dimension being added to the event. While there will obviously be boatloads of vodka samples to be had and plenty of food samples to tame…

A chat with David Rudolph, a Detroit PR guy

Chances are you’ve probably heard the phrase “Detroit is a small town in a big city.” It’s an apt description for the provincial way everyone here seems to know everyone else. For a public relations guy, that can make your job a dream or a nightmare. David Rudolph is a local PR guy. He’s the…

Hot Shotz: Meet Wright & Co.’s KaTrell Thomas

KaTrell Thomas has spent more than a decade working in Detroit bars and restaurants. For nine years he worked at Slow’s, then two at Sugar House, and now he’s tending bar at Wright & Co., a restaurant that’s received plenty of accolades since its opening five months ago. While Sugar House and Wright & Co.…

The Luc Sante soundtrack

Since music is one of Luc Sante’s overarching obsessions, we thought it would be fun to go through his works and discuss what might be the ideal soundtrack for each. Low Life (FSG, 1991) Low Life has obviously got to be (the song) “The Bowery.” And why not throw in “Sidewalks of New York,” since…

Horoscopes (Jan. 28 – Feb. 3)

ARIES (March 21-April 20): You have your hands full trying to figure out how to find your way out of a situation that would have been easier to handle if you were better prepared and had handled it sooner. In spite of everything that has gone awry, the stuff that’s going right is too good…

Writer Luc Sante, master American stylist, is coming to Detroit

Check out our accompanying Luc Sante playlist here. It’s difficult to explain the one-two punch historian and critic Luc Sante’s first two books delivered to readers and writers of cultural history. Low Life: Lures and Snares of Old New York (Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 1991) and Evidence (Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 1992) were these coiled,…

Raise the Bar: Rockefellers Oyster Bar & Grill

Rockefellers hasn’t been open for more than six months, but you’d never guess that walking in. The Grosse Pointe Park bar and restaurant has an old-school vibe that’s hard to manufacture. It is strikingly authentic in its attempt to capture its chosen aesthetic. In fact, when we told the person sitting next to us that…

Richie Wohlfeil’s Lo & Behold! hits like a ton of bricks

Record stores can be as important a part of the glue that holds a music scene together as the best clubs and labels. They’re also where so many musicians, DJs, and producers get started — whether meeting future collaborators or figuring out where they’re headed. They can even be seen as breathing archives, filled with…

The ABCs of almond boneless chicken

They say that the foods you enjoy as a child stay with you for a lifetime. I know that to be true from my own personal experience. I still enjoy the foods prepared by my parents in my youth: Mom’s foods, especially mostaccioli with sausage, and Dad’s limited repertoire, which included home-fried potato chips and…

Go all out at Top of the Pontch

So many new restaurants are getting so much splash — why not Top of the Pontch? Is it because of its hotel location, which is usually not a good sign? Its high prices? The fact that it’s not serving small plates? There was buzz before the place opened in September 2014, but almost none afterward.…

Danny Kroha’s blues-punk odyssey comes full circle

Danny Kroha looks like nothing so much as a giant bird. He’s got the fast-paced strut down, the angular features, the compact and wiry frame, the particular way he holds his head to one side while listening. And it doesn’t hurt that he preens so well. On a brisk Friday afternoon in January, Kroha’s sporting…

‘Mr. Turner’ is a master stroke

Mr. Turner: A- Timothy Spall is in good company. Along with Tom Hardy (Locke), Ralph Fiennes (The Grand Budapest Hotel), David Oyelowo (Selma), and Jake Gyllenhaal (Nightcrawler), he rounds out the list of five actors who should have been nominated for an Oscar this year but were overlooked. While the official nominees all turned in…

Détroit is the New Black is our latest city pride T-shirt

Hand-painted signs with the name “Ima” and an arrow guide shoppers around the corner from the G.R. N’Namdi Gallery to this new store, which properly opened a couple weeks ago. Named after gallery owner George N’Namdi’s mother, the store functions both as a gift shop and a high-end fashion boutique. Anchoring the space is clothing…

‘Street Art Throwdown’ attempts to take graffiti culture to the masses

Let’s get this out of the way up front — graffiti culture long ago made the leap from the streets and into the mainstream. Today, it’s commonplace for art galleries to feature street art-inspired exhibitions, figures like Shepard Fairey and Banksy have gone from being regarded as vandals to being fine artists, and, somewhere, you…


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