6) See the Tigers, though your mileage may vary on Opening Day: Seeing the Tigers play at gleaming Comerica Park is a wonderful way to spend an afternoon or evening, from the quaint crack of the bat to the 10,000-megawatt display board. But on Opening Day, most of the errors are outside the stadium, where you’ll find hundreds of drunken baseball fans littering, puking, pissing and drunk driving all over downtown. On that, we call foul.

Um, WHET?

Yeah, from what we’ve gathered on Twitter, looks like a man named Bill Dugan caught a crap ton of foul balls at today’s Tigers game.  

Thanks to the Detroit Free Press‘ Robert Allen, we got a play-by-play of the man’s ridiculous feat. 

Including that he was giving the balls away to children. Cue collective “AWW!” 

But we mean, wouldn’t you be able to catch all that if you had a mitt that looked like this?

The speed of people’s Photoshop skills never ceases to amaze us.

Anyway, way to go Bill Dugan, you’re the real MVP.  

This article appears in Apr 6-12, 2016.

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