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A how-to guide for surviving the Trump administration

This should not have happened. Either way, the 2016 presidential election was going to be an unprecedented, history-making event. From the Democrats, the first-ever woman candidate for a major party in Hillary Clinton. From the Republicans, an outsider businessman with no political or military experience in Donald Trump. But that’s oversimplifying things, isn’t it? To…

Canceled: African Children’s Choir area show on Sunday

We just received word that, after a last-minute venue change, this show has now unfortunately been canceled entirely. “Sorry for the inconvenience. We had to cancel our performance this Sunday evening,” the email reads. “Thank you to all the media who supported our performance, and we appreciate your efforts. Thanks for understanding. This Sunday, Jan. 15,…

UPDATED: Detroit Police slow to disclose fatal Midtown shooting

Updated 10:34 a.m. Thursday, Jan. 12: This post has been updated to include additional comments from the Detroit Police Department. Originally posted 04:26 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 10: At about 3:15 a.m. Sunday morning, residents in the heart of Midtown were awakened as a series of shots rang out from the middle of Second Avenue at West Canfield Street…

Just announced: Mastodon plays ROMT with Eagles of Death Metal in May

Yesterday, it was announced that Mastodon will play the Royal Oak Music Theatre with special guests Eagles of Death Metal and Russian Circles on Tuesday, May 16. Doors will open at 6:30 p.m.; general admission is $32 in advance, $42.50 day of show; reserved seating is $67.50. Tickets will go on sale this Friday, Jan. 13 at 10 a.m.; here is…

18 things to do in Detroit this week

Wednesday, 1/11 Musical: The Improv @ Go! Comedy These days every popular TV show, movie, and podcast gets turned into a touring musical, fraut with cumbersome numbers that don’t seem totally authentic to the original product. Well, the ever-clever comedians at Go! Comedy have found a way to latch on to the concept and make…

Chef Adam Verville, who brought Hawaiian menu to downtown, OUT at Park Bar

We met chef Adam Verville last spring, when he launched the Hawaiian-themed GoGo inside the space that Bucharest used to occupy inside Park Bar. He was hoping to introduce diners nearby the Comerica-adjacent spot to fare inspired by the popular street food from the islands, such as the handheld musubi, loco moco, and Holo Dogs (complete with optional Spam chili). After just…

Help wanted: MT is seeking freelance event photographers

Are you a Detroit-based photographer who loves capturing the sights, sounds, and people of the city? Metro Times is in search of a freelance photographer to capture both day and nighttime events in the city and suburbs. The ideal candidate is outgoing, confident in their the skills, and can commit to capturing at least two…

Is this Detroit McDonald’s holdup the chillest robbery ever?

Far be it from us to speak in defense of crime. We condemn all who victimize others, from the low-down chiseler to the white-collar grafter. It’s important to put that right up front, lest this blog post be misunderstood. Because, reviewing footage of a robbery that took place on the evening of Jan. 7, at…

Fiat-Chrysler says Trump had nothing to do with job announcement

On Sunday, Fiat-Chrysler announced a $1 billion expansion of its plants in Michigan and Ohio that will create 2,000 jobs. Can you guess what happened next? President-elect Donald Trump took credit for it. But a spokeswoman from parent company Fiat Chrysler Automobiles says Trump had nothing to do with the decision: “This plan was in the works back…

Pylon added to already ridiculous Barely Human Fest lineup

Well, it’s not exactly the Athens, Geo.-based post-punk 1980s greats Pylon, but rather the Pylon Reenactment Society (original Pylon vocalist Vanessa Briscoe Hay plus some new folks). And while it’s not been added to the poster yet, Pylon will headline the Sunday, Feb. 12 lineup for the Barely Human Fest, which we have written about here and…

Big Sean to play the Fox in April

This is not an April Fool’s joke; Big Sean will play the Fox Theatre on April 1. Tickets go on sale this Friday, Jan. 13 at 10 a.m. and they are in the $35-$69.50 range (before fees). The date is part of the Detroit-based rapper’s “I Decided” tour. That of course is the name of…

Marvin Yagoda of Marvelous Marvin’s Mechanical Museum has died

Marvin Yagoda, founder of Marvelous Marvin’s Mechanical Museum, died Sunday evening, according to WDIV. He was 78. The eccentric businessman created the Farmington Hills marvel, having started collecting items upon his graduation from the University of Michigan. According to a 2003 Metro Times interview with his son Jeremy, Yagoda’s “insanity” was to blame for the collection…

Rebirth Brass Band to play Otus Supply on MLK Day

Justifiably revered New Orleans institution the Rebirth Brass Band will perform at Ferndale’s newest venue Otus Supply next Monday, Jan. 16 — a day which should be an absolute holiday for everyone (I’d personally trade in “President’s Day” for MLK Day in a heartbeat, but wait — even that holiday is another where usually only…

Despite Trump, General Motors stands by Mexican plans

While speaking to reporters at the North American International Auto Show on Sunday, General Motors CEO Mary Barra defended the automaker’s decision to produce a small volume of its Chevrolet Cruzes in Mexico. “This is a long-lead business with high capital-intensive investments, decisions that were made two, three and four years ago,” Barra said, according…

‘Detroit Punks’ zooms in on Jerry Vile

Jerry Vile is a fascinating guy. He’s been an artist, magazine publisher, punk vocalist, promoter, and visionary. And if you were to tie all the sensational stories told about his antics over the years, you could make quite an entertaining short film. Well, guess what? Somebody did. Namely, those guys at Detroit Punks have come…

It’s that time of year again, Hopslam season is back

With the start of new year, Michigan beer snobs are rejoicing the return of Hopslam, that cult classic brewed by Bell’s. Starting Monday, the Comstock-based brewery began shipping cans of the 10 percent ABV double IPA all over lower Michigan, including in metro Detroit. Northern Michigan, the UP, Indiana, Illinois, Kentucky, Ohio, West Virginia, and Wisconsin will follow,…

Detroit Restaurant Week to return next month

It wasn’t entirely clear whether there would be another Detroit Restaurant Week. But return it has. Organizers announced this week that come Feb. 3-12, the dining series will reemerge after both the spring and fall editions had been postponed for 2016. We reported back in September that the future of the 10-day-long culinary celebration was in question, forcing event backers to take…

Updated: Macomb County in state of emergency following Fraser sinkhole

Updated: Gov. Rick Snyder has officially declared a state of emergency in Macomb County, the Detroit News reports. This authorizes the Michigan State Police, Emergency Management, and Homeland Security Division to assist Macomb County. Originally posted 9:06 a.m., Friday, Jan. 6: Following a massive sinkhole in Fraser, Macomb County officials have declared a state of emergency…

Sierra Club flunks Mich. lawmakers in annual report card

The Sierra Club thinks Michigan has plenty of room for improvement when it comes to its annual environmental report card. The grassroots group released its scorecard of the 2015-2016 Legislative Session, and the results are pretty dismal. The Senate received a failing score of 55 percent. The House got 61 percent. The scorecard calculated the results based on 17…

Another Snyder disaster unraveling: The Unemployment Insurance Agency

Yesterday, a reshuffling of state employees marked the beginning of a state review of Michigan’s Unemployment Insurance Agency. While the problems with that agency haven’t posed the same threats to health and well-being as the poisoning of city water in Flint, they’ve probably deserved more coverage than they’ve gotten. And, as with Flint’s “water crisis”…

Speed limits to increase on some Michigan highways

Drivers will be able to blaze through some rural Michigan highways at speeds up to 75 miles per hour now that Gov. Rick Synder has signed a bill to increase the speed limit. Yesterday MLive reported that the “main bill requires the Michigan Department of Transportation and Department of State Police to raise speed limits to…

Tonight: Redford Theatre honors Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher

Unfortunately for all of us, 2016 had to finish the year with a sucker punch right in the gut: the passing of the iconic mother-daughter duo Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. In honor of the actresses, the Redford Theatre is doing what they do best: having a double feature of two of the actresses’ greatest…

Cher is set to star in a Lifetime movie about Flint

We’re sure that if Cher could really turn back time she would have stopped the state of Michigan for ever voting for Rick Snyder (just look at some of her tweets about him), but starring in a Lifetime movie about the Flint water crisis will have to do instead. The Hollywood Reporter confirmed that the iconic…

Mich. calls for review of Unemployment Insurance Agency, replaces director

The state of Michigan has removed the director of its Unemployment Insurance Agency on Thursday as part of a “top-to-bottom review” following complaints that the agency has been falsely accusing unemployment insurance fraud. In one of those stranger than fiction moments that seems par for the course here, it turns out the state’s computerized fraud detection…

Lauded Southerner chef to take over Mabel Gray next month

As part of chef James Rigato’s non-stop effort to promote Michigan’s dining culture, he will be relinquishing his kitchen at Mabel Gray for one night next month to a fellow culinary star. Chef Matt Millar, a two-time James Beard Award nominee who runs the Southerner in Saugatuck, will prepare a six-course Southern-inspired feast at the Hazel Park eatery…

In praise of Blind Willie Johnson’s ‘Dark Was the Night’

This Saturday, Trinity House in Livonia hosts an epic tribute to Blind Willie Johnson, the great sanctified musician who recorded in the 1920s and ’30s. Tribute to Blind Willie Johnson Benefiting Neighborhood Service Organization goes down this Saturday, Jan. 7 at 8 p.m., and is $20 for general admission, $17 for subscribers. This news caused me…

All around goddess Issa Rae to stop by U-M on MLK day

If you haven’t checked out writer/director/actress/badass Issa Rae’s new HBO show Insecure then what are you even doing with your life? Find a friend that has an HBO Go account and start streaming. Anyway, Rae was recently nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Comedy Series for her work on the show, and…

The Sunshine State is getting their own HopCat in late 2017

The people behind those glorious little crack fries are now expanding their brand way down south to the sandy beaches of Florida. The Grand Rapids based BarFly Ventures LLC (where the OG HopCat is) announced this morning that it will open a Florida HopCat in Port St. Lucie, which is located on the east side…

Only 253 days until the Juggalo March on Washington, D.C.

In 2017, Washington, D.C., is going to be full of hallucinatory spectacle thanks to the incoming Trump presidency. That’s a cinch. But at least some of the capital’s colorfulness this fall will come from underground hip-hop artists and pop culture icons Insane Clown Posse, who have announced a Juggalo March on Washington to be held…

Blake’s Hard Cider plans release of Grizzly Pear cider, reports huge growth in 2016

Blake’s Farms has been headquartered in Armada since 1946, gaining a cozy rapport with the surrounding community. With three locations (Cider Mill, Big Apple, and Almont Garden Center), the apple-growing company is known for providing pick-your-own-apple services, cut-your-own-Christmas-tree services, hosting a lavender festival, and being home to a spook-tacular Halloween attraction that does in fact…

Michigan senator calls his 72k salary a ‘fixed income’

In what appears to be an attempt to commiserate with his constituents, Michigan Sen. Patrick Colbeck (R-Canton) says he’s been living on a fixed income for the last six years he’s served the people of Michigan. In a Facebook post, Colbeck says he and his wifehad to disconnect their cable, switch their cell phone service,…

Woolly Mammoths reappear for 2017 independent league season

Metro-Detroit’s only independent baseball league – the United Shore Professional Baseball League – announced the fourth team amongst their ranks. The Westside Woolly Mammoths will compete with the Utica Unicorns, Eastside Diamond Hoppers, and the Birmingham Bloomfield Beavers in the newly minted Jimmy John’s Field, 7171 Auburn Rd., in Utica. Michigan isn’t known for it’s…

Savage Love: Just Drinks

Q: My brother is a virgin and turning 30 in a few weeks. He said he wants to hire an escort just for drinks and conversation for his birthday, but he doesn’t really know how to tell what’s a reliable service or what criteria he should be looking for to tell whether an agency is…

Politics & Prejudices: The Snyder Follies

Late last year, two things happened that I never would have dreamed possible: Rick Snyder, our off-kilter, emotionally deficient accountant of a governor, made me laugh out loud. Even more surprising, I found myself briefly sympathizing with Donald Trump, also known as the man who is about to do his best to destroy America. Here’s…

Sarey Ruden and the art of name calling

The world of online dating is a chasm of shenanigans — swiping, selfies, unsolicited images of genitalia, and occasionally messages like this one: “You’re a drunk single angry mean loser who will never have children.” Detroiter Sarey Ruden knows this ugly side of online dating all too well; she’s been collecting messages like the one…

Higher Ground: Six things to consider

While last year seemed a good year for cannabis activists and users on the national scene — four more states legalized recreational use and other states legalized medical — there is still plenty to fight about in Michigan and across the nation. Although there are now 28 legal medical marijuana states, we still don’t know…

Review: Downtown Detroit spot Parc dazzles

When he opened the menu at Parc and found no meat entrees south of $41, my companion huffed, “Welcome to Gilbertville.” Those surely weren’t Dan Gilbert’s fellow billionaires we were rubbing elbows with in Parc’s compact space, but the restaurant is indeed positioning itself for the well-heeled that Gilbert has vowed to bring back downtown.…

Side Dish: Antonio Lopez is in Detroit’s royal tequila family

Antonio Lopez can sometimes be hard to get a hold of. That’s because when he’s not getting his hands dirty at his family’s Lopez Tire shop in Southwest Detroit, he’s rubbing elbows with the owners of bars, restaurants, and party stores — all to get his family’s Tequila Cabresto into the Detroit craft distilling lexicon.…

Horoscopes (Jan. 4-10)

ARIES (March 21- April 20): You can’t be expected to go along with the program at a time like this. Before you start coloring outside the lines getting clear about a) what it will cost you, and b) what it means to be strong enough to go there. All of your tests have made it…

Moo Cluck Moo hoping to drive mobile kitchen trend

The idea was revolutionary in fast food. Start workers at $12 in job-hungry metro Detroit where unemployment ran rampant. Keep the menu brief — burgers, chicken, fries, shakes — and use only hormone-free, never frozen meat. It was this strategy that caught national headlines when Moo Cluck Moo opened its first location in Dearborn Heights…


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