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Thursday, October 20, 2016

The Scene

Our favorite reactions to last night's debate

Posted By Jack Roskopp on Thu, Oct 20, 2016 at 1:01 PM

Because the only way to get through these last few weeks is to laugh and pretend it's not really happening, right?

1.

CHRIS WALLACE: "I'm not going to fact check the candidates."
TRUMP: "Basketball is just hockey with bouncing."
CHRIS WALLACE: "Fuck."
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 20, 2016

I don't know Putin, I just gave him my HBO Go password.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) October 20, 2016

Trump: "we're going to do it BIGLY"

Hillary: pic.twitter.com/9dtjrFuiAF
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) October 20, 2016

good god i hope this is true #debatenight pic.twitter.com/AFQvRyNZQo
— keely flaherty (@flahertykeely) October 20, 2016

oh shit hillary showed up in the all-white tupac suit the debate is over pic.twitter.com/mdpPQUapla
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) October 20, 2016

bad ombres pic.twitter.com/CuNQMiMTJb
— Paige Lavender (@paigelav) October 20, 2016

(•_•)
<) )╯SUCH
/ \

\(•_•)
( (> A NASTY
/ \

(•_•)
<) )> WOMAN
/ \
— Such A Nasty Woman (@andreagrimes) October 20, 2016

pic.twitter.com/k2kOP07pNr
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) October 20, 2016

NY's hottest club is #NastyWoman. It has everything. Rigged Emmys. Bad hombres. Donald rejecting two centuries of American democracy.
— Stefon on 2016 (@StefonOn2016) October 20, 2016

10.

I hear the bathrooms in Trump Tower are being relabeled "Bad Hombres" and "Nasty Women."
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) October 20, 2016

11.

These debates seem like the best excuse to legalize weed. I'm already stressed. #debatenight
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) October 20, 2016

12.

This third debate is about as necessary as The Hangover 3.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 19, 2016

13.

After the election, Kellyann Conway will be available for adoption at the Westchester County Tropical Bird Shelter.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) October 19, 2016

14.

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING US #debatenight pic.twitter.com/YpGJQbcD5A
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) October 20, 2016

And finally...

If this tweet doesn't go viral, it's rigged #debatenight
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) October 20, 2016

Go out and vote!

Tags: Debates, Debate Night, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Image

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