Below is an assembled transcript of the text messages I sent and received during the Super Bowl last night. You can fill in the blanks.
JTL
Dude. Ready?
–Bxxxx 6:15pm 2/4/07
URLACHER.
–JTL Sent 6:16pm 2/4/07
Motherfucker.
–Bxxxx 6:28pm 2/4/07
Prince does Foo.
–JTL Sent 8:17pm 2/4/07
Grohl just shat himself.
–Gxxx 8:18pm 2/4/07
Weird, eh? He’s still fucking great.
–Bxxxx 8:20pm 2/4/07
“Purple Rain” to close was genius.
–JTL Sent 8:21pm 2/4/07
I thought so, too.
–Bxxxx 8:25pm 2/4/07
Maybe Prince was great because he purified himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
–JTL Sent 8:28pm 2/4/07
Goulet nuts ad. ad: best of bowl. FYI.
–JTL Sent 8:57pm 2/4/07
Obvs.
–Gxxxxx 8:58pm 2/4/07
Wait, Federline…
–JTL Sent 8:59pm 2/4/07
I hate Manning. Dude was conceived and bred to play football. No soul.
–Bxxxx 9:03pm 2/4/07
URLACHER, BEARS OWNED.
–JTL Sent 10:07pm 2/4/07
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2007.