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There is no sight more horrendous that than of wasted pizza. But, a Troy man has woken up to that unspeakable tragedy three times this month.

According to a story on WDIV, a Troy resident told police he woke up around 4 a.m. on Monday morning to the sound of vandals dumping pizzas and their boxes all over his 2016 red Jeep Compass, but he has no idea what inspired the hateful act.

He also told police this isn’t the first time. The pizza pillagers had already hit his Jeep twice before.

The man says he has no idea why anyone would want to deface his vehicle with pizza and was not able to identify any possible suspects.

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Alysa Zavala-Offman is the managing editor of Detroit Metro Times. She lives in the downriver city of Wyandotte with her husband, toddler, mutt, and two orange cats.

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