You can buy a White Stripes fidget spinner now because nothing is sacred

By Jack Roskopp

Jun 26, 2017 at 2:07 pm

Audio By Carbonatix

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Once we heard that you could purchase a fidget spinner dedicated to Arcade Fire, Radiohead, and David Bowie, we knew it wouldn't be long until a White Stripes fidget spinner would turn up on the internet.

Well my friends, that day has finally come. Turns out that you can purchase a White Stripes-themed fidget spinner on Amazon for a mere $6.89.

You can buy a White Stripes fidget spinner now because nothing is sacred

Not gonna lie, though, the design of the fidget spinner is pretty lame. Sure, it has the red and white White Stripes colors in a cool spiral, but everything else about this does not read White Stripes/Jack White/Third Man Records. Maybe the team at Third Man will come up with an official fidget spinner of their own.