Aug 27 – Sep 2, 2014

Aug 27 - Sep 2, 2014 / Vol. 34 / No. 46

Bar wars: Police zoom into action to stop weekend fun

What a drag. Apparently, the police decided to crack down on all sorts of fun stuff in Detroit and Hamtramck this weekend. Details are still hazy, because everybody is still sleeping off hangovers from all these weekend hootenannies, but here are the unsupported rumors.

MT Labor Day weekend reads

This weekend’s gonna be a long one. And, chances are you’ll probably itch for some time away from ongoing Labor Day festivities. If that’s the case, perhaps a few long-reads will help pass the time. If so, may we offer a few suggestions. “Marathon Man: A Michigan dentist’s improbable transformation” by Mark Singer (New Yorker,…

Detroit Mayor Albert Cobo: The man, his plan, and ‘canals’

Almost 57 years after his death, maybe it’s time to look back on Detroit Mayor Albert Cobo. Cobo presided over, and was involved in, the removal of streetcars from Detroit’s streets. There were 10 functioning streetcar lines when Cobo took office in 1950. By April, 1956, they were all gone. You see, Cobo promoted freeway…

MT is seeking new street team members

Metro Times is looking for outgoing, energetic, and positive people who enjoy socializing, promoting, and being a VIP wherever they go. Ideal candidates will be able to work events, concerts, and festivals and enjoy mingling with the crowd and meeting new people.  Send a resume and a link to your social media sites to promotions@metrotimes.com. 

800beloved premiere new song tonight (at 8:00 p.m., naturally)

Milford-based 800beloved will premiere a new song from their forthcoming album tonight on their Soundcloud page. Fitting with the band’s numerology, the song will go live at 8:00 p.m. Eastern Time. It’s been more than four years since their last record, and this is the first release from the band since frontman Sean Lynch quit…

MT is looking for fall photography interns

Metro Times is looking for photography interns to shoot events in and around Detroit this fall and winter. Ideal candidates will be plugged into Detroit’s cultural and nightlife scene and be willing to shoot anything from a concert to a beer tasting to an eating contest to a club night. Assignments will be given out…

Hurricane Katrina’s 9th anniversary is today

Lest we forget, the bulk of the damage New Orleans experienced in 2005 was the result of flooding, caused by multiple breached and broken levees.  This might be something to keep in mind as we watch our highways and homes flood this summer. Infrastructure desperately needs to be updated. We can not and should not live…

Thrillist: Michigan ranks no. 4 in list of best states in U.S. making beer

Beer! We’ve seen an ever increasing rise of Michigan’s craft beer industry thanks to revamped regulations, and we’ve reaped the benefits because of it. Thrillist apparently agrees: In a list this week that ranks every state by its beer, Michigan earned high remarks, coming in at No. 4.  As Thrillist puts it, “mittens were meant…

WXYZ to open new studio in downtown Detroit

WXYZ-TV Channel 7 announce today it would open a new studio in the Dan Gilbert-owned Chase Tower in downtown Detroit later this year.  The glass-enclosed studio will face outward and be located on the ground-floor lobby of the 14-story building at 611 Woodward Avenue; it will serve as the location of 7 Action News at…

Metro Times EIC Valerie Vande Panne makes Write A House finalist list

Write A House, an non-profit organization established to refurbish and fill three houses in a neighborhood north of Hamtramck with writers, announced today ten finalists for its residency program — including Valerie Vande Panne, Metro Times editor-in-chief. The organization says it received roughly 350 applications in fiction, nonfiction, and poetry from across the globe, with a…

Former Miss Michigan to join the cast of Survivor

Former Miss Michigan Jaclyn Schultz and her boyfriend, Josh Misch will join the cast of the 29th season of Survivor. Schultz is a Wyandotte resident, though she currently lives in Las Vegas, while her beau hails from Waterford. Misch, a former Michigan State University football player, and Schultz will compete against nine other couples for…

Detroit is safer to drive in than Worcester, MA

That’s right! Detroit is the 104th safest city to drive in, beating out #116 Grand Rapids, #124 Warren, and #164 Sterling Heights. The safest driving city in America, according to Allstate’s America’s Best Drivers Report, is Fort Collins, Colorado. Detroit is sandwiched between #103 St. Paul, Minnesota and #105 St. Louis, Missouri. The most dangerous…

PETA is coming to town

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, better known as PETA, will make a stop at Wayne State University’s main campus to speak with students about their efforts to curb animal abuse.  The organization’s president, Ingrid Newkirk, will speak to students on Saturday, Sept. 13 at 2 p.m. inside the McGregor Memorial Conference Center…

ZZ Top show canceled at DTE

ZZ Top bassist Dusty Hill fell on his tour bus last night and now several tour dates have been cancelled, including the band’s stop with Jeff Beck at DTE Energy Music Theatre tonight. According to a press release from Palace Sports and Entertainment, ticket sales will be refunded at point of purchase.  Palace Sports and…

Wayne State offers students a 30% discount

But there’s a catch. There’s always a catch: To be eligible, students must complete at least 24 credits during the fall 2014 and winter 2015 semesters and maintain a cumulative GPA of 2.5 or higher. Please note that the Spring/Summer Tuition Break cannot be combined with other tuition discounts (including employee and dependent discounts, senior…

Jimmy John’s workers organize in Baltimore; Will metro Detroit follow?

In These Times has an interesting story about the fast food workers of Baltimore-area Jimmy John’s Gourmet Sandwiches organizing under the Industrial Workers of the World: Fast-Food Workers Bite Back at Jimmy John’s Sandwich Shops.  Though the Jimmy John’s employees in Baltimore have only been informally organizing for about six months, they say their nascent…

News Hits: Water fair draws thousands, oil company halts operations in suburbs

‘CARE’ BUILDING DEMOLISHED Any memories of the so-called “Care” building in downtown Detroit will have to live on through a Kid Rock music video and countless photos of the past that captured the structure. Last week, the 5,800-square-foot building was demolished by court order. Anthony Pieroni, part-owner of real estate firm Triple-A Venture and the…

Lake Erie toxic algae generates water alert for Canadian island

Toxic algae in Lake Erie prompted officials in Canada to issue a water alert for residents of Pelee Island, The Toledo Blade reports. The alert, issued by the Windsor-Essex County Health Unit, says the blue-green algae has impacted water quality along the island’s shoreline. Beaches have been closed, the alert says, and residents shouldn’t bathe,…

BBC: Bicycling through Detroit is awesome

Here’s something refreshing: A piece of writing on Detroit that doesn’t bash it or unduly dwell on its problems. A “Travel” piece on BBC’s website offers an account by Joe Baur of participating in one of Stephen Johnson’s bicycle-based Motor City Brew Tours. Maybe the points are already known well enough to this city’s cyclists,…

More flooding in Detroit on Tuesday

Detroit got hit with even more rain on Tuesday, and while not as bad as the Aug. 11 floods, it was still pretty bad if you happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.  We were wrapping up an interview in Hamtramck, a town that we knew was prone to flooding. Making a getaway…

Why you cannot ignore the Detroit International Jazz Festival

In a way, it’s a damn shame that our region has such a wealth of local festivals this week. While they offer something for everybody, there’s so much happening that people have to make tough choices about what they’ll see. That means that a lot of music fans will miss the chance to expose themselves…

Intern Emma’s top 5 happy songs

It’s easy to get fed up with the everyday work grind, but a listen to these five unconventionally cheerful tunes will put you in your happy place. Lightning Nico Vega Nico Vega usually produces songs more of the “anger” variety, but this track is an excellent sentiment about falling in love and ditching the past.…

Dan Savage works out the kinks

Q: My boyfriend of two years cannot climax or maintain an erection unless his testicles are handled, squeezed, pulled, or pressed on (preferably with my stockinged foot or knee). Needless to say, intercourse does not work very well, and our sexual repertoire is rather limited, which is frustrating for both of us. His doctor says…

Rose’s Fine Foods is a neighborhood treat

Walking into Rose’s Fine Food, you can’t help but have a smile on your face. Located on a sparsely populated stretch of East Jefferson, this tiny diner welcomes guests with flower boxes, a bike rack, and benches outside, and a spit-shined retro interior featuring original wood paneling and an old-school diner counter with built-in stools…

Ask a Juggalo: What is ‘clown love’?

Q: What is “clown love”? A:”Clown love” is as close to unconditional love as you can get. No matter the person or the situation, you’re always showing love. Like when a clown has happy paint on — no matter the situation or scenario, he’s always happy, right? Well, it’s the same with clown love: No…

MT’s 15 Hamtramck Fest Picks

The Hamtramck Labor Day Festival began in 1980, to chase away the blues associated with the closing of Dodge Main, the factory that employed the majority of the town’s citizens. These days, the bars and halls that used to be populated by working-class boozers have become lively music venues, and this fest features many of…

Glass Action is a one-woman business, and it’s taking off

Carey Gustafson is a single mom. She and her 4-year-old daughter, Lucy, live together in a 1920s ranch in Ferndale. That house is also home to Gustafson’s glass studio. The basement space, complete with a solder gun, light box, foil tape, and stacks and stacks of glass, is where she creates all the works sold…

The Sacred Sage has your ears covered with these elf ears

These ears are from the same maker that sells them at the Michigan Renaissance Festival, so you’ll be ahead of the game if you’re heading out to Holly and hoping to fit in with the crowd. A variety of shapes are available, so whether you’re looking for ears for halflings, fauns, satyrs, small elves, large…

All Dolled Up: Meet Ypsilanti’s Alex Tinsley

Alex Tinsley resides in Ypsilanti, where she maintains her fair complexion by working on patterns for her knitting website dull-roar.com and, less frequently, writing for her fashion and lifestyle blog, bombasine.com. Tinsley says she dabbles in the dark arts — fortune telling, tarot cards, crystals, and the like — although she confesses that she “doesn’t…

Our/Detroit vodka distillery opens in southwest Detroit

Some backstory: Our/Detroit is the latest incarnation of Our/Vodka, a global initiative bankrolled by Pernod Ricard Group, the alcohol conglomerate that owns Absolut and Seagram’s, among other brands. The first Our/Vodka distillery opened in Berlin last year, and Detroit’s is the second, opening earlier this month. Detroit’s is the first U.S. location, with the next…

The Sacred Sage is an emporium for all things metaphysical

The Sacred Sage of Farmington is an emporium for all things metaphysical, holistic, and just a little bit witchy. Their wares include magic wooden spoons, crystal balls, cauldrons, altar cloths, tarot cards, herbs, and stones. Looking for a pinch of Devil’s Shoestring to help when asking for a raise at work? They’ve got it! Need…

Emcee MAHD combines two Detroits, one lyric at a time

MAHD has just slid into a Starbucks, discreet and unnoticed like a monk late for dusk service. He’s swagged in a black tee, red sweats, and gymies. His voice is as understated as his demeanor, which makes it hard to believe he’s the same cat that bustles with epic “it” factor every time he touches…

Nine not-to-be-missed jazz acts at the Detroit Jazz Fest

Marcus Belgrave’s tribute to Louis Armstrong’s Magical Legacy Hometown trumpeter Belgrave brings a bunch of jazz talent to the stage in this Satchmo tribute, including the pride of New Orleans, trumpeter and composer Nicholas Payton, who, from his first album, Gumbo Nouveau, has been a shining light for young jazzers. Ron Carter and Peter Bernstein’s…

The Festival Guide

Why you cannot ignore the Detroit International Jazz Festival Nine not-to-be-missed jazz acts at the Detroit Jazz Fest Royal Glass Makers have been hawking ‘bosom chillers’ at the Renaissance Festival for 11 years Don’t forget about the art at Royal Oak’s Arts, Beats & Eats festival The six sounds at this weekend’s Arts, Beat, and…

Drink Up

Flying Monkeys Smashbox Atomic IPA | 6% Smashbox is characterized by a heavy hop flavor that left us wondering about this beer’s recipe. Turns out the folks at Flying Monkeys did a little bit of experimenting with this IPA, adding hops at every possible turn during the brewing process. That explains its hop-forward nature and…

Cass Corridor’s Dally in the Alley returns for its 37th year

Last year, newcomers to the Cass Corridor could be heard inside residential buildings along Forest Avenue near Wayne State University shouting, “Happy Dally!” That chant has become an ode to one of Detroit’s most unique and enjoyable annual festivals. Now in its 37th year, Dally in the Alley has grown into an event that attracts…

Couch Trip: MT’s neo-noir staff picks

The Long Goodbye (1973) This “neo-noir” stars Elliott Gould as detective Philip Marlowe, and is actually adapted from a classic thriller novel by Raymond Chandler. But, given the unusual treatment you’d expect from director Robert Altman, it ends up being a sort of wry commentary on the differences between the hard-boiled 1940s and the California…

DIY Street Fair returns to Ferndale

DIY Street Fair started seven years ago when Chris Johnston had a newborn, along with the brewery, bar, and music venue trifecta he owns along Woodward in Ferndale. Though his wife was none too pleased when she realized what he was up to, the fair has been a success since its inception. This year, however,…

Hamtramck’s weird rock fest is all grown up

It was 1999 when Tim Lampinen — of Human Eye and Clone Defects fame — hit the Rust Belt Revolt festival in Buffalo, N.Y., which he calls “one of the first garage punk festivals with contemporary bands.” Not long after, Lampinen also hit the Chicago Blackout festival. It started Lampinen thinking that he should put…


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