Here are some of the funniest, most poetic, or just plain strange personal ads from Metro Times classified section’s heyday that stopped us in our tracks while flipping through our archives.































Here are some of the funniest, most poetic, or just plain strange personal ads from Metro Times classified section’s heyday that stopped us in our tracks while flipping through our archives.































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