FaceApp allows you to see yourself alarmingly close to death, so we decided to give it a spin on some pics of familiar Michigan faces. We’re so sorry.

Madonna Photo via JStone / Shutterstock
Madonna Photo via JStone / Shutterstock
Keegan Michael Key Photo via Hunter Crenian / Shutterstock
Keegan Michael Key Photo via Hunter Crenian / Shutterstock
Greta Van Fleet Photo via Doug Coombe
Greta Van Fleet Photo via Doug Coombe
Tim Allen Photo via Kathy Hutchins / Shutterstock
Tim Allen Photo via Kathy Hutchins / Shutterstock
Big Sean Photo via Jamie Lamor Thomspon / Shutterstock
Big Sean Photo via Jamie Lamor Thomspon / Shutterstock
Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Photo via Dfree / Shutterstock
Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Photo via Dfree / Shutterstock
Tim Robinson Photo via
Tim Robinson Photo via
Kash Doll Photo via
Kash Doll Photo via
Tom Selleck Photo via Kathy Hutchins / Shutterstock
Tom Selleck Photo via Kathy Hutchins / Shutterstock
Eminem Photo via Sebastian Vital / Flickr
Eminem Photo via Sebastian Vital / Flickr
Jack White Photo via S_bukley / Shutterstock
Jack White Photo via S_bukley / Shutterstock
Lizzo Photo by Luke Gilford
Lizzo Photo by Luke Gilford
Stef Chura Photo via Kelsey Hart
Stef Chura Photo via Kelsey Hart
Gretchen Whitmer Photo via Tom Perkins
Gretchen Whitmer Photo via Tom Perkins
Ken Jeong Photo via Kathy Hutchins / Shutterstock
Ken Jeong Photo via Kathy Hutchins / Shutterstock
Shri Thanedar Photo via Tom Perkins
Shri Thanedar Photo via Tom Perkins
Dana Nessel Photo via Department of Attorney General / Michigan.gov
Dana Nessel Photo via Department of Attorney General / Michigan.gov
Rashida Tlaib Photo via Steve Neavling
Rashida Tlaib Photo via Steve Neavling
Garlin Gilchrist Photo via Gretchen Whitmer Campaign
Garlin Gilchrist Photo via Gretchen Whitmer Campaign
Bridget McCormack Photo via Michigan Courts / Courts.michigan.gov
Bridget McCormack Photo via Michigan Courts / Courts.michigan.gov
Kwame Kilpatrick Photo via Patricia Marks / Shutterstock
Kwame Kilpatrick Photo via Patricia Marks / Shutterstock
Brian Calley Photo via
Brian Calley Photo via
Bill Schuette Photo via Department of Attorney General / Michigan.gov
Bill Schuette Photo via Department of Attorney General / Michigan.gov
Chris Webber Photo via Lev Radin / Shutterstock
Chris Webber Photo via Lev Radin / Shutterstock
Abdul El-Sayed Photo via Jacob Lewkow
Abdul El-Sayed Photo via Jacob Lewkow
Dylan Larkin Photo courtesy of the Detroit Red Wings
Dylan Larkin Photo courtesy of the Detroit Red Wings
Mike Duggan Photo via Barbara Barefield / Flickr
Mike Duggan Photo via Barbara Barefield / Flickr

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