We’ve all done it — the lighting is off-the-hook flattering and it’s been a few days since you’ve posted to your Instagram. You should have no shame in your public bathroom selfie game. From dizzying wallpaper, ornate AF mirrors, and graffiti-filled stalls and walls, metro Detroit bathrooms are no joke. Hell, some have even coined their own hashtags (we’re looking at you #Takoilet). From glitz to grit, here are some of the prime spots across the map to snap a pic of your beautiful self.
The Fed Community
15 South Main St., Clarkston; 248-297-5833
Photo via Instagram/ @miathermopolissEl Club
4114 Vernor Hwy., Detroit; 313-279-7382
Photo via Instagram/ @elananicholeEl Club
4114 Vernor Hwy., Detroit; 313-279-7382
Photo via Instagram/ @ellie.ben.x.o.x.oOld Federal Reserve Bank
1600 E Warren Ave., Detroit
Photo via Instagram/ @randaturaFlowers of Vietnam
4430 Vernor Hwy., Detroit; 313-554-2085
Photo via Instagram, @_volcanoJohnny Noodle King
2601 West Fort St., Detroit; 313-309-7946
Photo via Instagram, @blackmoonchild__Great Lakes Coffee
3965 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-831-9627
Photo via Instagram/ @darkmadiiiiiiGreat Lakes Coffee
3965 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-831-9627
Photo via Instagram/ @girlchristenTakoi
2520 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-855-2864
Photo via Instagram, @bruno_detTakoi
2520 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-855-2864
Photo via Instagram/ @socialanomalyTakoi
2520 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-855-2864
Photo via Instagram/ @jaclynottingerLady of the House
1426 Bagley Ave., Detroit; 313-818-0218
Photo via Instagram/ @strawberry_saraThe Raven Lounge
5145 Chene St., Detroit; 313-924-7133
Photo via Instagram/ @ssyufThird Man Records
441 West Canfield St., Detroit; 313-209-5205
Photo via Instagram/ @hayleyboatsThird Man Records
441 West Canfield St., Detroit; 313-209-5205
Photo via Instagram/ @psychoactivesocksRock City Eatery
4216 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-265-3729
Photo via Instagram/ @tangigoldThe Whitney
4421 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-832-5700
Photo via Instagram/ @Lauren_champlinJim Bradys Detroit
1214 South Main St., Royal Oak; 248-306-1954
Photo via Instagram/ @leslie2400Jim Bradys Detroit
1214 South Main St., Royal Oak; 248-306-1954
Photo via Instagram/ @summerreemThe Old Miami
3930 Cass Ave., Detroit; 313-831-3830
Photo via Instagram/ @fvcnkNorthern Lights Lounge
660 West Baltimore St., Detroit; 313-873-1739
Photo via Instagram/ @__housecatMOCAD
4454 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-832-6622
Photo via Instagram/ @laranassar23MOCAD
4454 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-832-6622
Photo via Instagram/ @sleepyblosLondon Chop House
155 West Congress St., Detroit; 313-962-0277
Photo via Instagram/ @ijameelaj_muaKellys Bar
2403 Holbrook Ave., Hamtramck; 313-872-0387
Photo via Instagram/ @lad_I__AmGarden Bowl
4120 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-833-9700 ext. 205
Photo via Instagram/ ilamindellFox Theatre
2211 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-471-3200
Photo via Instagram/ @picperficUFO Factory
2110 Trumbull Ave., Detroit
Photo via Instagram/ @ _volcano
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