just had a dinosaur that we didn’t make show up at our front gate
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 29, 2020
the velociraptors have figured out how to hold a gun
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 22, 2020
The reason Jurassic Park is on an island is that if the dinosaurs get out, the general public will be unharmed. The only folks at risk are the folks currently with us on our island.
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 26, 2020
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