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50 ways to ring in 2018 in Detroit

A new year is upon us, which means we can finally kiss the hell scape that was 2017 goodbye. We compiled a list of parties at which you can toast the new year in style. Atheneum Suite Hotel The word “gala” should not be tossed around lightly, but it fits when it comes to the…

The very best party songs for New Year’s Eve in Detroit

OK, we lied. These aren’t the best. They’re just a handful of pretty darn good party songs for New Year’s Eve, and for Detroiters, as well. Please fill up the comments section with your own favorites, which are doubtless way cooler than these choices, with the exception of the ones by Kid Rock or Ted…

Jens Hoffmann resigns from MOCAD following sexual harassment claims

MOCAD curator at large Jens Hoffmann has stepped down from his role at the Detroit art museum following allegations of sexual harassment. “MOCAD has accepted Jens’ resignation,” museum director Elysia Borowy-Reeder told Metro Times via email on Friday. “At this time he feels that it is best for MOCAD that he resign from his position.…

City of Detroit waives metered parking until Christmas

REJOICE! Santa came early and he brought free parking! The City of Detroit announced Friday that they have lifted parking enforcement from now until Tuesday, Dec. 26. “People are encouraged to use the opportunity to visit many of the unique businesses and attractions offered in neighborhoods across the city,” the press release stated. What does…

Whoops: DPS misses deadline to get $6.5 million from state

Detroit Public Schools’ deputy executive director of finance resigned on Thursday after it was revealed the district failed to submit paperwork that would have granted it $6.5 million to help pay off its debt to the state. In an email sent to school board members on Monday, Detroit Public Schools Community District Superintendent Nikolai Vitti…

Flowers of Vietnam cancels its New Year’s eve opening celebration

Flowers of Vietnam will not celebrate its grand reopening on New Year’s Eve as planned. Instead it’s now shooting for a mid-January opening, Eater reports. The original plan was to hold a preview pop up dinner at El Club, but it appears that owner George Azar isn’t ready for the event. Flowers of Vietnam was…

Amici’s Pizza and Living Room will open a Midtown location

Berkley-based pizzamaker Amici’s Pizza & Living Room will open a new location in Midtown’s Park Shelton. Deadline Detroit reports that the company will take over the spot occupied by the Detroit Pizza Co. The Detroit Pizza Co. closed in August, reopened under new ownership last month, but appears to be closing again. The Detroit restaurant…

The latest salvo in Michigan’s legislative war over environmental quality

To listen to Michigan’s GOP legislators, you’d think the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality is run by anti-business zealots who delight in delaying permits, hamstringing businesspeople, and rejoicing in over-regulating the state’s job creators. On Sept. 6, Michigan Senate Majority Leader Arlan Meekhof sent a letter to Gov. Rick Snyder signed by a majority of…

Governor Rick Snyder approves unemployment reforms after false fraud fiasco

Governor Rick Snyder has signed into law a series of bills aimed to improve the Michigan’s Unemployment Insurance Agency following a blunder in which it falsely accused nearly 50,000 residents of fraudulently collecting unemployment. None of the eight laws address compensation for the victims, many of whom saw their wages garnished or income tax refunds taken. According…

Dildo joke goes wrong, leads to seatbelt ticket

Police pulled over a man on the suspicion of indecent exposure after a woman reported that he flashed his package near the intersection of Ann Arbor and Haggerty roads in Plymouth Township. Hometown Life reports that police discovered that the man hadn’t exposed himself, but was trying to take a selfie with a sex toy…

Metro Detroit could still get a white Christmas this year

Despite a days-long warm-up that melted the six-or-so inches of snow that fell on metro Detroit last week, it is still possible that we could have a white Christmas. According to WXYZ meteorologist Chris Edwards, “a fresh coating of snow looks like a good bet for the night before Christmas.” The weatherman reports that cold…

Jimi Hendrix’s apartment finds a new home at DIA

We all know “All Along the Watchtower,” but what about all along the London flat? As Metro Times reported earlier, the DIA will be opening a new gallery on Jan. 12 that will showcase recent acquisitions that will remain on display for six months. One of those acquisitions happens to be a piece of repurposed…

Motown Museum receives $500,000 to move forward on expansion

Detroit’s own Motown Museum “ain’t too proud to beg” and thanks to recent funding efforts, they might not have to.  The historical Hitsville U.S.A announced on Monday, Dec. 18 that they had received a grant in the amount of $500,000 from the Hudson-Webber Foundation, Hour reports, to assist with the 50,000 square-foot expansion announced in…

Of course, every Michigan GOP rep voted to ram this tax bill through to Trump

On Tuesday, House Republicans voted to rush a tax reform bill that has been described as the “wholesale looting of America” — one that will increase the nation’s deficit, throw 13 million people off health care by dismantling the Affordable Care Act, and provide large tax cuts for corporations and the wealthy, including President Donald Trump. Such was…

Review: Rumi’s offers enough Persian parts to make a meal

To check out Rumi’s, I took along a friend whose ex was from Iran. He was in the habit of cooking stews in big quantities, she said, and his prowess in the kitchen was not a reason they broke up. She looked forward especially to scoring some fesenjon, a thick stew made with ground walnuts…

Savage Love: Loving lesbians

I am a 22-year-old Italian man, 100 percent straight, sensitive and sporty. I have been reading Savage Love for years in Internazionale. I have one question for you: Why do I always fall in love with lesbians? Why do I instantly fall in love with girls who have that something more in their eyes? Something…

The agony of MSU

Larry Nassar, the physician for Michigan State University’s women’s gymnastics team, was celebrated for years as a wonderful sports physician, especially skilled with young women athletes. He also worked with the USA Gymnastics and U.S. Olympic teams. Unfortunately, there was one major problem: He was a monster of a pervert who has been charged with…

Horoscopes (Dec. 20-26)

ARIES: March 21 – April 20 You are coming out of what is often referred to as the dark cloud of unknowing. So much has changed, or is about to. With more clarity than you’ve had in a long time, you seem to have found the courage to step out of the box, into the…

John Szymanski reflects on a quarter-century of the Hentchmen

Year 25 has turned out to be a landmark one for quintessential Detroit garage rock trio the Hentchmen. Devil’s Night saw the Third Man Records reissue of their 1998 record with Jack White, Hentch-Forth. The week after that, vocalist and keyboardist John “Hentch” Szymanski and wife Kelly Jean Caldwell finally reopened the Outer Limits Lounge…

We’re dreaming of a Downtown Brown Christmas

Downtown Brown frontman Neil “Neebo” Patterson Jr. is as down to earth in person as he is larger than life on stage. There is a willful silliness to his onstage persona — live, his band comes across as a funkier Tenacious D infused with Andrew W.K.’s party-hard aesthetic. Offstage he’s thoughtful, intelligent, and insightful —…

A brave new world for marijuana in Michigan

Got a lawyer in your back pocket? Got your millionaire lined up yet? After nine years of the Michigan Medical Marihuana Act, the state has finally rolled out a distribution system for the substance. And while it’s about damn time, it’s not a terrain you want to wander into without a lawyer and a big…

On urban farming and ‘colonialism’ in Detroit’s North End neighborhood

The Oakland Avenue Farmers’ Market in Detroit’s North End is one of those small-but-mighty neighborhood markets that accomplishes a lot with a little. Each Saturday, it offers fresh fruit, vegetables, and other healthy foods in a historically low-income and black neighborhood where such options aren’t readily available. Just as important is its contribution to the…


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