The creepiest search terms used to find Metro Times

We decided to take a look at the Google Analytics for metrotimes.com to see what popular search terms people were looking up to arrive at the our site. While most of the top searches were pretty obvious ("metro times," "metrotimes," "metro times detroit," "metro time blowout," "pig and whiskey," etc.), some just left us scratching our heads. Variations of "14 year old porn" were perhaps among the most common of the creepiest search terms (don't worry, Chris Hansen — they only lead to a Dan Savage article, "My 14-year-old is looking at porn!") What follows are some other bizarre search terms we found in the list. Enjoy?

 

 

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Lee DeVito

Leyland "Lee" DeVito grew up in the suburbs of Detroit, where he read Metro Times religiously due to teenaged-induced boredom. He became a contributing writer for Metro Times in 2009, and Editor in Chief in 2016. In addition to writing, he also supplies occasional illustrations. His writing has been published...
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