We know that Metro Times readers are a tough crowd. In our comments section, we see readers go at each other daily ripping apart arguments, slinging logical fallacies, and occasionally even having thoughtful discussions. Once in a while though, we come across a comment that really makes us chuckle.

So here’s to you, dear readers, who know how to take a joke or make light out of a bad situation. These were 20 of the funniest comments made by Metro Times readers in 2018.

 

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“So I guess her exorcism was not successful.” -Cindi Prylo You can read the original story here.
“Did anybody who loved her bother to tell her to fix her eyebrows before she came for someone else?” -CaSaundra Ce’Moune You can read the original story here.
“here’s to strong women. may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them.” -Chrissy Jones You can read the full story here.
“Expecto disappointment!” -Vaugh Derderian You can read the full story here.
“What is a freep narc? I think I saw one at the Brookfield Zoo when I was a kid. Don’t they eat their young?” -James Covyeow You can read the full story here.
“I think how [Schuette] pronounced ‘Van Geeeaauuuuuuughhhhhhhh’ was the straw that broke the camel’s back -Steven Strachn You can read the full story here.
“Hard Rock Cafe – Home of the $9 hot dog kids meal. See you in hell.” -Sean T. Johnston You can read the full story here.
“Kid rock looks like he was left out of the duck tales.” -Robert Kensicki You can read the full story here.
“Why the hell are y’all still voting republican? Is that the ultimate masochistic kink?” -Mary Rose You can read the full story here.
“I hope it comes to life and eats them” -Jeanne Cole Markowski You can read the full story here.
“Twist: hdmi cable not included” -Erika Rae You can read the full story here.
“Did someone say Miss World Fat Booty Twerking Pageant??” -Aaron Yoon You can read the full story here.
“No one said Rice Pisspies yet…? Huh..” -Steven Foster You can read the full story here.
When compared to Church of Satan: “Church of Satin sounds so comfortable.” -Lori Moskwa You can read the full story here.
“He looks like he smells like unwashed balls and regret” -Brandy Demetroff You can read the full story here.
“That’s insulting to female genitalia” Shelley Binkley You can read the full story here.
“What a hair raising heist.” -Scott White You can read the full story here.
“A donut shop was probably a bad idea since you are almost guaranteed to get cops coming in to buy donuts.” -Brian Kozlowski You can real the full story here.
When Trumpers get to be too much: “So where did you get your diploma from the Sister Sarah School of the Perpetual World Salad™? This is America, please speak English not Palin. -Scott Stevenson You can read the full story here.
“This is the most 1998 headline I’ve read since 1998.” -Scott Fair Jr. You can read the full story here.

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