Want to GTFO of Detroit? Southwest Airlines is offering $100 flights

Apr 5, 2018 at 10:18 am

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Want to GTFO of Detroit? Southwest Airlines is offering $100 flights

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We can all agree that this is some bullshit. It's going to snow tonight ... and tomorrow. It is April.

Want to GTFO of Detroit? Southwest Airlines is offering $100 flights (2)

Thanks to Southwest Airlines, you might be able to GTFO for the price of a pothole tire repair or a weekend of binge drinking to numb the pain of realizing that living in Michigan is a choice and you have made that choice because you are a masochist.

Book an outgoing flight by April 19 to take advantage of the deal. The tickets are nonrefundable and are only valid for domestic travel from April 24-June 13 and August 21-October 31. Blackout dates include May 24-25, August 31 and September 3. Oh! Also, you have to purchase tickets 21 days in advance.

To Atlanta - $85
To Baltimore/Washington - $94
To Chicago (Midway) -$81
To Dallas - $113
To Denver - $135
To Nashville - $95
To St. Louis - $128

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