Ohhhh, sorry. You’ve been click-baited. There is no sex here. I am totally a troll. This is worse than rick-rolling a person. I feel very bad about this.
In my defense: In these modern times, the only way as a writer for an alt-weekly to get a lot of hits is to use certain words in your headline. As our previous four posts on the creation, building, and unveiling of the Satanic Temple in Detroit are the top four most read blog posts, I felt I had to try to get into the top five with one of my own. So, thanks for clicking! Have a great Monday. I love you, as does this statue.
This article appears in Jul 22-28, 2015.
