Ah, the germ of an idea, in a bathroom. How appropriate!
Now we’re wondering what Tegan & Sara’s superpowers are.
Did somebody order extra pepperoni?
You know how to play the saw, don’t you? You just wiggle it back and forth.
Classy way to share the good news!
We’re thinking you don’t mean literally?
Is there any other kind of boy?
I thought we were both trying …
Can’t wait to shake his hand.
Take that, world!
That’s why toilets have handles.

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