Sing, sing, sing — Depending on your tolerance for cheese and camp (and your blood-alcohol level) there can be no worse torture endured than a night of karaoke at the bar. While we at Backslash must tip our hats to Dirty Show co-founder Jeremy Harvey’s special brand of drunk punk karaoke (see it for yourself Wednesdays at the Belmont, details at myspace.com/tsingtsing), very few possess the kind of self-mocking wit that Harvey does when he masterfully destroys classic glam rock tunes — he’s trying to make you laugh … that dude in the NASCAR ball cap who’s slaughtering “Don’t Stop Believin'” isn’t.

Where are we going with this? Oh yeah, dictionaraoke.org, the singing dictionary karaoke superstar! A classic example of stupid computer tricks, the site features popular tunes that are “sung” by the sterile, blandly electronic voice of online dictionaries.

Needless to say, it’s quite hilarious — particularly the ultra-aggressive potty-mouthed songs like Rage Against the Machine’s “Guerilla Radio” and Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer.” In fact, the computer’s version of Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” is a vast improvement — far more emotional resonance and raw feeling — on the original.

And if you’re super-motivated (read: have way too much time on your hands) you can create your own Dictionaraoke tracks, as detailed here: dictionaraoke.org/how.html.

The site was created by a collective of artists and musicians who refer to themselves as the “Snuggles” community: check them out at sensoryresearch.com/snuggles.

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