Living in the D is a truly unique experience.

One thing about going viral, it reaches everyone. @MannyyFresh_ / Twitter
Detroiters don’t want diamonds they want Cartier sunglasses.  @Alex_Washington / Twitter
They say only three types of people tell the truth: those who are upset, drunk people, and children. @__Tyrus / Twitter
Self-explanatory, Burger King is hiring, if anyone was wondering.  @atkhale / Twitter
Cue “It’s So Cold in the D” by T-Baby.  @EspnSauce11/ Twitter
The most anxiety-inducing, near-death experience any Detroiter will ever have.   @AaronMondry / Twitter
Jesus though? Tough critic we got here.  @eric_adelson / Twitter
It’s like UberEats Plus.  @DetroitAndrea/ Twitter
Might want to use one of those three free absences, students. @WSUConfesns4 / Twitter
Seriously, since when did Detroit pizza exist? I thought Little Caesars was Detroit pizza.  @only_mook_/ Twitter
Instead of “Click It or Ticket” freeway signs in Detroit should simply read “Act Up and You Can Get Locked Up.” @ashleynickena/ Twitter
“Mind your business.” — the person who urgently needed new windshield wipers. @Benjamania_/ Twitter
Well, you win some, you lose some.  @riddleteller / Twitter
John C Lodge Freeway in a single tweet.  @MikeTurner_77 / Twitter
Wearing a shirt with “Detroit” on it to might solicit unwanted human interaction.  @RatCatcherMpls / Twitter
Detroit advertising at its best. @iamGriff_/ Twitter
Save the stress of paying $12.99/month and not being able to get seconds. A deal is a deal. @Kamstaxalot / Twitter
The Clark Sisters. @CBest425 / Twitter
According to Detroit Twitter, Little Caesars is only good in Detroit. Sorry, everywhere else.  @MASERATICOREY / Twitter
Actually, I think you’ve been to metro Detroit.  @Lila_theHuman/ Twitter

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