We’ve all done it — the lighting is off-the-hook flattering and it’s been a few days since you’ve posted to your Instagram. You should have no shame in your public bathroom selfie game. From dizzying wallpaper, ornate AF mirrors, and graffiti-filled stalls and walls, metro Detroit bathrooms are no joke. Hell, some have even coined their own hashtags (we’re looking at you #Takoilet). From glitz to grit, here are some of the prime spots across the map to snap a pic of your beautiful self.

The Fed Community 15 South Main St., Clarkston; 248-297-5833 Photo via Instagram/ @miathermopoliss
El Club 4114 Vernor Hwy., Detroit; 313-279-7382 Photo via Instagram/ @elananichole
El Club 4114 Vernor Hwy., Detroit; 313-279-7382 Photo via Instagram/ @ellie.ben.x.o.x.o
Old Federal Reserve Bank 1600 E Warren Ave., Detroit Photo via Instagram/ @randatura
Flowers of Vietnam 4430 Vernor Hwy., Detroit; 313-554-2085 Photo via Instagram, @_volcano
Johnny Noodle King 2601 West Fort St., Detroit; 313-309-7946 Photo via Instagram, @blackmoonchild__
Great Lakes Coffee 3965 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-831-9627 Photo via Instagram/ @darkmadiiiiii
Great Lakes Coffee 3965 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-831-9627 Photo via Instagram/ @girlchristen
Takoi 2520 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-855-2864 Photo via Instagram, @bruno_det
Takoi 2520 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-855-2864 Photo via Instagram/ @socialanomaly
Takoi 2520 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-855-2864 Photo via Instagram/ @jaclynottinger
Lady of the House 1426 Bagley Ave., Detroit; 313-818-0218 Photo via Instagram/ @strawberry_sara
The Raven Lounge 5145 Chene St., Detroit; 313-924-7133 Photo via Instagram/ @ssyuf
Third Man Records 441 West Canfield St., Detroit; 313-209-5205 Photo via Instagram/ @hayleyboats
Third Man Records 441 West Canfield St., Detroit; 313-209-5205 Photo via Instagram/ @psychoactivesocks
Rock City Eatery 4216 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-265-3729 Photo via Instagram/ @tangigold
The Whitney 4421 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-832-5700 Photo via Instagram/ @Lauren_champlin
Jim Brady’s Detroit 1214 South Main St., Royal Oak; 248-306-1954 Photo via Instagram/ @leslie2400
Jim Brady’s Detroit 1214 South Main St., Royal Oak; 248-306-1954 Photo via Instagram/ @summerreem
The Old Miami 3930 Cass Ave., Detroit; 313-831-3830 Photo via Instagram/ @fvcnk
Northern Lights Lounge 660 West Baltimore St., Detroit; 313-873-1739 Photo via Instagram/ @__housecat
MOCAD 4454 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-832-6622 Photo via Instagram/ @laranassar23
MOCAD 4454 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-832-6622 Photo via Instagram/ @sleepyblos
London Chop House 155 West Congress St., Detroit; 313-962-0277 Photo via Instagram/ @ijameelaj_mua
Kelly’s Bar 2403 Holbrook Ave., Hamtramck; 313-872-0387 Photo via Instagram/ @lad_I__Am
Garden Bowl 4120 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-833-9700 ext. 205 Photo via Instagram/ ilamindell
Fox Theatre 2211 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-471-3200 Photo via Instagram/ @picperfic
UFO Factory 2110 Trumbull Ave., Detroit Photo via Instagram/ @ _volcano

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