Kid Rock

By Jeffrey Morgan

Dec 3, 2003 at 12:00 am

Audio By Carbonatix

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What an utterly abysmal abomination. I was given a limit of 500 words to review this appalling piece of shit — but that’s 423 too many. There aren’t enough heartbeats in anyone’s life to devote even a second of their valuable time to this talentless, ego-tripping schlock.

And now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to play Live At Leeds several times at full volume to wash the rancid stench of this sonic abortion out of my ears.

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