Sep 25 – Oct 1, 2019

Sep 25 - Oct 1, 2019 / Vol. 39 / No. 51

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Kevin James, America’s favorite fake mall cop, is coming to Ann Arbor

Listen — Paul Blart: Mall Cop is not your punchline, OK? It’s a very serious and impactful documentary about the American dream, homeland security, and Segways, as well as a totally tired display of totally tired physical comedy. The man behind the badge — comedian, actor, and Will Smith’s in-need-of-a-confidence-makeover friend in the unforgettable 2005…

DeVotchKa and the Joy Formidable head to the Loving Touch in Ferndale

One landed a song on the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt. I soundtrack, the other scored a spot on the soundtrack for the Academy Award-winning dysfunctional dark comedy, Little Miss Sunshine. Colorado’s DeVotchKa and Wales-based outfit the Joy Formidable independently created their own brands of rolling, atmospheric cinematic moments that call to mind late-night desert driving…

Leafly has devised a new way of visualizing marijuana strain profiles

The marijuana flower can be a captivating sight with its crystalline trichomes, blend of earthy colors, and heady aromas. Well, now there’s a new kind of informational graphic to visualize marijuana flower and help explain what it all means to consumers. Leafly.com is rolling out a new Cannabis Guide this week with a new graphical…

AG Nessel fights for 145,000 Michigan residents who could lose food assistance under Trump administration

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel is joining the fight against the Trump administration’s proposal to reduce the number of people who are eligible for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). As many as 145,000 impoverished Michigan residents could lose food assistance and free school lunches under the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s plan. Currently, people who…

Porn video displayed on billboard over I-75

If you were driving down I-75 North between University Drive and M-59 in Auburn Hills Saturday night, you probably saw something out of the ordinary. According to multiple social media posts, a pornographic video was playing on a digital billboard over the highway between 11 p.m. and midnight. I called the city of Auburn Hills…

Detroit City FC announced it’s launching a women’s team

Detroit City Football Club announced the creation of a DCFC women’s team during Saturday’s match against Napa Valley 1839 FC at Keyworth Stadium. “It’s something we’ve always had on our mind,” Detroit City FC CEO Sean Mann tells Metro Times. DCFC hosts a number of youth teams, and Mann emphasized the importance of having female…

Detroit’s River Bistro calls it quits

After two years of business, Grandmont-Rosedale Park’s Caribbean-soul restaurant River Bistro is no more. The restaurant announced it was closing Friday afternoon in a press release, citing “several contributing factors, not the least of which include ongoing construction along Grand River Avenue impacting foot traffic.” “Regretfully, and after sincere thought and consideration, we’ve decided to set…

Olga’s Kitchen offering Strike Relief program to UAW employees

Olga’s wants to support those impacted by the General Motors strike. The restaurant is offering a Strike Relief program from now through Oct. 8. Through the program, UAW workers can present their employee badge to get $5 off any dine-in order of $20 and up. The offer is valid at all locations beside MGM Grand Detroit,…

Billie Eilish is coming to Detroit — duh

Peak #AestheticQueen, Billie Eilish isn’t here to steal your girl, or your boy, or your daddy. The 17-year-old trailblazer is trying to create an eco-friendly environment and, you know, achieve world domination or whatever. It was announced on Friday that The Office superfan and low-key cultural icon (and according to Elle, the answer to a…

Ann Arbor’s Cuban-inspired Frita Batidos to open its Detroit location

More than two years after owner and chef Eve Aronoff revealed plans to bring her Cuban-inspired fare to Detroit, the long-awaited outpost of Ann Arbor’s beloved Frita Batidos is finally opening next week. Located at 66 Columbia St., the 2,400-square-foot Frita Batidos is the first eatery along the newly constructed Illitch-owned mixed-use promenade between the…

Rep. Tlaib’s re-election campaign is selling ‘Impeach the MF’ T-shirts

U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib’s re-election campaign is getting a jumpstart with T-shirts displaying her now-famous pledge to “impeach the motherfucker,” a reference to President Donald Trump. With the House of Representatives moving forward with impeachment proceedings, the $29 T-shirts are certain to be popular among Democrats, independents, and maybe even some Republicans. “Lean in with…

Michigan Rattlers announce holiday show at Ferndale’s Magic Bag

Michigan Rattlers have had a busy year. The made-in-Petoskey alt-country band was handpicked by Bob Seger himself to open his final shows at DTE Energy Music Theatre, performed at Metro Times’ Pig & Whiskey festival, and is now on the road with folk-infused jam band Greensky Bluegrass. In December, the band will celebrate the year…

Steam spewing from Detroit’s manhole covers is subject of new lawsuit

Twenty people who said they were burned by steam spewing from manhole covers in Detroit have filed suit against the company responsible for the sultry mist. The lawsuit, filed Tuesday, targets Detroit Thermal, the company that operates the underground steam pipes that provide power to buildings in downtown and Midtown. According to the suit, the…

Horoscopes (Sept. 25-Oct. 1)

ARIES: March 21 – April 20: You have to figure out what your motives are. It’s one of those times when your higher self is waiting to find out if you’re here for love or here for the beer. It would be so easy for you to get sucked in by the lust for money,…

Hamtramck nightclub Small’s goes big for 20th anniversary

Mike Mouyianis is celebrating a profound moment in his personal history: his beloved Hamtramck bar and music venue, Small’s, is celebrating 20 years of business. Mouyianis and his wife, Natalie, have owned Small’s bar for 15 of the venue’s 20 years, and operate alongside managing partners Melody Malosh, a Detroit News journalist, and husband Dave…


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