Alright ladies, we all know how easy it is to lose sight of what’s truly important.Â
Luckily, Detroit’s Kash Doll has offered up a handful of rules to live by in one of her latest tracks, a remix to Yo Gotti’s “Law (feat. E-40),” — which offers its own rules to live by, BUT THIS ISN’T ABOUT THAT. If you haven’t heard the song on your airwaves this summer [tf have you been?], do yourself a favor and listen to it here. Â
And now, the sage wisdom of Kash Doll.
(Feel free to shout out “that law!” after each one if the spirit moves you.)
1. No basic ass bitches in your clique
2. Never trust a lame-ass has-been
3. Keep it 100 with your crewÂ
4. Don’t have no baby by no bum
5. Never be afraid to get your own and be a boss
6. You will never be successful if you never take a loss
7. Don’t fuck nothing that ever fucked your bitch
8. Don’t ever shit on your day ones
9. Stay flexing on these bitches in the suburbs and the slums
10. Don’t them drive you crazy if that motherfucker walkin’
This article appears in Jun 8-14, 2016.