Goin' hungry at MT

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To be sure, the crap economy kills boundaries, human or otherwise. And it's easy to "hate everyone on an empty stomach." Proof? Here's an email sent in-house here at MT headquarters today:

to staff

I left a wonderful roast beef sandwich in the refrigerator last night

from Honeybee la Colmena. Today, it is gone.

Seriously? Do I have to send out a company-wide e-mail reminding

people that the refrigerator is not your personal snack tray?

Well, it's not. I hope you enjoyed your fucking stolen sandwich, asshole.

Update: Oops. Looks like the "culprit" was the regularly scheduled fridge cleaning Thursday night. The crap economy can also help you jump to conclusions.


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