Dec 28, 2016 – Jan 3, 2017

Dec 28, 2016 - Jan 3, 2017 / Vol. 37 / No. 12

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Welcome to the 2016 Dubious Achievement Awards

Every year is full of achievements — often proud ones illustrating how far we’ve come. That’s not what this issue is about. No, this year, we’re focusing on achievements that show how far we have to go. Whether it’s the antics of Gov. Rick Snyder’s administration, a brief invasion of creepy clowns, a strip-teasing fiftysomething…

‘We didn’t cut a deal with Trump’: Ford on canceled Mexican plant

Ford announced a shift in gears on Tuesday, scrapping plans to build a plant in Mexico to instead expand its operations in Michigan. The announcement came mere hours after Donald Trump (somewhat inaccurately) tweeted a threat about General Motors’ Mexican production, and follows months of the President-elect slamming U.S. companies for moving manufacturing out of the country. But while Trump supporters…

13 reasons to leave the house this week

Thursday, 1/5 Pancho Villa’s Skull @ The Loving Touch Pontiac native Tino Ybarra was used to playing Detroit’s ska and punk scenes, but he felt like something was missing. Enter: Pancho Villa’s Skull. Ybarra wanted to connect more with the music he was playing, and the answer became clear. He wanted to play mariachi punk.…

Michigan universities list words to use — and lose — in 2017

As the new year dawns, we’re often treated to lists of words. They’re usually those words that we’ve grown tired of: bits of slang that were hot a few years ago and have now grown tired, tech talk that now seems hopelessly dated, and twee expressions that have overstayed their welcome. Alternatively, we sometimes find…

Bro: Electric Forest adds Flume and Dillon Francis to lineup

When Electric Forest, the 4-day music festival that takes place every summer in Rothbury, MI, announced its lineup a few weeks ago, there was some missing spots for some big-name headliners. Luckily for us, two more acts have been added to the stacked lineups. Electronic artists Flume and Dillon Francis will be joining the lineups…

Watch: Drummer B drops ‘Time Travel’ video

Detroit producer and Danny Brown collaborator Leonard Ware, aka Drummer B, has released a new video and details on an upcoming release. Titled Space Bounce, the project — the follow-up to last year’s The People Mover — includes seven tracks recorded at United Sounds studios in Detroit. It features jazz great Allen Barnes (who is also Ware’s uncle).…

Detroit Restaurants Openings & Closures: December 2016

2016 was pretty rotten by most accounts, but it was a big year for the ever-growing Detroit restaurant scene, with dozens of new eateries popping up all over the metro area. Are we reaching a restaurant industry bubble? Maybe not quite, but the momentum stayed strong throughout the year. December was no exception. We were…

Amar’s famous ghost pepper pizzas expanding to the suburbs

The Detroit-Bangladeshi hybrid creations that come from Amar Pizza will soon be available in the suburbs. The takeout pizzeria known for its variety of South Asian-inspired pies, including its scorching “Ghost Pizza” has announced that it will add a second location in Fraser. Meanwhile, the original Conant Street location is gearing up to move to new digs at 12195 Joseph Campau, at…

Why Detroit needs outspoken restaurant critics more than ever

Among the many end-of-the-year pieces capping 2016, we noticed Eater Detroit’s annual roundup of “food writers” sounding off on “The Year’s Most Disappointing Detroit Restaurant Meals.” With that sort of set-up, it seemed destined to be a rip-roaring read. What we found, however, was a list of meager, often anonymous complaints that left us unsatisfied.…

Study: Nearly 10,000 metric tons of plastic flow into Great Lakes each year

About 21.8 million pounds — or nearly 10,000 metric tons — of plastic flow into the Great Lakes each year from the United States and Canada, according to a new study from the Rochester Institute of Technology. The study, “Inventory and Transport of Plastic Debris in the Laurentian Great Lakes,” was published this month in the Marine Pollution Bulletin…

Nightcall’s Peter Werbe: The exit interview

On Halloween, Nightcall radio host Peter Werbe announced that his program, commercial radio’s longest-running live call-in talk show, had came to an abrupt end. The show, which had run for 46 years, went off the air without fanfare, and Werbe, perhaps commercial radio’s only self-identified anarchist, atheist, vegetarian host, had to use the program’s Facebook…

Just announced: Suzanne Ciani at MOCAD in April

Electronic music pioneer Suzanne Ciani is not only performing at MOCAD on Thursday, April 13 — she is bringing a Buchla synthesizer with her, and giving a talk as well! Fingers crossed that she might play some music that approximates what she played in the mid 1970s. But whatever she plays, this is a rare…

Tunde Olaniran adds pizza chef to his repertoire this NYE

We love the electro-pop R&B artist Tunde Olaniran for so many reasons. His soulful voice, outrageous costume design, theatrical presence on-stage. Now, we can add pizza-maker to his growing list of talents. The Flint-native Olaniran is the inaugural performance artist in El Club’s “Michigan Artist Pizza Series.” The southwest Detroit venue says that each month,…

Trey Songz’s mugshot is as cute as you’d expect

As many media outlets have previously reported, singer Trey Songz (real name Tremaine Neverson) was arrested last night after going absolutely bonkers on stage during his show at Joe Louis Arena. Songz reportedly was upset that his time was up on stage (the Big Show at the Joe had multiple performers) and he threw a…

Our top 10 stories from 2016

As this hellish year is winding down, we decided to take a trip down memory lane and revisit some of the stories that shaped 2016 into the cluster-fuck of a year that it is. 1. Detroit teachers are using Twitter to document poor school conditions DPS teachers started using the Twitter handle @teachDetroit to show…

Michigan has banned banning plastic bags

Under a new Michigan law, local governments are banned from banning plastic bags. Public Act 389 preempts local governments that ban, restrict, or place fees on plastic bags. The bill was signed by Lt. Gov. Brian Calley Wednesday while Gov. Rick Snyder is on holiday vacation. The law makes it easier for chain restaurants and retailers,…

PR firm’s locker room humor falls flat

Media people in metro Detroit can tell that the year is finally winding to a close when a certain mailpiece arrives. It’s the annual cartoon calendar released by Michigan PR firm Truscott Rossman. They usually lampoon the Michigan political scene with a light touch, and the cartoons generally get a giggle out of us before…

Even more best Detroit music: Digging deeper into 2016

For reasons of space, the following submissions were cut from our overview of the best music that happened in or came from Detroit, Mich. during the year 2016. 2016 ARTISTS Bevlove Seeing Bevlove for the first time earlier this year gave me chills. I remember thinking what a star she was. Subsequently, she has played…

You have to watch Duane the Jet Black Eel’s new video

Detroit’s foremost provocateur, Duane Gholston aka the former Teenage Weirdo/Brand New Dog is now known as the Jet Black Eel, just in time for the Trumpocalypse. His newest track, available for download and streaming here, is the vampy and NSFW (it includes words some people might find offensive) “When The Eel Accepts Your Invitation.” To…

Review: the ‘Carole King Musical’ hits home in all the right places

While most millennials may only recognize Carole King’s music from the “Gilmore Girls” theme song or from an oldies station on the radio, the Broadway stage production “Beautiful: The Carole King Musical” puts the epic songstresses’ music into a whole new wonderful light that people of any age can really get down with. The musical…

Hamtramck’s Polish Market replaced by new international grocer

The closure of Polish Market in Hamtramck earlier this year was yet another sign that demographics have shifted. Now known simply as Fresh Market, the Yemeni-owned grocery store quietly opened just before the holidays, offering a limited inventory of produce, an olive bar, a huge variety of juices, and an all-halal meat counter. Manager Hizam Husain tells us…

In Flint criminal charges, is Schuette indicting … himself?

Following the news that Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette is charging four more people in the Flint water crisis investigation — including two of Flint’s emergency managers — the Detroit Free Press brings up an interesting point: Schuette’s office was the the one that, in part, approved the administrative consent order issued by the Department of Environmental…

Horoscopes (Dec 28-Jan 3)

ARIES (March 21- April 20): You can’t figure out why others don’t want to go along with your plans. Part of the problem comes from them not knowing who’s in charge. On some level you think you own that position, but they are of a different mind. Because of this you need to rethink your…

The best music from in and around Detroit in 2016

This fucking year is quite nearly over, finally finally. As you’ve come to expect from the music section in an alt-weekly, we are here now to provide you with a look back at the year that was, in local music. Ready for a slew of Top Tens? Sorry; those are such an outmoded form of…

What it’s like to live as an undocumented American in Detroit

Ever since he was brought to Detroit by his father as a 5-year-old, Sergio Martinez has lived with the complications of being an undocumented immigrant. He has had to worry about the safety of his family on a daily basis, fearing that every phone call means his dad or another family member has been picked…

Ring in 2017 with a full stomach at these New Year’s Eve dining events

Bacco Ristorante Complimentary glasses of Ferrari Perlé sparkling wine on hand, and those staying to ring in the new year will also enjoy selections from a cordial cart with Italian pastries. A la carte menu includes tonno crudo, surf and turf, and persimmon torta. 29410 Northwestern Highway, Southfield.; 248-356-6600; baccoristorante.com. Bavarian Inn Lodge Hotel guests…

New Year’s Eve Party Guide 2016

Resolution Ball @ The Fillmore Well, Detroit seems to have a New Year’s Eve shindig for just about every kind of person — like the kind of person who has done some pregaming and will also say things like, “Let’s do shots, bro.” There will be live entertainment, plus stilt walkers, confetti explosions, a Champagne…

Politics & Prejudices: Tearing apart the social fabric

“If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.” — John F. Kennedy, Jan. 20, 1961 “Benefits should have strings attached to them … I said to myself, if they can stay so poor for so many generations … How smart can they be? They’re…

Savage Love: Revolution Hall

Earlier this month, we recorded our Savage Lovecast Christmas Spectacular live at Revolution Hall in Portland, Ore. The audience submitted questions on tiny cards before the show, which allowed questioners to remain anonymous and forced them to be succinct. More questions were submitted than my guests and I could get to, so I promised the…

Side Dish: Chef Luciano DelSignore is a swell guy

He’s known as one of the foremost chefs in the region for his simple yet elegantly executed Italian cuisine at the upscale Bacco Ristorante in Southfield and a growing number of casual Bigalora Wood Fired Cucina pizzerias. His imprint on the local dining scene can be felt by the many rising stars he’s taken under…

Stir It Up: 30 years of the Heidelberg Project

Last week artist Tyree Guyton mentioned that he’d passed by his Heidelberg Project site on the way to a meeting with his wife and myself, and he’d seen a group of people that he thought were from China there. Now we’re talking about walking around outside on a cold morning in freezing temperatures to view…


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