Sure, you could buy your mom some lame gift as an apology for what a crappy human being you are, wait what? We mean, you could buy your mom something wonderful and cute as a way to say ‘Thanks for helping me exist!” but why be basic and cute when you could be weird as hell. Here’s a few suggestions of how to make this Mother’s Day one she’ll definitely never forget, who cares that they’re from Craig’s List? She doesn’t have to know.

1930’s Wicker Baby Buggy $135 A creepy buggy to remind her of when you were young and innocent.
Neon Beer Signs $100 For the mom who drinks…a lot.
1970’s Clock $17 Moms love clocks, it’s a fact.
Coca-cola can refrigerator $100 Give mom the chance to serve up cold Coke from inside a giant Coke refrigerator during her next summer BBQ! Meta as fuck!
Vintage Musician Elves $30 If these don’t scream ‘just for Mom’, we don’t know what does.
Mandolin $350 Your mom did always have dreams of being in a folk band…until you came along.
Large Moose Canvas $55 She definitely won’t understand this one, but she’ll probably tell you she loves it anyway. Moms are great.
Vintage Polaroid Camera $250 Stop trying to teach your mom how to use Instagram and just get her this.
Travel Shaving Cream .50 cents each She will appreciate this, trust us.
Himalayan Salt Candle Holders $25 Tell your mom to lick these and be entertained for hours.

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