May 21-27, 2003

May 21-27, 2003 / Vol. 23 / No. 32

’Tator tautology

Lester Bangs wrote way back in ’76 that the Dictators “made me realize again that rock ’n’ roll will stand in the face of all contrived scenes and withering glances which have been practiced so identically with such repetition in front of so many mirrors that they don’t mean anything at all anymore, if they…

Points Of Departure

Don’t believe everything you read. Case in point: Birmingham, Ala., prog-electronica trio Lunasect, described on allmusic.com as purveying “meditation, ethnic fusion” music yet, confusingly, is then likened to power-pop pioneer Big Star, contempo jazzbo David Benoit, psychedelic legend Syd Barrett and assorted New Age wingnuts. A more rigorous examination of the Lunasect sound suggests the…

Free Will Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): My friend’s uncle, an Aries entrepreneur, is in Iraq, investigating the possibility of building a new Disneyland-like theme park in Baghdad. My acupuncturist’s cousin, also an Aries, is hoping to become the first full-time clown in Antarctica. Another Aries I know is a psychotherapist who’s seeking to donate his services in…

An Asian Pallas

Pallas’ take on Chinese dining is Americanized (the menu calls squid “calamari” and you’ll have to ask for chopsticks), but the flavors are Asian and the accomodations luxurious. Traditionally labor-intensive peking duck gets a streamlined but delicious treatment: it’s roasted, cut into 120 slices, dipped into a sauce (plum or hoisin), then set on a…

May 21-27, 2003

21 WED • MUSIC The Rogers Sisters — Detroit natives and current darlings of the NYC rock scene, the Rogers Sisters are in the upper echelon of the retro chic-meets-modern twist genre (think: the Yeah Yeah Yeahs). Reared by a music wonk father who schlepped them to concerts throughout most of their childhood, sisters Jennifer…

Blissed off

In his latest anthropological satire, the prolific T.C. Boyle has created Drop City, a circa-1970, rural California, hippie commune which seems to have taken its inspiration less from Emerson or Thoreau, or any other breed of American transcendentalism, than from a few bummed-out issues of Zap Comix. Boyle’s commune is a hyperbolic thing, blown up…

A lesson on date rape

Q: I am a female college sophomore whose boyfriend is currently studying in Europe. I’ve been thinking about ending the relationship since I’m sick of the long-distance thing. And I heard that at the beginning of last semester, before we started dating, that he date raped two girls. The story goes that, on two separate…

Embezzler off the lam

News Hits is happy to report that con man Rick Stover, the subject of last week’s Metro Times cover story, is no longer eluding authorities (“When crime pays,” Metro Times, May 14-20). Stover, wanted for a probation violation, was arrested by Macomb County sheriff’s deputies last Thursday. Police are tight-lipped about the arrest, refusing to…

Terror in limbo

Few other films have offered us entry into the bizarrely violent demimonde of Latin America and have taken such a strange journey through scenery that borders on the surreal. Its beauty, wit and subtle romantic tragedy show that the director has found a novel way of being John Malkovich — with Javier Bardem.

Dance to the flow

“I’m in the process of getting us lost,” Detroit-based dancer Jeremy Kallio jokes as he winds through the colorful streets of southwest Detroit. Kallio is searching for a plan-C restaurant because plan A and plan B were both closed. The car glides to a halt in front of an inviting — yet previously uncharted —…

Plagiarized by Blair

The journalistic world is still abuzz over the Jayson Blair ethics scandal that has rocked the New York Times. But we at Metro Times must admit that we weren’t completely shocked that the shooting-star reporter has confessed to frequently fabricating material or blatantly plagiarizing other reporters’ work, and then lying to his editors to cover…

The Matrix Reloaded

Geezer: HHH / Weezer: HHH

The Wachowski Brothers’ The Matrix (1999) was a masterful cocktail of action effects and mind-bending sci-fi, laced with a swig of cultural criticism and a snifter of Buddhism. But this first sequel proves that a seminal masterpiece is a tough act to follow — with Laurence Fishburne and Keanu Reeves.

Could it be … Satan?

We here at News Hits tend to be on the reticent side when it comes to bestowing kudos. That’s especially true with politicians. But we have to hand it to Kwame Kilpatrick. The Detroit mayor gave a bravura performance last week, standing tall in front of the Manoogian Mansion as he decried the “demonic” attack…

Blue Car

What’s special here is director Karen Moncrieff’s uncomfortably accurate grasp of teenage rebellion, righteousness, uncertainty and self-doubt, and Agnes Bruckner’s startling performance as a teen that most of us, in some small part, once were — with David Strathairn.

Got Cramps?

How does one even attempt to introduce the Cramps? They’re one of those monstrously monumental, staggeringly influential bands that simply can’t be summed up in a few paltry, shallow sentences. So we’ll just skip all that crap about how they invented psychobilly, inspired a literal tidal wave of imitators, and are cited as profound influences…

Dubious double duty

Hamtramck police officer Dennis Whittie is pretty good at lawyering. Whittie’s complaint, citing applicable state law, led to Mel Turner stepping down as Highland Park’s director of public safety last month. Ramona Henderson, Highland Park’s emergency financial manger, appointed Turner to the position in 2001. He was paid between $70,000 and $80,000 by the financially…

Shanghai Ghetto

In the late ’30s, some 20,000 European Jews fled the increasing threat of Nazi persecution by immigrating to Shanghai, China. Their sad but little-known Holocaust side-story is well rendered in this new documentary by Dana Janklowicz-Mann and Dana Mann.

West-side funhouse

Welcome to Detroit’s west-side amusement park. First stop: the hall of mirrors. With a missing front door and stairs leading to a full-length mirror, you’ll wonder what you’ve walked into. This two-family flat at 3799-3801 W. Euclid stands abandoned and ready for demolition. In fact, while the Abandoned Structure Squad was checking out this fine…

Down With Love

If this film weren’t so focused on being cheek-pinchingly cute, it might have actually accomplished something. But it never aspires to do anything other than evoke the lightweight sex comedies of Rock Hudson and Doris Day, while making money off the names Renée Zellweger and Ewan McGregor.

Being there

Once in a lifetime something unique happens — a birth, a death, a creative moment — and if we’re lucky someone captures it on film. Photographers who follow the journalist’s path (of getting at the real thing, its aura and details, while it’s occurring) make a habit of trying to be in the right place…

Letters to the Editor

Foot in mouth I knew I’d say at least one stupid thing in that interview. In the article “Underground Triple Threat” (Metro Times, May 14-20), I tried to describe Hamtramck’s combination small town/ big city vibe by saying “everyone here knows you, but they might try to rob you.” My closer friends know enough to…

Blair & what’s fair

It’s starting already. The story about Jayson Blair, the 27-year-old New York Times reporter who invented a remarkable number of his stories for the newspaper, was first reported not quite two weeks ago. Already this story is becoming more about the failures of affirmative action and diversity in the newsroom than it is about the…

Movement 03: Afterparties

Wednesday, May 21st, 2003 One Night Only – Remember and honor Laura Gavoor: The 3 Chairs, Derrick May, Rolando, a rare performance by Kenny Dixon Jr., live percussion by Andres – Panacea, 205 W. Congress, Detroit. 10pm – 2am. Proceeds go to the Gavoor family. Battlestyle 2003 – Steve Crawford, Gary Chandler (tag team), Keith…

Malkovich being himself: an interview

“I’m not a bitter person. It’s dangerous to your spleen and to your emotional health. If I’m angry, I express it. I usually try to express it clearly and correctly, unless the person is just so insulting that you just can’t resist some devastation, but then I forget it,” John Malkovich said while visiting Detroit…

Abandoned Shelter of the Week

Welcome to Detroit’s west-side amusement park. First stop: the hall of mirrors. With a missing front door and stairs leading to a full-length mirror, you’ll wonder what you’ve walked into. This two-family flat at 3799-3801 W. Euclid stands abandoned and ready for demolition. In fact, while the Abandoned Structure Squad was checking out this fine…

The virtue king’s vices

Like a lot of folks, I was heartsick to learn that former education secretary William Bennett was nursing a multimillion-dollar gambling habit. I had greatly enjoyed Bennett’s many books on the subject of our national moral decay, including The Death of Outrage, The De-Valuing of America and All Up in Your Business III: Let’s Talk…

Hues of booze

The Blue Martini is the newest place to be in downtown Birmingham, and its style and ambiance matches Birmingham’s general high-class character beautifully. Opening their chic doors only five weeks ago, this already-popular martini bar has live music Wednesday-Sunday night and touts a dance floor accented with blue lights and the come-hither pulsation of a…

The Strangest Things

The opening drums go boomph-baaph-boomph-baaph in that way that brings U2’s “Bullet the Blue Sky” to mind. Get used to it, cause that impression ain’t going to change. Echo-y guitars slash chords or play the arpeggiated ning-ning-ning figures so beloved in 1987, and a boinky-sounding bass chugs along in predictable eighth notes. The words “crazy,”…

Up In Flames

Attention Detroit space rock/ shoegazer fans! One of those crazy techno bastards feels your pain and wants to make the great Spiritualized album Jason Pierce was too busy crying into his burnt spoon and writing overblown gospel-blues show tunes on his last record to make! Like David Holmes (Bow Down At The Exit Sign/ Ocean’s…


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