

Boonies boredom
More than any other genre, country music has the uncanny ability to make rural geography seem as inescapable as it is insufferable. Anyone who grew up bored in the boonies can testify that — despite all the wide-open spaces — there’s something terrifyingly claustrophobic in knowing that, even barreling down the interstate at 90 mph,…
BOD please approach the bar chart
Best No-Cover Bar Wayne Town Pump Tavern 100 W. Montcalm Detroit 313-961-1929 Oakland Gusoline Alley 309 S. Center Royal Oak 248-545-2235 Macomb Shores Inn 23410 Greater Mack St. Clair Shores 810-773-8940 Washtenaw Del Rio 122 W. Washington Ann Arbor 734-761-2530 Best Happy Hour Spread Wayne Tremors 17123 Laurel Park N. Livonia 734-462-2096 Oakland TIE: Big…
Fahrenheit fight
Delray waste incinerator debate continues….
Take a whiff
“As long as blood runs in my body, I’m going to love women. Because in life, women, flowers and romance are all so lovely. And one night of romance, oh, that has no price … and I haven’t yet forgotten how,” says Compay Segundo in the documentary film Buena Vista Social Club. Segundo, a legend…
Our happiest hours
The coolest clubs for the hottest times….
Objectivity you can trust
Well-placed Northwest banner ad….
The New Punk Rock
I didn’t want to like Chicks on Speed (CoS). Perhaps it has been the scant, but not-so-favorable reviews that have kept me away, one of them printed in this very publication. The international art-school trio behind CoS is, yes, gimmicky. Often relying on producers for songwriting, the band’s true skill lies in their attitude over…
Hooray! Hooray! Boo! Boo!
Work up a sweat over these….
Making references
You might shudder with something other than delight. Sold to the tuneful and tone-deaf alike, Reading Lyrics is a sort of karaoke machine of classic American (and sometimes British) songs from 1900-1975, a 1,000-song karaoke machine whose music plays only in the singer’s head. Which leaves friends, wives, lovers, co-workers, innocent children and unsuspecting bus…
Love, lust, loss
O, these mad rites of passion….
A life’s meaning
An extramarital affair leads to catastrophe: Ingmar Bergman’s shadow is at the heart of director Liv Ullmann’s film, beating in the words of his screenplay which recapitulates the Swedish domestic dramas and comedies he has written and directed for more than 50 years.
Ego boosters
Enough about you, how about us?…
Gimme Shelter
The infamous, disastrous free concert at Altamont Speedway by the Rolling Stones supplies the unraveling climax of this 1970 documentary by Albert and David Maysles and Charlotte Zwerin. The film follows the Stones during the U.S. tour that coincided with the release of Let It Bleed.
Consumers of the world …
Feeding your head, buying hip threads….
Ann Arbor Film Festival 2001
The internationally renowned Ann Arbor Film Festival offers viewers the chance to fall in love again with pure cinema, while providing a forum and encouragement to new filmmakers working in 16 mm. Its 39th incarnation offers more than enough reasons to check out a night of short films.
Feelings first
Actress and director Liv Ullmann concentrates on the heart, exploring the landscape of the soul in all her films (including her latest, Faithless).
Our city’s nitty-gritty
Still here after 300 years….
Blow Dry
A superb cast and clear-headed director (Paddy Breathnach, I Went Down) elevate cheap jokes to a bittersweet comedy of reconciliation — a big hair movie which opts for the comfort of a good soft wave.
Free Will Astrology
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Listen up, my beautiful, mixed-up friend, and listen good. And please don’t react until you hear the whole story. The conflagration will soon climax, which means your future is rosy. I predict you’ll entertain that little apocalypse in your heart for maybe another 100 hours, and then it’ll extinguish itself in…
There’s more than mainstream
Sites, sounds and stories, wired or not….
15 Minutes
The plot glut of this bleak satire-cum-thriller is overseen by a director (John Herzfeld, 2 Days in the Valley) who greets subtlety with a sledgehammer and tries to fashion a smart, contemporary tale from tired movie clichés, making it feel irrelevant and dated despite its flashy, bombastic style.
If Mom only knew
Q: For almost two years I have been sleeping with and having sex with this guy. We really enjoy each other’s company — not only sexually, but just being together. The past year I have fallen in love with him and he with me, but we have to keep this relationship a secret. Why? We…
Welcome to Detroit
Jay Dee’s fantastic new masterpiece … The Wizard’s return was an all-encompassing history lesson … Transmat Thursdays return to the Temple … DEMF 2001 is coming … & more.
Boonies boredom
More than any other genre, country music has the uncanny ability to make rural geography seem as inescapable as it is insufferable. Anyone who grew up bored in the boonies can testify that — despite all the wide-open spaces — there’s something terrifyingly claustrophobic in knowing that, even barreling down the interstate at 90 mph,…
Please approach the bar
Best No-Cover Bar Wayne Town Pump Tavern, 100 W. Montcalm, Detroit, 313-961-1929 Oakland Gusoline Alley, 309 S. Center, Royal Oak, 248-545-2235 Macomb Shores Inn, 23410 Greater Mack, St. Clair Shores, 810-773-8940 Washtenaw Del Rio, 122 W. Washington, 734-761-2530 Best Happy Hour Spread Wayne Tremors, 17123 Laurel Park N., Livonia, 734-462-2096 Oakland TIE: Big Buck, 2550…
Letters to the Editor
Passing the buck Jack, I would like to thank you for your comments your Politics & Prejudices column ("Human rights and Royal Oak," MT, Feb 28-March 6). I’m a Royal Oak resident and have attended all the meetings regarding the Human Rights Ordinance. The fact that the HRO is going to a public vote doesn’t…
Playin’ a hunch
A few great ideas for becoming a cool-lookin’ private eye….
Against the fall of night
Another school shooting? Not so shocking, considering that we Americans love guns more than children. Jim Bristah thinks the time has come to abolish weapons of all kinds.
Wise guys
Ideas for becoming a cool-lookin’ private eye….
Where the fun is
See the sights, hear the sounds & schmooze some….
Trash Brats
The Trash Brats have mastered the art of frightening attraction, looking way too glamorous in feathers, fur and leather as guitars wail bloody murder and vocal chords shriek, “Prepare to meet your maker.” In the grand Detroit tradition, the Trash Brats put on a show. And they’ve done it consistently well for almost a decade…
Follow that car
Hop into Steve McQueen’s famous Mustang….
Festing, Girlees and Beating
Local music fests provide an overload of smoke, beer and wristbands (plus a whole lotta cool sounds) … The latest Girlee Show opening … & Dave Wakeling keeps drunk 42-year-olds reliving their salad days circa ’83.
Sleeping beauty
Juliana Hatfield was the Christina Aguilera of an entire generation of early ’90s insecure, blue-haired alternateens. We followed her virgin status and love life with dreamy Lemonhead Evan Dando in fanzines galore. We saved the issue of Sassy with her and her bass on the cover. We sighed as she sang about “wanting to fuck…
Tough looks
Look (almost) as good as Magnum P.I…..
Stein’s nine
Detroit’s EMS problems far from solved….
Just stretching
Mike’s Modern Music has a hard-to-characterize sound all its own that demonstrates a commendable willingness to try out new styles. Bands willing to stretch out beyond comfortable labels usually offer up one style on one CD, then perhaps stretch out into undiscovered territory on a separate effort, maybe even on a separate label. Mike’s Modern…
Nothin’ like a dame
Mystery stories suitable for ladies…..
Mass appeal
Demonstrations planned for upcoming mayors’ conference….
You’re the best
You’re the Best The best pickup line is “Hi.” You told us that. You also told us the best places to get your grub on, the best places to roll your wheels, the media people who really speak to you, the best places to shake your moneymaker, the best places to play games, gamble, watch…
Don’t wake me
In 1997, Ry Cooder released his score to The End of Violence, the Wim Wenders film from the same year. Played by such all-stars as Flaco Jimenez, Jim Keltner, James “Blood” Ulmer and Jacky Terrasson, and featuring Jon Hassell’s existential trumpet solos and Cooder on guitar, the set did more than hang a wistful scrim…
Menus that matter
Grabbing grub and breaking bread….
Big dreams and boondoggles
Make your mass transit needs heard….
Dance fever
Best Place to Go Dancing to Find a New Partner, Best Place to Go Dancing with a Partner: Clutch Cargo’s
Your autograph, please?
Best Local Band to Make It Big Next: A tie between the Atomic Numbers, Slum Village, deathgirl.com and the White Stripes
Eat trad! Eat modern!
Best Deli (Macomb County): A tie between Kowalski Sausage Company and New York Deli
The city as playscape
Best Idea for a New Extreme Sport: XFL
Media moan-opolies
Best Way to Counteract Media Monopolization: Use the Internet
Design this
Best Hobby to Turn Into a Profitable Business: Web design
Priceless sounds
Best Local Recording Studio: Tempermill Studio
Pork chops and portobello
Best Soul Food (Oakland County): Beans & Cornbread
Spandex not required
Best Gym to Work Out: Powerhouse
Thanks, folks
Best MT Writer: Melissa Giannini
Better than chocolate
Best Celebrity to Genetically Alter: Eminem
Book ’em
Best Novel About Detroit to Make Into a Film: The Purple Gang: A History of the Detroit Underworld, 1910-1945
Spicing up a strip mall
Best Thai Restaurant (Washtenaw County): Siam Kitchen
Lakeshore dive
Best Local Beach: Metro Beach
Batch of pain
Best Local Athlete to Trade: Charlie Batch
Phone bangs
Best New Career for Laid-Off Dot-Com Workers: Telemarketing
Kids these days
Best Local Indie Record Label: Psychopathic Records
Chef’s night out
Best Vietnamese Restaurant (Wayne County): Annam Restaurant Vietnamien
Deals galore
Best Thrift Store: Value World
Wanted: One prodigal son
Best Athlete to Bring to a Detroit Team: Chris Webber
Pointless
Best New Fashion Trend to Kill: Body piercing
Surfer’s paradise
Best Ways to Use the Web at Work (and the best ways to avoid getting caught doing it)
Scaring cows for 60 years
Best Deli (Wayne County): Lou’s Deli
En-chant-ing
Best Independent Woman’s Clothier: House of Chants
Upscale through the tulips
Best Place to Upgrade Your Garden: English Gardens
Get there pronto
Best Ontario Vacation Spot: Toronto
Soak up the past
Best Local Band to Reunite: Sponge
Soloing stars on swinging parade
Best Place to Hear Jazz (Washtenaw County): Bird of Paradise
Main attraction
Best Place to Find a New Style: Royal Oak
Inky fingers
Best Comics Shop: Dave’s Comics in Royal Oak
Electronic jungle
Best Video Arcade: Gameworks
Goodbar gone bad
Best Place to Meet Mr./Ms. Wrong: Any bar
Belgians and others of a feather
Best Bar to Play Games (Wayne County): Cadieux Cafe
DJ’s dream
Best Used Record Store, Best New Vinyl Selection: Record Time
"Mmmmm … beer."
Best Imported Beer: Guiness … Best Michigan Microbrew: Bell’s
Shingle shuffle
Best Spot for Outdoor Sex (besides Belle Isle): On a rooftop
Pure delight
Best-Looking Club (Wayne County): Pure Bar Room
Heard it all
Most Knowledgable Record Store Staff, Best Overall Record Selection: Harmony House
King Mike
Most Trusted Corporate Citizen: Mike Ilitch
Reel ’em in
Best Pick-Up Line: “Hi”
Rock hog heaven
Best Place to Hear Rock ‘n’ Roll and Best Place to Hear Blues (Washtenaw County): The Blind Pig
Beats them all
Best Independent Bookstore: Bookbeat
Tex-Mex and more
Best Mexican Restaurant (Wayne County): Xochimilco’s
He guarantees it
Whatever Happened To… Lee Iacocca?
Know you? Don’t!
Best Pick-Up Line to Avoid: “Do I know you?”
Sacred faces
Best-Looking Club (Oakland County): The Temple
Classic covers
Best Used Bookstore: John K. King Books
Muy bueno
Best Mexican Restaurant and Best Carry-Out (Oakland County): Zumba Mexican Grille
Rabble rouser
Best Local Activist: Michael Moore
Magical moments
Best Place for Loose Lips Columnists to Hang Out: The Magic Stick
Eye opener
Best-Looking Club (Washtenaw County): Cavern Club
Lessons in fun
Best Toy Store: Zany Brainy
In praise of democracy
Who says politics ain’t fun?…
Down-home or elegant
Best Mexican Food (Washtenaw County): A tie between Tio’s and the Prickly Pear
Power up the people
Best Way to Make Politics Fun: Vote!
All pumped up
Best No-Cover Bar (Wayne County): The Town Pump
Out and about
Best Gay Bar and Best Lesbian Bar (Washtenaw County): aut BAR
Sole survivor
Best Place to Satisfy a Footwear Fetish: DSW Shoe Warehouse
You’re the Best
The best pickup line is “Hi.” You told us that. You also told us the best places to get your grub on, the best places to roll your wheels, the media people who really speak to you, the best places to shake your moneymaker, the best places to play games, gamble, watch movies, and flash…
1,000-plus wines
Best Wine List (Oakland County): The Lark
Take me out to the rock show
Best New Use for Tiger Stadium: Concert venue
Shiny happy people
Best Place to Hear Techno, Best-Looking Club, Best Bar to Find a One-Night Stand (Macomb County): Emerald Theatre
Flesh appeal
Best Bar to Find a One-Night Stand (Washtenaw County): Rick’s American Cafe
Sniffing the future
Best Next Underground Trend to Go Mainstream: Emo music
Familiar with a twist
Best Dessert Menu (Oakland County): Sweet Lorraine’s
Royal abodes
Best Neighborhood to Buy a New House and Most Walkable Neighborhood: Royal Oak
Where’s the cocktail wieners?
Best Happy Hour Spread (Oakland County): A tie between Big Buck Brewery and Tiki Bob’s Cantina
SoRo
Best Neighborhood for Artists to Take Over Next: Ferndale
Ready to rumble
Best Candidate to Run Against Dennis Archer, Best Politico to Cause L. Brooks Patterson Grief: Geoffrey Fieger
Eat around the clock
Best Restaurant for a 3am Meal and Best Funky Hole-in-the-Wall (Washtenaw County): Fleetwood Diner
All dreck, all the time
Best Local Media Merger Yet to Happen: Channels 2, 4 & 7
Bar for all
Best Bar for Lunch, After-Hours Place, Beer Selection and Top-Shelf Liquor Selection (Washtenaw County): Ashley’s
Call it a comeback
Best Solution for Suburban Sprawl: Redevelop/rebuild the city
Hamtown yuks
Best Way to Fix Up Hamtramck: Merge with Detroit
Indispensable island
Best Place to Go on Belle Isle: Belle Isle Zoo
Operators will be waiting
Best Student-Run Radio Station: WHFR 89.3 FM (Henry Ford Community College)
Blown minds
Best Building to Blow Up: Renaissance Center
Up on the roof
Best Place to Find Parking Downtown: Cobo Roof






