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The miseducation of Betsy DeVos

The first thing you notice about Betsy DeVos — President Donald Trump’s choice to run the United States Department of Education — is that she is rich. Actually, the word “rich” doesn’t really do it justice. Cookie batter is rich. Betsy DeVos is wealthy in the way that Donald Trump wishes he was (and very…

Hamtramck event will pay tribute to early 2000s Kanye West

The year was 2004. Kim Kardashian was Paris Hilton’s over-tweezed assistant and lyrical legend Kanye West was simply Mr. West. A trip down hip-hop lane, I Miss the Old Kanye will cater to a shared longing of the Kanye of yesteryear. Long before Yeezy kicks there was “Jesus Walks,” and thanks to the bevy of…

Stormy Daniels has postponed her Detroit appearance

Porn star Stormy Daniels has postponed the Detroit stop on her “Make America Horny Again” tour. The actress was set to perform alongside a Donald Trump impersonator at a strip club called Truth Detroit on Wednesday but called the event off Tuesday evening due to strep throat, the Detroit Free Press reports. A rescheduled Detroit date is expected…

Mike Pompeo is a known Islamophobe, and he’s also Trump’s new Sec. of State

In the latest of many staff shakeups in President Donald Trump’s White House, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was abruptly ousted Tuesday, to be replaced by CIA director Mike Pompeo. The decision was made so abruptly that Tillerson hadn’t even spoken to the president prior to the announcement, according to The Washington Post. Islamophobe  But it’s…

The last of Detroit’s neglected rape kits are being tested

The Wayne County Prosecutor’s Office says it has sent in for testing the last of 11,300 neglected rape kits dating back to 1980. The 614 rape kits sent to investigators are the final batch of those discovered nearly a decade ago in a Detroit police storage facility. So far, the kits have led to the conviction…

Big Sean and Jhené Aiko want you to know they did not break up

On Monday night, Big Sean was a trending topic on Twitter amid rumors the rapper and his girlfriend Jhené Aiko had broken up after Sean was allegedly spotted canoodling with another woman — but the two quickly took to their own Twitter accounts to deny the rumors. The rumors started when a website called The Jasmine Brand…

13 super easy ways to celebrate 313 Day in Detroit

In any other city, March 13 is just another day. But here in the Motor City, we take any excuse to show our civic pride. To celebrate 3/13, here is a list of 13 iconic activities to prove your love for Detroit. 1. Eat a Coney Dog Nothing says Detroit quite like a hot dog…

You can buy Founders KBS at Michigan Meijer stores right now

Beer lovers, take heed! This morning Michigan-based grocery store chain Meijer announced it will carry Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout in stores while supplies last.     The bourbon barrel-aged chocolate coffee stout is released once a year and is available for a limited amount of time. Meijer will sell four-packs, but only until supplies run out, after…

Detroit is officially the unhappiest city in America

Despite Detroit’s never-ending “Comeback City” narrative, it seems we can’t quite escape the doldrums of depression. This morning, WalletHub released a list of the 182 happiest cities in the United States and of the 182 American cities researched, Detroit came in dead last. We are officially the unhappiest city in the country. The study was…

Everything we know about Stormy Daniels’ Detroit strip club appearance

Related As previously reported, Stormy Daniels — the porn actress alleged to have had an extramarital affair with President Donald Trump — is set to make a Motor City appearance on Wednesday, March 14 at the strip club Truth Detroit as part of her national “Make America Horny Again Tour.” According to Truth general manager Steve (he…

Eminem puts NRA on blast during iHeartRadio Music Award performance

Eminem added a powerful opening verse to his performance of “Nowhere Fast” alongside Kehlani during Sunday night’s iHeartRadio Music Awards — and it was aimed at the National Rifle Association. “This whole country is going nuts/and the NRA is in our way/they’re responsible for this whole productions/they hold the strings, they control the puppet/And they…

Richard Spencer rethinking college tour after shitshow visit to MSU

White supremacist Richard Spencer says he plans to rethink his public speaking strategy in light of the violent clashes that marred his visit to Michigan State University last week. In a video uploaded to AltRight.com’s YouTube account on Sunday, Spencer says he expects future public events to involve a greater element of secrecy in order…

We should all be embarrassed by Betsy DeVos’ 60 Minutes interview

Michigan native and U.S. Education Secretary Betsy DeVos endured an exceedingly pointed interview on 60 Minutes last night and let’s just say she did not fare well. Related DeVos, a staunch advocate of school choice, says that relinquishing funding from public schools would actually make them operate better. She said that. She believes that.  Journalist…

Everything we learned from Jack White’s Rolling Stone cover story

Jack White is gearing up to release his third solo record, Boarding House Reach on March 23, and he’ll kick off a sold-out tour at Little Caesars Arena on April 19. In the upcoming cover story for Rolling Stone Magazine, writer Brian Hiatt gets White to dish candidly about nurses, exercise, and that Beyonce collab. Here’s what…

Taste of Ethiopia is opening a new vegetarian restaurant in Birmingham

Southfield’s Taste of Ethiopia is planning a new vegetarian and vegan restaurant in downtown Birmingham Owner Meskie G-Yohannes tells Metro Times the new 2,200-square-foot space at Old Woodward and Hamilton could open as soon as April, though there’s not yet a firm date. Though G-Yohannes offers meat dishes at the Southfield location, she plans to keep…

Review: Miguel makes entirety of Royal Oak Music Theatre blush

As expected, Miguel Pimentel offered an hour and a half of pure sonic ecstasy to a sold-out Royal Oak Music Theatre Friday night. But what was a bit unexpected was the revelation that Miguel is actually pretty fucking metal. Backed by a full band and alternating between thrasher headbanging and smooth, sensual movements inspired by the King…

Mexicantown’s Detroit Farm and Garden will close in April

Mexicantown landscaping, gardening, and feed store Detroit Farm and Garden will close in April.  Co-owner Brian Allnutt tells Metro Times the shop grew and evolved over the years, but it didn’t grow fast enough, and “the economic reality of the situation forced our hand.” The community-focused shop at 1759 21st St. just east of I-75 opened…

WSU Christian group reinstated after suing for discrimination

A Christian student group at Wayne State has been reinstated after the university de-certified the group in October. The InterVarsity Christian Fellowship, an organization that has operated at WSU since 1941, was notified last October that its group was in violation of the university’s non-discrimination policy because the group required its leaders to be Christian.  Wayne…

Detroit Fire Department receives 800 pet oxygen masks

Thanks to generous donations, the Detroit Fire Department is better equipped to save your pet during an emergency. The Detroit Public Safety Foundation announced the donation of 278 oxygen kits containing more than 800 masks on Thursday.  “The Detroit Fire Department now has enough kits for every piece of fire apparatus to be outfitted with…

Bill Gelineau files signatures for Michigan’s first-ever Libertarian Party primary

Libertarian candidate Bill Gelineau filed his campaign’s petition signatures for Michigan’s gubernatorial race on Thursday, becoming the first candidate to qualify for the first-ever Libertarian Party primary election to be held alongside the state’s Democrat and Republican primaries on Tuesday, Aug. 7. According to a press release, the Grand Rapids businessman delivered 21,187 signatures to the Bureau…

Imperial and Public House owners move forward with new Ferndale restaurant

Ferndale’s Working Class Outlaws — the group behind Imperial and Public House — are moving forward on what appears to be a Japanese-related concept called AntiHero. The project has been discussed for several years but the restaurant group hasn’t offered many details beyond the location — next door to Public House. However, an employee previously…

Michigan House of Representatives passes bill targeting ‘whip-its’

On Thursday, March 8, Michigan’s house of representatives passed a package of bills limiting the sale and distribution of nitrous oxide containers. The legislation would make it more difficult for minors to purchase the substance, also known as “laughing gas,” an inhalant that induces a mild, temporary euphoria. How does it work? You put the…

Nick Jonas will make us sweat at Meadow Brook in April

Wait, is Nick the hot one? Or is it Joe? There is no wrong answer when questioning the hotness of any of the three Jonas Brothers. But, Nick, is hot and he is coming to Oakland University’s Meadow Brook Amphitheater on Saturday, April 14 Since disbanding from his super sexy brethren, Nick Jonas has flown…

Lovers Only opens tomorrow in Detroit’s Capitol Park

Long-awaited downtown Detroit burger and sandwich restaurant Lovers Only opens tomorrow in downtown Detroit’s Capitol Park. It’s the second restaurant for Eli Boyer, who launched the successful Voyager seafood spot in Ferndale last year. He’s again teaming up with Voyager chefs Justin Tootla and Jennifer Jackson for this project. A release from the restaurant says…

New report reveals 30,000 Detroiters do not have access to healthy food

Eight years ago we were told Detroit was considered a “food desert” and then about six years ago, we learned that Detroit was “not a food desert.” According to data found in the Detroit Food Policy Council’s 2017 Detroit Food Metrics Report, there are still healthy food gaps throughout the city despite 74 full-line grocery stores (shops…

Metro Times astrologer Cal Garrison has a new book out this spring

You may not recognize the name Cal Garrison, but if you’ve ever read our weekly horoscopes, it’s her words you’re consuming. Garrison’s simple, easy-to-read predictions are often touted by readers as frighteningly accurate or “spot-on,” and she’s managed to amass a dedicated following who eagerly anticipate their weekly release. Garrison, who also plies her income…

Trim your bangs and get ready to scream — Paramore is headed to DTE this summer

From “Misery Business” to “Fake Happy” pop-punk priestess Hayley Williams and her Paramore crew have proved themselves to be the ultimate musical mood ring. Embarking on their “After Laughter” summer tour with Foster The People (AKA the band behind that “Pumped Up Kicks” earworm), Paramore will bring their pop riot through DTE Energy Music Theatre on June…

Gretchen Whitmer unveils first ad for Michigan gubernatorial race

In her first online ad, Democratic gubernatorial candidate Gretchen Whitmer aims to introduce herself to a wider audience. Dubbed “In Your Corner,” the one and a half minute-long spot features Whitmer talking directly to the camera while walking through various locations — touting her hard-working roots, laying out her priorities as governor, and even getting her family…

Small plates restaurant Asaysia set to open near Harmonie Park

Three new restaurants are planned for a building near Harmonie Park, and the first is set to open March 22. Asaysia Plates to Share announced via press release it will launch its “tapas-style” restaurant in 5,000 square feet of the 16,500-square-foot building at 1452 Brush St. A separate “high-end wine and dine restaurant” is slated…

Yet another disgusting Michigan funeral home has been shut down

A Petoskey funeral home has been shut down after investigators reportedly found a rusty machete on the counter inside an embalming room, along with a possible worm infestation, unrefrigerated bodies, overflowing garbage, and bloody wooden coffins in what sounds like a real life house of horrors. The Michigan Department of Licensing and Regulatory Affairs (LARA)…

Michigan’s 2018 infrastructure report card is in and it’s not looking good

The American Society of Engineers gave Michigan a D+ grade its latest scorecard of the state’s infrastructure. The annual report ranks 13 sections of infrastructure, from aviation to rail, dams to energy. By the report card’s definition, a score of “D” means “the infrastructure is in poor to fair condition and mostly below standard, with many…

Michigan’s mental health scandal

Back in the ’60s, everyone knew what happened if you “went nuts.” The guys in the white coats came and took you away to Eloise, which was a big scary insane asylum somewhere out there. I didn’t worry much about that as a teenager, even though my parental units may have threatened me with it…

After 13 years, Hot Snakes are back

After a long break from recording, Hot Snakes guitarist John Reis said it “literally took a minute” for the band to get reacquainted in the studio while working on their latest album. “It wasn’t exactly like riding a bike, but, c’mon. We’ve been doing this a long time,” Reis says by phone. “We’re super pros.…

Savage Love: Zaps

I’m an 18-year-old cis hetero girl from Australia and I’ve been listening to your podcast and reading your column since I was 13. Thanks to you I’m pretty open-minded about my sexuality and body. Having said that, I do have a few questions. I started watching porn from a youngish age with no real shame…

Horoscopes (March 7-13)

ARIES: March 21 – April 20 It’s now or never — at least that’s what it feels like. After an endless round of challenges, it’s time for the waters of the Red Sea to part and grant your wish. How this goes will vary from person to person. If you have learned your lessons, and…

Freeing the POWs of the War on Drugs

The notion that this coming season will be the marijuana election in Michigan got a boost recently when gubernatorial candidate Shri Thanedar made a curious statement. He announced that if voters legalize recreational marijuana in November’s election, then people imprisoned for low-level marijuana offenses should be released. The notion seemed to come out of nowhere…

Detroit’s best soup dumplings are in Windsor

There’s something exotic about Windsor. It’s a town that’s technically only a mile or so away from my humble Hubbard Farms abode, yet it seems a world away. Perhaps if crossing the border wasn’t such a hassle, then I would have known more about our friendly neighbors to the south — like the fact that…


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