We can all agree that this is some bullshit. It’s going to snow tonight … and tomorrow. It is April.
Thanks to Southwest Airlines, you might be able to GTFO for the price of a pothole tire repair or a weekend of binge drinking to numb the pain of realizing that living in Michigan is a choice and you have made that choice because you are a masochist.
Book an outgoing flight by April 19 to take advantage of the deal. The tickets are nonrefundable and are only valid for domestic travel from April 24-June 13 and August 21-October 31. Blackout dates include May 24-25, August 31 and September 3. Oh! Also, you have to purchase tickets 21 days in advance.
To Atlanta – $85 To Baltimore/Washington – $94
To Chicago (Midway) -$81
To Dallas – $113
To Denver – $135
To Nashville – $95
To St. Louis – $128
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This article appears in Apr 4-10, 2018.



