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A MAGA boat parade will travel from Macomb County to Detroit to celebrate Trump’s birthday this weekend, and we hope it fucking rains

Just a few weeks after President Donald Trump curiously saluted America’s beautiful “boaters” (quotation marks his) during a tweet firestorm, Trump Country and its many beautifully deranged boaters are returning the affection by celebrating POTUS’ 74th birthday with a boat parade this weekend. Thank you very much to our beautiful “boaters.” I will never let […]

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