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Kenny G, who personally murdered jazz music, also killed your family by giving them diabetes, thanks to his help in inventing the Frappucino

Kenny G has made millions of people hate jazz music with his twaffling sludge, music exactly as exciting and sexy as the act of gently closing your eyes to intricately picture your own parents having sex. Via Stereogum (who got the dope straight from a fanzine called People) we learned yesterday that the curly-haired Seattle native, who […]

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