Apr 25 – May 1, 2018

Apr 25 - May 1, 2018 / Vol. 38 / No. 29

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Best of Detroit 2018

If you think of Detroit as a device, it’s the sum of more than its parts. Some of it is just naturally supercharged: a great location surrounded by fresh water, an international metropolis, sited right where the energy flows freely. A lot of it is in the brand: No matter how gritty it gets, it’s…

Maroon 5 keyboardist PJ Morton goes solo at El Club

Are you ovulating? Are you considering proposing to your significant other? Need an excuse to make love? If you’re not hip to the smooth stylings of R&B singer-songwriter PJ Morton, you might want to light a candle and a run a bath because it’s going down. Morton, a New Orleans native, has been a member…

Get jacked for Mexican Knives album release show at Ant Hall

Don’t let the name fool you — Detroit indie outfit Mexican Knives are not out for blood. Rather, they’re here to bleed. From the band’s high-energy punk sensibilities to the endearing rasp of vocalist Ruth Synowiec (that should make Courtney Love nervous about her standing as punk priestess), Mexican Knives are slicing and dicing with…

Peruvian restaurant Culantro opens today in Ferndale

Peruvian eatery Culantro is up and running in Ferndale. The small restaurant in the former Southern Belle space at 22939 Woodward Ave. held its soft opening yesterday and hosts its grand opening today. Alvaro Herrera, whose family is opening the shop, tells Metro Times that Culantro is partly run by Peruvian and Ecuadoran immigrants who offer what they…

This April was Detroit’s 13th coldest on record

It wasn’t just your imagination. April in Detroit was cold this year. Data compiled the National Weather Service shows that the April we just experienced was the 13th coldest on record, with an average temperature of 43 degrees. That’s six degrees colder than what’s typical in this area for the first full month of spring.…

Report: Detroit’s QLine has not yet attained projected ridership

A new report from Bridge magazine says that Detroit’s QLine streetcar has fallen short of its projected ridership goals, but a spokesman for the streetcar’s operator M-1 Rail says the numbers need to be put in perspective. The streetcar, which opened to the public one year ago on May 12, was funded with a mix of federal…

Shri Thanedar leads Democrats in latest Michigan governor’s race poll

The latest poll on the race for the Democratic nomination for governor puts Shri Thanedar ahead of Gretchen Whitmer by about three points — 29.6 percent to 26.3 percent. Abdul El-Sayed polled at 6.6 percent, while Bill Cobbs was at 2.5 percent. Though the Detroit Regional Chamber gubernatorial poll put Thanedar ahead, it’s worth noting…

Seats from the Joe Louis Arena are now up for sale

You can now own a little piece of Hockeytown heaven in the form of a Joe Louis Arena seat. Seats at the 20,000-capacity venue went on sale today for partial season ticket holders, suite holders, and sponsors. The general public will have its chance to buy a souvenir on May 12. Prices start at $150.…

High honors for Detroit Historical Museum’s Detroit 67 Project

The Institute of Museum and Library Services has awarded the Detroit Historical Museum the 2018 National Medal for Museum and Library Service for the museum’s Detroit 67: Looking Back to Move Forward community engagement project. It’s the country’s highest honor for museums and libraries “that make significant and exceptional contributions to their communities.” Over the past 24 years, the award has…

Detroit’s Point of Origin unveiled in Campus Martius Park

If you find yourself mosying through Campus Martius, you might unknowingly stumble onto a historic landmark. Monday marked the 15th anniversary of Campus Martius Park’s groundbreaking. To commemorate, Detroit’s Point of Origin received a facelift and a proper unveiling. After the fire of 1805, it was the task of Judge Agustus Woodward to oversee the…

Detroit exits active state financial oversight after largest municipal bankruptcy in U.S. history

Detroit has exited active state financial oversight after balancing its budget in each of the three years since the city emerged from bankruptcy. The State Financial Review Commission that sprouted from the city’s bankruptcy restructuring plan voted unanimously to “go dormant” today, in a move that returns financial control to the mayor and city council. The nine-member FRC says…

Play dress-up at the DIA for a ‘Star Wars’ portrait on May 4

“Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice,” says everyone’s favorite green guru Yoda in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. But when it comes to the Star Wars universe at large, there are hundreds of characters. (And no, Jar Jar Binks doesn’t count because he’s an abomination to the saga and the…

Report shows Grand Prix will have one-third of the economic benefit Penske claims

In recent months, the Free Press, WXYZ, Crain’s Detroit Business, the Detroit News, CBS Detroit, and other outlets reported that an “independent study” commissioned by Detroit Belle Isle Grand Prix founder Roger Penske estimated the annual IndyCar race generated $58 million in local spending in 2017. But that’s not the full story on what the study found.…

Empire Kitchen & Cocktails opens May 14 in Brush Park

American-style bistro Empire Kitchen & Cocktails opens in Detroit’s Brush Park on May 14. The 3,150-square-foot restaurant is taking shape in the ground floor The Scott at Brush Park apartment building, and will include a 30-foot bar and large garage doors that will open during warmer weather. Culinary Institute of America alum and Farmington Hills native…

Live Nation celebrates National Concert Week with $20 tickets

$20 to see the likes of Arcade Fire, Kesha, Jeff Beck, and Kevin Hart? Talk about living your best life. Thanks to promoter Live Nation and National Concert Week you can have your pick of the hottest tickets in town for the price of those pesky service charges usually slapped onto your ticket purchase. In…

Metro Detroit’s guide to Independent Bookstore Day 2018

Amazon is quick and Kindle’s are convenient but there’s something about searching through shelves of dusty old books that our handheld devices can’t stand up to. Independent Bookstore Day, happening Saturday, April 28, celebrates independently-owned bookstores around the country for their impact on their local communities. Local stores look at this day as a chance…

Blom Meadworks opens in downtown Ann Arbor on May 5

A new downtown Ann Arbor meadery celebrates its grand opening on May 5. When up and running, Blom Meadworks will offer four mead varieties, cider, and cyser — a mix of mead and cider. The meadery describes its products as “dry, sparkling, session meads and ciders made with Michigan ingredients,” and everything is fermented and…

Report: Shri Thanedar’s company abandoned more than 170 dogs and monkeys

A new report in the Huffington Post charges that Michigan Democratic gubernatorial candidate Shri Thanedar’s former pharmaceutical company abandoned 173 dogs and monkeys in its facility after the company went bankrupt in 2010: Thanedar had to shutter the New Jersey testing facility, AniClin Preclinical Services, after its parent company, Azopharma, which he owned, went bankrupt…

Six arrested in Detroit’s citywide ‘paintball war’

Detroit police have arrested six people who were part of what they describe as a “paintball war” that stretched across the city on Wednesday. It’s a sour outcome for an event that appears to have sprouted from good intentions. Detroit police spokesman Dan Donakowski tells Metro Times the “war” originated with a social media post that…

Review: Motorkam shows his versatility on ‘NewBlackCity’

Detroit rapper MotorKam has made of strong name for himself over the last couple of years for his own brand of funk and ghettotech-infused hip-hop as his alter ego, BlackDaddy. His previous two projects, BlackDaddy: Greatest Hits and BlackDaddy’s Birthday Suite both carried the vibe of a millennial dancing across three different eras of music. For…

Kroger, Meijer say they’re selling romaine lettuce that’s safe

Meijer and Kroger say they’re selling romaine lettuce that’s safe to eat. The announcement comes as the federal government continues to warn consumers to avoid whole and chopped romaine lettuce while it investigates a multi-state E. coli outbreak. The two chains say they aren’t selling lettuce grown in the Yuma, Arizona region, which the U.S. Center For…

Vinsetta Garage owners plan new eatery for former Big Beaver Road Hooters

The owners of the Vinsetta Garage are planning a new Latin restaurant called Gran Castor (“Grand Beaver” in Spanish) for a former Hooters on Big Beaver Road in Troy. Curt Catallo and Ann Stevenson — whose Union Joints restaurant group also runs spots like Clarkston’s Latin-inspired Honcho and the Union Woodshop — tell Eater that…

Fleetwood Mac charts tour sans Lindsey Buckingham with a stop at LCA

We know what you’re thinking. Fleetwood Mac is coming? Shut up and take my money. Don’t stop thinking… about the fact that Fleetwood Mac is forever a revolving door of drama and yet has one of the most iconic and influential discographies of all time. So, yes. Here’s our wallet. Take our money. The tour announcement comes just…

Horoscopes (April 25-May 1)

ARIES: March 21 – April 20 Going into any new territory, it’s wise to take baby steps. When you’re playing with fire, it’s even more essential to take it slow. If you thought this would all come together in a heartbeat you see now that there is some groundwork to be laid. Going back to…

Best Bookstore

901 W. Lafayette Blvd., Detroit; 313-961-0622; kingsbooksdetroit.com While big box bookstores shutter by the numbers and mom-and-pop operations struggle to compete with Amazon and, well, the fact that most people these days seem to digest information in 140 characters or less, one iconic Detroit establishment is king — John K. King Used & Rare Books,…

Best Middle Eastern Restaurant

12710 W. Warren Ave., Dearborn; 313-582-8185; alameerrestaurant.com Dearborn’s Al Ameer Lebanese restaurant consistently runs at such a high level that the James Beard Foundation chose it in 2016 for its America’s Classics Award, which goes to eateries that “have timeless appeal and are cherished for quality food that reflects the character of their community.” But…

Best Place to See an Indie Film

4126 Third Ave., Detroit; 313-482-9028; cinemadetroit.org Just because Cinema Detroit is Detroit’s only independent movie house doesn’t lessen the honor conferred upon it by our readers. The little theater on Third Avenue is up against some stiff competition: the recently restored Maple Theater in Bloomfield, with its stadium seating, in-house restaurant, coffeehouse, and VIP club;…

Best Bloody Mary

2460 Market St., Detroit; 313-393-1711; viviosdetroit.net What makes a Bloody Mary great? In a city where Bloody Mary aficionados have a bevy of beautiful bloodys to choose from, why did Vivio’s Food & Spirits take the gold? Two words: Meat. Straw. OK, so we’ll need more than two words to describe the bountiful monstrosity that…

Best Dive Bar

309 S. Center St., Royal Oak; 248-545-2235 In the heart of swanky downtown Royal Oak is a hole-in-the-wall bar by the train tracks where the lights are kept low and the cheap beer always flows. If fruity cocktails with exotics names aren’t your thing, find your way to Gusoline for a shot and a beer.…

Best Thrift Store

Multiple locations, valueworld.net There is perhaps no thrift store so vast, so well-organized, and so well-priced, as a thrift store in the Value World chain. Each of Michigan’s 14 Value Worlds stands at more than 10,000 square feet, housing home goods, accessories, and thousands of articles of clothing. And much like any reliable chain, Value…

Best Rock Club

431 E. Congress St., Detroit; 313-961-8961; saintandrewsdetroit.com Since the 1980s, Saint Andrew’s Hall has been one of the most active and important music clubs in the city. It’s played host to household names like Iggy Pop, Nirvana, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Mayer, and Adele. It’s been praised by the late Soundgarden singer Chris…

Best Electronic Music Club

1501 Holden St., Detroit; 313-338-3674 Almost as soon as it opened two and a half years ago, Marble Bar became one of Detroit’s premier places to party. And yet, it somehow took three Metro Times “Best Of” cycles for it to win the title of “Best Electronic Music Club.” That may be because the club…

Best Visual Artist

artbybnick.com It’s been a transformative past couple of years for Brian Nickson, whose illustrations and paintings often incorporate celebrities (like his portrait of O.J. Simpson, which he says was inspired by a Jay-Z song) and other pop culture references (like a recent painting involving the child from H&M’s recent racially charged viral faux pas). Nickson,…

Best Italian Restaurant (Detroit)

1400 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-962-5500; ottavavia.com Think of just how much Corktown has changed since Slows Bar-B-Q opened a what feels like a century ago in 2005: Just 15 years ago, the main culinary destination on Michigan was White Castle, and any drinking done al fresco was coming out of a paper bag. Early on…

Best Club for Hip-Hop

4114 Vernor Hwy., Detroit; 313-279-7382; elclubdetroit.com While this Southwest Detroit music venue is perhaps better known for booking indie rock, a close look at El Club’s calendar shows acts from just about every musical genre under the sun are well-represented — and that includes plenty of great hip-hop and R&B. Some highlights from the past…

Best Seafood

600 Vester Ave., Ferndale; 248-658-4990; voyagerferndale.com Let’s face it — metro Detroit is not known for its oysters. Our proximity from the coasts makes importing the fresh stuff a challenge, so much so that few have dared try. Enter Voyager, the ambitious Ferndale upstart that has managed to crack the code and rise to best…

Best Restaurant (Detroit)

2520 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-855-2864; takoidetroit.com In just four years, the hip Corktown Thai-fusion restaurant known as Takoi has had enough ups and downs to fill decades at any other eatery. Initially a food truck associated with Two James Spirits, it went brick-and-mortar across the street in 2016 and quickly won praise from local reviewers,…

Best Musical Artist

annaburchmusic.com We wouldn’t be doing our job if our readers weren’t hip to the musical stylings and happenings of indie angel Anna Burch. Burch, who landed a spot on our “Bands to Watch” roundup in 2017, became a Metro Times cover girl earlier this year, and is riding the wave of her successful debut record…

Best Smoke Shop

25940 Michigan Ave., Inkster; 313-561-7969 Motorists driving west along this stretch of Michigan Avenue will find it hard to not do a double-take upon seeing this establishment, with its roadside sign, dark-stained wood paneling, its garage doors painted fire engine red, and the lingerie-wearing mannequins in the storefront window. Once upon a time, it was…

Mulenga’s space invasion

There stood Mulenga Harangua, over by the food truck where Coriander Kitchen and Farms was handing out free stir fry and mandarin-beet salad samples to the assembled crowd. He was chomping down with some of the other folks who were there picking up transplants and seeds at Keep Growing Detroit’s Cold Crop distribution last week…

Best Place to See a Jam Band

345 E Nine Mile Rd., Ferndale; 248-291-6160; otussupply.com Over the past decade or so, a strain of jam-based rock music mixing Americana, bluegrass, and roots influences has flourished, and in Michigan, Kalamazoo’s Greensky Bluegrass might best exemplify the genre. So it makes sense that the band helped christen Ferndale’s restaurant-music venue, Otus Supply, when it…

Best Mac and Cheese

4216 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-265-3729; rockcityeatery.com At this point, mac and cheese is about as ubiquitous as the burger, so it really takes something for any one restaurant’s version to stand out in your memory. Rock City’s take is one of the few that manages to do so. Theirs is a a super rich dish…

Best Karaoke Bar

4654 Vernor Hwy., Detroit; 313-406-4043; mutinybar.com When you hear “Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to/ Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama,” then it is likely that the Beach Boys have successfully transported you to Kokomo — a place where all your troubles are left upon the shore. Mutiny Bar in Southwest Detroit…

Best Cider Mill

17985 Armada Center Rd., Armada; 586-784-5343; blakefarms.com Not all “apple orchards” are alike. Some of them can be a gauntlet of overpriced crap, inflated slides, low-value hayrides, microwaved donuts, and other carney-grade trickery designed to bleed off every dollar in your wallet. But no such disappointments should haunt you at Blake’s Orchard and Cider Mill.…

Best Flea Market

2045 Dixie Hwy., Waterford Twp.; 248-338-3220; dixilandfleamkt.com At the border of Waterford and Pontiac you’ll find two flea markets in one at Dixieland. In the warmer months you’ll find the parking lot full of vendors dressed in sunhats and overalls. They’re selling their wares out their truck beds and on tarps laid out on the…

Best DJ

facebook.com/iamdjdannyd At some point in the mid-2000s everyone with a MacBook and a decent set of headphones decided they were going to become a DJ. But when it comes to entrusting the task of getting a party started and keeping it going until the break of dawn (or last call, in most cases), metro Detroit…

Best Late Night/24-Hour Restaurant

27302 Woodward Ave., Royal Oak; 248-808-6244; owlwoodward.com The world’s best food usually isn’t served at 3 a.m., but we’ve all found ourselves hungry at that hour for one reason or another. Unfortunately, that usually means your options are limited to coney islands or fast food. But there are a few noteworthy restaurants that stay open…

Best Piercing Studio

1531 Union Lake Rd., Commerce Charter Twp.; 248-363-8882; dv8bodyart.com Tiffany Diamond is especially proud of her specialty piercing studio in Commerce Township. “I think a lot of people do it because they really love the jewelry,” she says. “I just loved the idea of having another spot where I could put a diamond or gem.…

Best Folk Venue

316 S. Main St., Ann Arbor; 734-761-1451; theark.org This cozy Ann Arbor non-profit venue hosts live music over 300 nights a year in a room that is incredibly conducive to performing softer music. Top notch acoustics and seating very close to the stage intimately connects performer and audience. With a 400 person capacity, the Ark…

Best Corned Beef

Various locations; breadbasketdeli.com Owner Al Winkler tells us that when he opened his first Jewish deli during the mid-1960s, corned beef houses like his were nearly as common in Detroit as the coney island. As the Jewish population in the city migrated to the burbs, the deli landscape changed, and while there are far fewer…

‘I Feel Pretty’ is still pretty problematic

When the trailer for the Amy Schumer-driven body image satire I Feel Pretty debuted online, the internet was furious. The film looked like a gender-bent version of Shallow Hal with internalized misogyny in contrast to old-fashioned male chauvinism. Luckily, I Feel Pretty is not nearly as offensive as the trailer would make the film out…

Hot dogs, the CIA, and Congress

Elissa Slotkin, who is waging an extremely impressive campaign for the Democratic nomination for a seat in Congress, was once a proud CIA agent who served three tours of duty in Iraq. Once, that alone would have been enough to turn me off. I also have to confess that I was reluctant to meet her,…

Best Local T-Shirt

1353 Division St., Detroit; 313-285-8887; divisionstreetboutique.com When Brendan Blumentritt and J.P. O’Grady started slinging T-shirts out of their backpacks more than 10 years ago, they had no idea they were embarking on careers. But it was a single slogan that sealed their fate: Detroit Hustles Harder, a phrase that has grown so ubiquitous it is…

Best Thai (Suburbs)

2450 S. Telegraph Rd., Dearborn; 313-730-8161; bangkok96.com The origins of Bangkok 96 read like an adventure spanning the globe: Owner and operator Genevieve Vang is from Laos, and spent much of her youth visiting Thailand with her family. She finally fled there with her family when the Laotian government fell, spending a few years in…

Best Pizza (Detroit)

Various locations; buddyspizza.com It seems that plenty of people are now aware that Detroit has its own pizza style, like the New York fold-over thin slice, or the Chicago deep dish that Pizzeria Uno popularized in the Windy City. What’s more exciting is that Detroit-style is now becoming a thing around the country. But as…

Best Day Drinking

3930 Cass Ave., Detroit; 313-831-3830 How much history can you cram under one roof? The Old Miami would seem to present a challenge of that sort, crammed with 50 years’ worth of memorabilia, much of it from the Vietnam War era, especially behind the bar. The sun casts a warm glow across it, with its…

Best Vegetarian Restaurant

5586 Drake Rd., West Bloomfield Twp; 248-788-7400; friendshipcircle.org/soul/cafe Soul Cafe has been building a loyal following since it opened in 2016 — for both its food and its mission. Part of Friendship Circle’s Soul Projects, the café provides work opportunities for adults with special needs, teaching trainees skills like food prep, dishwashing, hosting, and serving,…

Best Chinese

4710 Cass Ave., Detroit; 313-974-7669; midtownshangri-la.com This Midtown establishment has a lively bar scene, partly thanks to its location on the campus of Wayne State University, and partly due to mind-bending concoctions such as Whisky Business, made with Jameson, apricot brandy, honey, and lemon. Between the two, it stays busy from lunchtime to closing time.…

Savage Love: Crushed

I’m a straight male in my 30s. I’ve been with my wife for 12 years. I have had several affairs. Not one-night-stand scenarios, but longer-term connections. I didn’t pursue any of these relationships. Instead, women who knew I was in an “exclusive” relationship have approached me. These have included what turned into a one-year affair…

Best Wings

400 E. Congress St., Detroit; 313-962-2210; sweetwatertavern.net For many years, Sweetwater was just down the street from Metro Times’ offices, and many an MT editor was drawn down to the ancient building on the corner of Brush and Congress streets, the better to commune with the joint’s vinegary, spicy, charred-but-moist chicken wings. Where lesser kitchens…

Best Fish & Chips

22200 Fenkell Ave., Detroit; 313-533-0950; scottysfishandchips.com There are some people who go to Scotty’s for the fish, the hand-sliced potatoes and onions, and hand-shredded cabbage for the coleslaw. Sure, they enjoy the tartar sauce and a ketchup-enriched shrimp sauce made by hand. But a lot of them go for the memories. You see, Scotty’s is…


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