I'm a 31-year-old female. Last week I suddenly started to experience an overwhelming, compulsive, and near-constant state of physical arousal. I've masturbated so much looking for relief that my entire lower region is super sore and swollen and still. It's like my whole body is pulsating with this electric arousal telling me to ignore the pain and do it again. I have no idea if it's normal to suddenly have a spike in libido — and I know a lot of people will say they wish they had this problem — but it's interfering with my daily activities because I can't focus on anything else. My college classes are suffering because of it. I've even had to remove my clitoral hood piercing, which I've had for over 10 years! I feel like I have all of the reasons — high anxiety related to the pandemic, being stuck with an alcoholic boyfriend in the house, tons of homework, finances are low — to warrant a lack of arousal, so why am I drowning in it? Everything I'm learning in class states that sexual desire lowers throughout the lifespan so why am I literally pulsating with it? I really don't want to call my doctor if I don't have to. Any insight would be appreciated. —Chronically Aroused
"There's a general belief that sexual arousal is always wanted — and the more the better," says Robyn Jackowich. "But in reality, persistent and unwanted sexual arousal can be very distressing."
Jackowich is a Ph.D. candidate at Queen's University, where she works under the supervision of Dr. Caroline Pukall in the Sexual Health Research Lab. Jackowich has published numerous studies on Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD), a condition characterized by a constant or frequently recurring state of genital arousal — sensations, sensitivity, swelling — in the absence of sexual desire.
"In other words, there is a disconnect between what is happening in one's body and mind," says Jackowich, "and this can be both distressing and distracting."
And while you would think stress would tank your libido — and preliminary research shows that the pandemic is tanking more libidos than it's not — stress and anxiety can actually be triggers for PGAD.
As you've learned, CA, you can't masturbate your way out of this. So what do you do? Unfortunately, it's the thing you'd really rather not do: call your doctor.
"It's important to meet with a knowledgeable health care provider to ensure there is not another concern present that may be responsible for the symptoms and to access treatment," says Jackowich. "Research on treatments for PGAD is relatively new, so it can be helpful to meet with a team of different health care providers to find what treatments would be most effective for you specifically. This could include a gynecologist, urologist, pelvic floor physical therapist, neurologist, and/or psychologist with expertise in sex therapy."
Talking with your doctor about this may be embarrassing, I realize, and it doesn't help that many doctors are unfamiliar with PGAD. Jackowich actually recommends bringing printouts of information pages and research papers about the condition to your appointment and sharing them with your physician. And if your doc doesn't take your distress seriously and/or refuses to refer you to the specialists you need to see, CA, then you'll have to get yourself a new doctor. (You can find those information pages and research papers at sexlab.ca/pgad, where you can also learn about currently available treatments and join support groups for sufferers.)
"More awareness of PGAD and research on this condition is needed to help understand the symptoms and develop effective treatments," says Jackowich. "If you experience these symptoms and would like to contribute to ongoing research efforts, the Queen's University Sexual Health Research Lab is seeking participants for an online study." To take part in that online survey, go to sexlab.ca/pgad, click on "participate," and scroll down to the "OLIVE Study."
I've rekindled a romance with an ex from a decade ago. We are long distance right now but getting very close. We have one recurring problem, though: She does not like that I'm friends with another ex. That ex has actually been a close friend for a very long time and our friendship means a lot to me. Our romantic relationship only lasted a few months. But since we did have a romantic relationship once, my current girlfriend sees my ex as a threat. I have reassured her several times that the relationship is in the past and that we are now only friends. But my girlfriend doesn't want me to communicate with her at all. She wants me to un-friend her on Facebook and un-follow her Instagram, and at least once a week she asks if we've been in contact. It's hard for me to throw a friend away in order to be in a relationship. Even though I don't talk to my ex/friend all that regularly, I would like the option to at least check in every once in a while. Cutting her out of my life completely feels like a kind of death. I wish there was some way I could find a compromise, but this seems to be one of those "all or nothing" things. I also don't like this feeling of not being trusted and fear it could lead to other problems down the line. —Unhappy Girlfriend Has Sensitivities
I can see why your current girlfriend might feel threatened by your relationship with an ex, UGHS, seeing as she — your current girlfriend — was until very recently just another one of your exes. Since you got back together with her, the green-eyed monster whispers in her ear, what's to stop you from getting back together with your other ex? What the green-eyed monster doesn't say, of course, is that you had every opportunity to get back together with your ex and didn't. And cutting off your ex now doesn't mean you can't get back together with her later. And what's to stop you from getting together with one of the 3.5 billion women you haven't already dated?
You have to take a hard line on this. Tell your current you're happy to provide her with a little reassurance when she's feeling insecure about your ex but you're not going to un-friend or un-follow her or anyone else. You can make an appeal to reason — you wouldn't be with your current girlfriend if you were the sort of person who cut off contact with his exes — but if your current girlfriend is the irrationally jealous type ... well, an appeal to reason won't help. Irrationally jealous people are, by definition, incapable of seeing reason, UGHS, which is why they must be shown doors.
This isn't a sexy question, but you are wise and I am confused. I've been friends with a woman for about 16 years. She's very funny, creative, loves to have a good time. She's also intense, not very bright, and my family and friends don't like her around. Now that we're grown we do not see each other often, but I've been glad to maintain a friendship with her and get together now and again. Enter: my wedding. At the reception, and she made a fool of herself (and me) by going on some strange, racist rant. The racist thing really surprised and disappointed me, and when I asked her about it she shrugged it off like, "Oh, just add that to the list of dumb things I do when I'm drunk." Other things she's done when she's drunk: two DUIs, waking up in jail with an assault charge, having sex with strangers, etc. It's been about seven months since my wedding, and I've basically been ignoring her while trying to decide what to do. I love my friend, but I do not want her hurting anyone else on my watch. Do I call her up and end it? See her once a year when no one's around? Ignore her until she dies? —Loyal To A Fault
Tell your racist friend to give you a call after she gets sober and confront her about her racism then — you know, when she's actually capable of remembering the conversation, reflecting on what you had to say, and perhaps changing for the better. If she can't get both sober and better, LTAF, make sure she isn't registered to vote and then ignore her until she dies.
This week on the Savage Lovecast: Dan chats with our epidemiologist pal about the state of the pandemic, and also with the founder of the Badass Army — a group working to fight for victims of revenge porn: savagelovecast.com. Questions? [email protected]. Follow Dan on Twitter @FakeDanSavage.
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