This 'Bitch Be Gone' candle from Discount Candles drives away romantic adversaries

Bitch Be Gone is an important candle for any lady who's feeling some competition from another woman. This candle drives away adversaries, keeping you cozy with your man. But don't think of this 7-Day candle as just a means for getting him to ditch his girl on the side. It's also great if you're feeling competition from someone at work or in your social circle. Light it up while keeping your intentions in mind and watch as that bitch high tails it out of town. The $7 is totally worth it, right?

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Alysa Zavala-Offman

Alysa Zavala-Offman is the managing editor of Detroit Metro Times. She lives in the downriver city of Wyandotte with her husband, toddler, mutt, and two orange cats.
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