Sep 3-9, 2014

Sep 3-9, 2014 / Vol. 34 / No. 47

A Fat Detroit Guy in the Woods

Fat Guys in the Woods is a Weather Channel reality show. Each week three new out-of-shape dudes go to the woods to learn how to survive without Del Taco and microwaves. The show airs on Sunday nights at 10 p.m. This week’s episode will feature Big Fella, a Clinton Township resident and gourmet chef. Along…

Duggan and chief executives announce creation of new regional water authority

With what Oakland County’s L. Brooks Patterson described as the “sword of Damocles” hanging over their heads, Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan and the chief executives of Oakland, Wayne and Macomb counties announced creation of a new regional water authority at Detroit’s federal courthouse on Tuesday morning. The sword Patterson referred to is being wielded by…

The Life and Times of Grace Lee Boggs

Just 20 years ago, Grace Lee Boggs was a rather obscure local figure, a feminist, scholar, and author who carried on the campaign she waged with her late husband Jimmy. Then, in 1994, she co-founded Detroit Summer, “a multi-racial, inter-generational collective” that serves as a training ground for activists, attracting young people from around the…

Detroit artist Gilda Snowden dead at 60

Detroit artist Gilda Snowden has died due to a sudden heart failure, according to her family. She was 60. A post on Snowden’s Facebook account today broke the news: Hello everyone, our family would like to inform you that as of this morning, Gilda passed away at Receiving Hospital due to sudden heart failure. We…

How We Once Feared Being ‘Detroited’ by a Communist Takeover

This whole idea of a place being “Detroited” — of Detroit being synonymous with a place trashed by liberals and Democratic party members — is sort of silly. It’s a uniquely American kind of verbal scaremongering — that if those guys get control of government, factories will go idle, taxes will skyrocket, and the government…

The DIA welcomes one of Monet’s most famous paintings

The Detroit Institute of Arts will house Claude Monet’s Waterlily Pond, Green Harmony for three months starting Oct. 1. The painting is on loan from Paris’ Musée d’Orsay  It will be the only work on display in the gallery next to the Rivera court. The painting is just one of hundreds that Monet painted of his…

Here’s why we think the Lions are Champions

We grew up with Lions, and that means we’ve never seen them win a Championship. This year, though, we’re changing our tune. Kip Watson, a psychologist who works with NFL players, says that the stigma of losing comes from the media, the athletes, the city, the fans themselves… everyone. “It’s so prevalent it creates a…

The Detroit City Football Club isn’t done yet

Soccer was a pretty big deal in Detroit this summer. People filled Cadillac Square for World Cup Viewing Parties and everyone and their brother went to a Detroit City Football Club game. The season is coming to an end, but the DCFC still has something up its sleeve. On Saturday, Sept. 13 the club will hold…

Kate Moss really likes Niagara

Back in March, supermodel Kate Moss got a gig as an editor for British Vogue, and for her first assignment she styled a model after Detroit punk rocker-turned-fine artist Niagara. Moss even faithfully recreated photos of Niagara from Detroit’s early punk scene for the spread. But the Niagara-love didn’t end there. Just last week, UK’s…

Robert Reich on how Oakland County took the money and ran

You might have missed it, but Robert Reich, the lefty economist who was part of the Clinton cabinet, blogged last week about the predicament of Detroit. Now, of course, that’s something people love to blog about. We’ve been absolutely besieged by journalists and commentators sifting through Detroit’s ruins and crime statistics and operating deficits, looking…

MAP: Michiganders really like the Detroit Lions

The 2014 NFL season kicked off this week and Facebook released a timely map depicting football fandom across each state.  It may go without saying, but Michiganders really like the Detroit Lions; a following challenged only by a little Packers love in the northwestern corner of the U.P. What do you think? Is this map…

The Satanic Temple will build its first chapter house in Detroit

The Satanic Temple — the activist group known for working to build a monument to Satan at the Oklahoma State Capitol next to a monument of the Ten Commandments, among other pursuits — will form its first chapter house in Detroit, spokespeople from the group tell Metro Times. Doug Mesner, aka “Lucien Greaves,” (who we interviewed…

U of M Ann Arbor hosts 36-hour hackathon

MHacks IV starts tonight at 7 p.m. at 1301 Michigan Avenue, on the University of Michigan campus, Ann Arbor.  The 36-hour hackathon promises to bring together the brightest minds from the college’s campus as well as some from across the region. Hackers will work almost continuously throughout the time period, working to take their ideas…

Circumcision protest comes to Royal Oak

NoCirc, an organization dedicated to eradicating the practice of circumcising infant boys, will be protesting in front of Royal Oak Beaumont on Saturday, Sept. 13.  Norm Cohen, the state director of NoCirc Michigan, says 70 men, women, and children will march to end the practice. According to the organization, circumcising infant boys is a barbaric…

Traffic Jam & Snug is now canning their beer

Traffic Jam & Snug will turn 50 years old next year. The eccentrically-styled restaurant is the city’s first microbrewery and also houses an in-house bakery and dairy production. Found on the corner of Canfield and Second Avenue, it predates many of its Midtown neighbors, namely Shinola, Willy’s, Nest, and City Bird. Now, fans of the…

Watch Jack White perform a ‘Take Away Show’

La Blogothèque’s acclaimed “Take Away Shows” series sees artists perform live, stripped-down songs in unusual outdoor locations. The latest has Detroit’s own Jack White perform the White Stripes’ White Blood Cells-era “The Same Boy You’ve Always Known” and “Entitlement” from his latest solo album at the Château de Fontainebleau’s Saint-Saturnin Chapel in Paris. Check out the…

Summer closing sale at Butter Projects this Friday

Butter Projects, an artist-run studio in Royal Oak, will host their end-of-summer sale this Friday from 7 to 10 p.m. Up for grabs are records, books, vintage wares, folk art, art supplies, and tons more. Plus, there will be bottomless drinks, live music, and great deals.  All proceeds will benefit future projects at the studio. …

News Hits: Petitioners seek to save Park Avenue Building in Detroit

Preservation boosters around town have begun throwing their weight behind efforts to save the 12-story Park Avenue Building in downtown from demolition. The city of Detroit wants a Wayne County Circuit Court judge to order the owner to tear down the beaux-arts style structure, but a petition launched last week urges the city to reconsider…

Detroit’s divey Two-Way Inn bar name-checked in Newsweek

In an article about how yuppies are killing America’s dive bars, writer Alexander Nazaryan name-checked one of Detroit’s best and oldest dives, the Two-Way Inn. It’s a good piece, with a not-too-subtle subtext about how the same class divisions ripping America apart are spelling doom for the quirky little dive bar.

News Hits: UN report forecasts bad news about climate change

Our tendency here at the Hits is to avoid road rage at all costs, but our head started to spin and we almost veered off the road while tuned in to WDET-FM 101.9 for a replay of MiWeek on a recent Friday. For the uninitiated, the local PBS news-analysis show features Christy McDonald, Detroit Free…

Horoscopes (September 3 – 9)

ARIES (March 21-April 20): If you can just keep up with the way things are changing you will be totally fine. The point at the moment is to be able to hold steady inside a cloud of uncertainty that will eventually give way to whatever is being obscured by it. I have a feeling all…

A look back at the discography of the Afghan Whigs

Big Top Halloween (1988) The Whigs’ first record, Big Top Halloween predates that band’s relationship with Sub Pop. They produced the record themselves and only 2,000 copies were pressed, making it a rare find. A little messy and a touch cluttered, there are glimmers of the greatness that was to come from the band, but…

A tasty beverage: Icy Bay IPA

Alaskan Brewing Company has begun exporting its brews to Michigan, making the Wolverine State the first place the company distributes to in the Eastern time zone. (They say it’s kind of a milestone for them.) While we usually prefer Michigan-made products, the hoppy flavors and fun-loving names inspired by the frozen northland have a certain…

DJ Mike Clark puts a new spin on the birth of Detroit Techno

DJ Mike “Agent X” Clark has observed the Detroit house and techno scene from numerous angles over his 35-year career. He recalls the high school house parties of the ’80s, the commercialization of house and techno in the ’90s, and the nostalgic, youthful spirit of ingenuity and competition among Detroit’s earliest DJs. Metro Times: When…

Film Review: Life of Crime

Life of Crime / B- If there’s a trick to successfully translating Elmore Leonard to the screen, only a handful of directors have figured it out. The ’90s ended a long run of failed cinematic adaptations with a trio of big personality directors (Barry Sonnenfeld, Quentin Tarantino, and Steven Soderbergh) finding just the right mix…

LeFavour stresses seasonal recipes

Yes, summer is fading fast, but that doesn’t mean you have to get the blues. We find that one of the best morale-raisers you can produce in the kitchen is to roast a chicken. When a cold snap makes you seal up your windows, roasting a chicken can fill a house with that homey, comforting…

The Afghan Whigs are back, and they’re not just rehashing the 1990s

Greg Dulli wasn’t content with a regular old record deal. Signing a lucrative contract, being on a major label, bringing his uniquely soul-infused alt-rock to the masses — all of it was enticing, but it wasn’t enough. Dulli’s ambitions weren’t merely more visionary — they were also more visual. So when Dulli — along with…

Higher Ground

Last week, The Washington Post asked, Is medical marijuana the answer to America’s prescription painkiller epidemic? The article looked at a recent study published in JAMA Internal Medicine, titled “Medical Cannabis Laws and Opioid Analgesic Overdose Mortality in the United States, 1999-2010.” The study began with the reasoning that because painkiller overdose deaths continue to skyrocket…

Politics and Prejudices

Two weekends ago, the two major political parties held their state conventions and decided which candidates they would allow us to vote for in November. Thought we got to select them in the primary election? Silly you! Yes, you did get to select your local candidates for the state legislature, that is, if you were…

Burger Quest: Grandy’s Coney Island serves belly bombs 24 hours a day

The atmosphere of a burger joint usually provides about half the appeal of dining on a humble hamburger. From historic enamel-steel diners (such as last week’s Greene’s) to sleek, hip eateries that dabble in the beef patty, surroundings are nothing to sniff at. But what about drive-through burger joints? Shouldn’t they get a closer look?…

Public Pool gallery turns into ’The Last Record Shop’

For an entire generation, LP record sleeves weren’t just packaging — they were windows into another world. Before today’s try-it-before-you-illegally-download-it-anyway album promotional model of embeddable streaming widgets and YouTube videos, the only glimpse as to what sort of music a record actually contained was its album artwork. You might not be able to judge a…

Enjoy St. Cece’s Pub — it’s far, far away from Ford Field

Off the beaten path, away from the sports bars of Foxtown and the expensive drafts inside Ford Field, way away in Corktown on Bagley Avenue, you’ll find St. Cece’s Pub. Outfitted with doors taken from a Catholic church, cobbled floors, stained glass, suits of armor, dark wood, and long, heavy tables, it’s dim inside (ladies,…

Algae Skateboards’ Mike Ross builds his own boards that ride hard

When he’s not selling vintage recording equipment, painting, writing, DJing, or performing in his bands Coleman Youngbloods, Pinkeye, or Red China, Mike Ross likes to make skateboards. “I was in Hawaii with my wife, and I had been looking for a longboard for a while,” says Ross, who has been skateboarding casually since he was…

Intern Emily’s Top 5 Songs to Play for a Night Out

Danza Kuduro Don Omar, ft. Lucenzo With its upbeat tempo and Puerto Rican flair, this song is a great way to kick off the night and get everyone motivated to have a good time. You might have no idea what he’s saying or how to Bachata, but there’s no shame in singing and dancing along…

What’s happening in Detroit dining and drinking this week

More at the market | This week features the inaugural Eastern Market Sidewalk Jamboree, with plenty to hear and see (and taste) taking over the sheds and sidewalks of Detroit’s Eastern Market. Sunday market visitors can experience curated, site-specific art and music, including experimental jazz, outdoor theater, art installations, modern dance, performance art, and a…

Janet’s Closet has all your cross-dressing needs

Janet’s Closet often gets mistaken for a consignment shop, or sometimes a sex shop, or sometimes people stumble in not knowing what it is. But what Janet’s Closet is — what it bills itself as — is the world’s largest cross-dressing store. Nestled on Fort Street in the quiet community of Wyandotte, it shares a…

Dan Savage talks about getting the hell out and bondage ropes

Q:My wife and I went through a long-distance period when we were still dating and she went away to school. I used porn as a masturbatory aid during that time. I did not tell her this, as she believes that porn use is equivalent to cheating. Well, fast-forward a couple years (and a marriage), and…

Power trio Radkey brings its punk to Detroit.

For brothers Solomon, Isaiah, and Dee Radke, life has been an interesting trip so far. At 17, 19, and 21 respectively, these young men have spent the past few years gigging across the globe, brandishing their instruments and kicking out raucous jams with acts like Red Fang and Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears. The…

Five football movies worth a closer look

The Longest Yard (1974) If you’ve only ever seen the horrible 2005 remake of this film, see this 40-year-old classic. One of a string of anti-authoritarian films from a 1970s Hollywood willing to re-examine America, it’s smart, funny, and gripping, with fantastic performances from Burt Reynolds, Michael Conrad, and even native Detroiter Richard Kiel. Watch…

Film Review: The Trip to Italy

Ah, rich, white, middle-aged men and their problems. Is there less fertile ground for empathy and entertainment? Apparently not. Comedic actors Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon, along with director Michael Winterbottom, found surprising indie success when their 2011 British miniseries was pruned into the 100-minute feature The Trip. Featuring upscale U.K. dining and its requisite…

Low-hanging fruit

I was headed over to the city office to pay a parking ticket I had unjustly received (Hey, I put five quarters in the machine, but it was broken) when I heard a loud “Pssst.” I looked around but didn’t see anybody. Then I heard another that seemed to be coming from the air above…

The Offspring look back at the smashing success of ‘Smash’ 20 years later

In between shifts working as a janitor at a high school in Garden Grove, California, the Offspring lead guitarist Kevin "Noodles" Wasserman logged recording sessions on what would become Smash, his band’s third album. The record dropped in April 1994 on Epitaph, the indie label created by Bad Religion’s Brett Gurewitz, and immediately took the…

Jennie Knaggs is in three bands

People might remember Jennie Knaggs from her stint as guitarist and vocalist in local rock outfit I, Crime, but these days, Knaggs is in a new bunch of bands about as eclectic as you can imagine. I’m in Lac La Belle, and we’re about to release a new record called A Friend Too Long on…

The Psychology of the Detroit Lions

Here at Metro Times, we wanted to know what kind of impact 57 years without a championship can have on the psyche of Lions team members and their fans. That’s nearly three generations of Detroiters who have never seen the team win it all. We reached out to Kip Watson, a sport psychology professional and…

Buy a brand-new antique from Materials Unlimited

Reynold Lowe wears a lanyard around his neck; strapped to it is his name tag. It reads “Reynold, Big Cheese.” He’s the guy behind Materials Unlimited. Lowe founded it 40 years ago, two years after his first salvage job, an Ann Arbor house that was slated for demolition. Four decades later, he and a team…

Detroit Lions Spotlight: Dominic Raiola, #51, Center

For Dominic Raiola, representing Detroit for the last 14 years is easy. “Since I came here, I embrace the city, the blue-collar mentality,” he tells Metro Times by phone. “Being a little rough around the edges is good for a person. People work hard and they expect results.” “We’re pumped up about what’s going on,…

All Dolled Up: Randal Jacobs brings menswear to Eastern Market

Randal Jacobs is a recent transplant from New York City who now calls Detroit his Midwest station. When he’s not conjuring up creative ideas for installations and exhibitions, he spends his time lecturing about fashion history and the social and political impact of clothing. He also travels extensively, researching and writing critical essays focused on…

Q&A with Life of Crime writer-director Daniel Schechter

Last month, Daniel Schechter’s screen adaptation of Elmore Leonard’s novel The Switch played to enthusiastic Michigan audiences at the Traverse City Film Festival. Starring Jennifer Aniston as a 1970s-era trophy wife kidnapped by Leonard’s criminal duo Ordell Robbie and Louis Gara (here played by Yasiin Bey (aka Mos Def) and John Hawkes), the film was…

The Detroit Pride are the Lions’ unofficial cheerleaders

When they got their start five years ago, the Detroit Pride Cheerleaders were kind of a joke. Actually, that’s literally how they started. Andrea Wilamowski was catching a game with her husband and a Lions executive when the idea crossed her mind. “My husband was a sponsor of the Lions, and we were friends with…

Ask a Juggalo: Are Newports the preferred smokes of Juggalos?

Q: Are Newports the preferred smokes of Juggalos? A:Yes, though they are pricey. I believe that started because the Monoxide Child of Twiztid smokes only Newports. But even scrubs can come up with the dough for them. Why? Well, even though everyone I’ve met can back it up, most Juggalos talk a lot of shit.…

A Lion to Remember: Alex Karras

Perhaps no Lion had a career as successful and varied as Alex Karras, especially off the gridiron. Nicknamed “The Mad Duck,” Karras was more than a football star, he was a track-and-field athlete, a wrestler, a businessman, a broadcaster, and an actor in such an unusual variety of roles as to strain belief. Born in…

Drink Up: Goose Island’s 312

Goose Island’s 312 is billed as an “urban wheat beer.” What does that mean exactly? Well, naming it after the brewery’s area code is a big hint. According to the brewer, “Like the digits suggest, it’s a beer that’s densely populated with flavor and loaded with character.” The brew itself is an ode to the…

Detroit Lions Season Preview

Nine superstitious ways to get the Lions to the Super Bowl We quizzed Lions fans on why they watch, their fondest memories, and why the Lions are different A completely ridiculous guide to bluffing your way through the big game The Psychology of the Detroit Lions Detroit Lions Spotlight: Dominic Raiola, #51, Center The Detroit…


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