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Jemele Hill returns to Detroit on top of her game

Last Wednesday night, ESPN correspondent and columnist Jemele Hill attended a private Nike event in Washington. D.C. For some journalists this would be an opportunity to rub shoulders with some of the best, well-dressed athletes in the league. For Hill, it was the perfect opportunity to grab a quick interview with NBA player Carmelo Anthony,…

Schuette, Whitmer win Michigan gubernatorial primaries

Democrat Gretchen Whitmer and Republican Bill Schuette will face off in the general election for Michigan governor in November. The candidates each won their respective party primaries Tuesday, after polls consistently showed them leading their opponents in the run up to the election. The AP called the Democratic race around 10 p.m., as Whitmer led…

Schuette declared winner of Michigan’s Republican gubernatorial primary

The Associated Press has declared Attorney General Bill Schuette the winner of Michigan’s Republican gubernatorial primary. The call was made with just 17 percent of precincts reporting, as Schuette led Lieutenant Governor Brian Calley by 27 points. Schuette had 51 percent of the vote and Calley had 24 percent. State Sen. Patrick Colbeck and businessman…

Detroit actually isn’t the number one city for car thefts

Good news, Detroit isn’t number one for car thefts! An infographic compiled using data from the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Uniform Crime Reporting shows that Detroit (though still in the top 10) isn’t as plagued by car theft as other “more attractive” major cities. According to 2016 data, metropolitan Detroit ranked eighth for most vehicle…

Chance the Rapper cuts head off Little Caesars mascot for new horror flick

The big screen debut of Chance The Rapper will be served cold ‘n dead-y with a side of Crazy AF Bread according to the latest poster for Slice. The poster features a beheaded version of the Little Caesars mascot paired with the tagline “Dead. In 30 minutes or less.” It’s coming #SliceMovie @A24 pic.twitter.com/undYX0YWSj — Chance The Rapper…

Justin Amash, a libertarian, seems unaware that he can vote for a libertarian

Ahead of today’s primary election (go vote!), Republican Rep. Justin Amash — a self-described lowercase “L” libertarian — tweeted his support of Lt. Gov. Brian Calley for governor, on the basis that “there are no libertarians among the Michigan GOP candidates.” There are no libertarians among the Michigan GOP candidates for governor, so I’m voting for the…

It’s primary election day. Here’s what’s on ballots in metro Detroit

Approximately 2 million Michiganders are expected to cast ballots in today’s primary election, in what could be the most energizing primary the state has seen in 40 years. Competitive statewide contests and active down-ballot candidates are said to be boosting voter turnout (absentee returns are up 50 percent from 2014) — particularly among Democrats who…

Squirt alert: The Great Ferndale Water Gun Fight is upon us

Jesse Shephard-Bates is trading Handgrenades for water guns. After performing with his band the Handgrenades during a spring-time street festival in Indianapolis this past spring, Shephard-Bates and company found themselves in the friendly crossfire of a water gun rivalry between the event’s staff. He loved it so much, he decided to pull the trigger on organizing…

‘Amish Uber’ is now a thing, at least in one Michigan town

In a town that doesn’t even have Lyft, there’s now one fine citizen who is offering a whole new ridesharing concept: “Amish Uber.” Over the weekend in Colon, Mich., Timothy Hochstedler brought out his horse and buggy to offer visitors something a little out of the ordinary. Instead of the typical quiet Uber ride, Hochstedler,…

Detroit’s ‘Once Around Belle Isle’ race set for this weekend

In its seventh year, the ultimate competition of stamina and floatability — “Once Around Belle Isle” — will return to the international waters of the Detroit River. Each year, OABI invites stand-up paddle boarders, kayakers, and surf-skiers to partake in a 7-mile natural and non-buoyed race course around Belle Isle. A 2.5 mile course is…

‘FRIENDS! The Musical Parody’ heads to Detroit next year

Somehow — despite 10 years of Ross being literally the most toxic, controlling boyfriend ever, a slew of problematic punchlines via Chandler’s slight transphobia, and the never-OK “Fat Monica” routine — NBC’s Friends has somehow survived as a beloved staple in the annals of pop culture. And now, it has gotten a musical makeover. The off-Broadway misadventure FRIENDS!…

Gordon Food Service opens first Detroit store

Chances are you’ve had their food, even if you didn’t know it. Gordon Food Service has been offering catering, food delivery, menu management, and culinary research services to Detroit restaurants for decades. But today marks the first time the Wyoming, Michigan-based company has had an actual supermarket serving Detroit proper. A Gordon Food Service Store…

Detroit’s Serration Pulse announce Third Man Records EP release

Detroit goth wave duo Serration Pulse has released details on its first proper output — a self-titled, self-recorded, and self-produced three-song EP to be released on vinyl by Third Man Records on Aug. 10. One of Metro Times’ “Bands to Watch in 2018,” Serration Pulse is comprised of metro Detroit natives Daniel Tomczak (Terrible Twos)…

Man takes sledgehammer to Comerica Park, shattering windows and doors

The gleaming Comerica Park is looking a lot like one of Detroit’s tens of thousands of abandoned properties this morning. Plywood covers a window and two doors at the baseball stadium’s gear shop, after Detroit police say someone shattered them, possibly with a sledgehammer, around 2:30 this morning. Police say the incident was caught on…

Here’s how to vote in tomorrow’s Michigan primary

Tomorrow, Tuesday, Aug. 7, you, Michigan resident, have the chance to exercise your greatest right — the right to vote. The primary election features candidates in races for governor, Congress, state House and Senate, and more. Because it is a primary, you can only vote for one of three parties — Democrat, Republican, or Libertarian.…

Detroit has electric scooters now, so we tried them (and didn’t die)

Before today, I was guilty of perhaps not appreciating life as I should, because before today I had never ridden an electric scooter. Just last week, Los Angeles-based electric scooter rideshare company Bird landed its pilot program in Detroit, releasing a flock of matte-black machines into our downtown. Bird, which operates in 22 states in…

Kid Rock’s childhood Macomb County home to be listed for sale

When Kid Rock was, well, just a kid, he grew up on a sprawling, 5.5-acre estate in Macomb County’s Bruce Township, where his father owned a car dealership nearby. His family has reportedly decided to part ways with the property, which could be yours for just under $599,000. A posting for the property appeared on…

Tony Hawk is giving out grants for public skate parks in Michigan

Skate icon Tony Hawk’s Tony Hawk Foundation is offering up to $1 million in matching grants for four Michigan communities with skate parks. It’s partnering with the Ralph C. Wilson Jr. Foundation to help fund parks in Detroit, Ferndale, Ypsilanti, and Port Huron. The Built to Play Skatepark Program is meant to provide youth with a…

State investigating Duggan-backed candidates over possible campaign finance violations

Three candidates backed by Mayor Mike Duggan and a nonprofit pushing Duggan’s “driver’s choice” auto insurance plan are under investigation by the Michigan Secretary of State’s Bureau of Elections for possible felony campaign finance violations. Fred Woodhams, a Secretary of State spokesperson, tells Metro Times that Adam Hollier, Marshall Bullock, Terra DeFoe, and the Detroiters for…

Apparently Google has been renaming Detroit neighborhoods

Has Google Maps’ designation of place names and street names ever struck you as odd and possibly incorrect? Apparently, you’re not alone. In a New York Times story published Thursday, it was reported that Google Maps has inadvertently renamed neighborhoods in cities across the nation, including Detroit. The process to determine these place names seems…

Detroit police chief reacts to officer beating naked woman

An 18-year veteran of the Detroit Police Department has been suspended and is under criminal investigation for the brutal beating of a naked woman at Detroit Receiving Hospital. Cell phone video captured by a witness and shared with Fox 2 News shows the officer, whose name is being withheld, repeatedly punching the woman. The incident…

Amanda Seales from HBO’s ‘Insecure’ is ‘Smart, Funny, & Black’

Amanda Seales is a truth-teller. Seales went viral last summer after she eloquently schooled Caitlyn Jenner at a live-streamed dinner hosted by Katy Perry after Jenner expressed misguided love of Trump’s America. “The reason I am so passionate — and I’m not hostile, I’m passionate — the reason I am so passionate is because I’ve had…

Ben Folds, Awolnation, and Eddie Money top Arts, Beats, & Eats lineup

Arts, Beats, & Eats announced details regarding the beats portion of the Royal Oak-based festival Wednesday afternoon and it’s full of 90’s earworm makers and one aging shaker. Eddie Money and Awolnation;top the bill along with “Father of Mine” rockers Everclear, Gin Blossoms, and longtime quirky piano man Ben Folds. They will all take to…

Collect all 10 of these vintage-style Detroit postcards

There’s no doubt that downtown Detroit has undergone some significant changes over the last several years. What used to be akin to a ghost town is now showing signs of a returned vibrancy that we had not seen since long before the global recession. Now with newly opened parks, cute boutiques, and a brand new skyscraper…

Zoning ordinance will limit Detroit to 75 marijuana facilities

Zoning ordinances are making Michigan’s burgeoning marijuana industry a little more complicated. On Tuesday, the Detroit City Council voted unanimously to approve zoning laws which would limit the total number of marijuana facilities allowed to operate in the city to 75. In addition to the number of operations, the zoning law will also regulate specifically…

Judge strikes Michigan GOP’s straight-ticket ban, says it discriminates against black people

Once again, Michigan’s Republican Party appears to have been caught crafting policy intended to strengthen its power, constitution be damned. A federal judge appointed by former President Barack Obama put an end to Michigan’s Republican-led ban on straight-ticket voting on Wednesday, ruling that the law “intentionally discriminated against African-Americans.” In his ruling, U.S. District Judge…

The ‘sushi doughnut’ craze is coming to metro Detroit

The Instagram-ready sushi doughnut craze took off in 2016, and of course that means it was only a matter of time before it trickled down through the interwebs and landed in our humble Midwestern burg. That time is nigh. A new restaurant named Blu Bar Sushi set to open in Beverly Hills will offer the region…

Detroit’s first vegan coney island opens today

Detroit’s first vegan coney island, Chili Mustard Onions, opens today in Detroit’s Brush Park. The small 30-seat shop at 3411 Brush St. offers meatless — and mostly organic — versions of many of the coney standards. There are coney dogs, chili cheese fries, a version of the Hani, a gyro, a “beetball” sub, a chicken…

Horoscopes (Aug. 1-7)

ARIES: March 21 – April 20 A bird’s-eye view of your situation would show you that your life is in the middle of a game of 52 pickup: All the cards are in the air and your free will has to step up to the plate. In some cases it’s quite obvious that nothing can…

Savage Love: Differences

I’m gay and have been dating a guy for 10 months. He’s great overall, and I would say for the most part we both want it to work out. But I am having a problem with his friends and other lifestyle choices. All of his friends are straight, and almost all of them are women.…

Michigan Democratic gubernatorial candidate voter guide

Michigan voters go to the polls Tuesday, Aug. 7 to cast their ballots in a primary that will determine which Democrat and Republican candidates go on to the November general election. At the top of the Democratic primary ballot will be gubernatorial candidates Abdul El-Sayed, Detroit’s former health director; businessman Shri Thanedar; and former Michigan…

Review: At Brome, you can have it both ways

At Brome, downtown Detroit’s newest burger restaurant, I tried four burgers and fried haddock and liked or loved most. But its marketing gave me pause. Brome tells us on its website, “Every day we wake up and make a conscious effort to minimize the negative impact we have on our planet.” Thats funny, since if…

Rapper Black Milk talks his latest sonic rebellion

For more than 15 years, the producer and emcee known as Black Milk has made a name for himself as one of the most credible beat makers and solid emcees to emerge from Detroit soil — releasing more than 10 collaborative projects, three EPs, eight solo projects, and contributing on hundreds of others songs. He…


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