Best Reason to Invite Me to the Metro Times Best of Detroit Party

A few clever responses to why you should attend

Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 12:00 am

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"Because by the looks of this survey ....

I really need to get out more."

"Because I still stand up for Detroit."

"Cuz I freakin' yodel."

"I used to work at

Borders Bookstore."

"World peace?"

Sorry we could only pick five. See you all at the party.

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