Best Smile-Bringer and Marketing Genius
Carl Oxley III
Buildings, buttons, pillows, patches, cookies, canvas, recycling centers, the cover of Metro Times, the Leno show — is there anyplace this guy won't put a grinning cartoon monkey, bunny, bumblebee or giraffe? Hopefully not. No matter how many times you spot some member of his candy-colored menagerie, it's always a welcome burst of instant happy for your tired eyeballs. Items are for sale on Oxley's Web site, popartmonkey.com. Pick up a pillow at Bureau of Urban Living, 460 W. Canfield St., Detroit; 313-833-9336.

Best Shop Owner
Cuba's Little Shop
6717 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-895-1359
A couple of minutes in Cuba's Little Shop and you've already smelled half the store. Owner Jose Diaz will have brought two pairs of genuine leather boots to your nose and popped the caps on Johnson & Johnson shampoo so you can take a whiff of the chemical bouquet. This new store may sell ordinary sundries — you know, Tupperware, curtains, scissors, nighties — but "ordinary" doesn't sufficiently describe Diaz, who, if he really likes you, will try to give you stuff for free. (Perhaps not a good practice for someone who just opened the store two weeks ago after closing a pawn shop down the street.) While there's not too much that's authentically Cuban about his retail selection, the salsa sound of Celia Cruz on the CD player, a selection of sequined, Miami-style flip flops and the generous, animated personality of this Santiago native is a great taste of the country, worth way more than a few bucks.

 

Best Oldest Place to Get Your Hex On
Discount Candles
1400 Gratiot Ave., Detroit; 313-566-0092
Oh, they've got candles, alright, but that's not all this Eastern Market shop carries. On most days, a steady stream of customers passes through Discount Candles in search of occult wares used by voodoo, hoodoo and Santeria practitioners, like money candles, voodoo dolls and spiritual — or "working" — oils made in-house. Discount Candles is a no-frills kind of place, more than 100 years old. Rows of house oils with names like "High John" or "protection" line the wall behind the counter, and candles, incense and other implements are arrayed in bins and on racks throughout the store. Some are pre-prepared candles designed to bring the user money or luck, but others are au nautrel, waiting to be dressed with the appropriate oil to take on spiritual significance. Owner Donna Adams says most patrons are after one of five things: love, luck, money, protection or help with a court case.

 

Best Signage
Peoples Records
615 W. Forest, Detroit; 313-831-0864
Brad Hales, proprietor of Peoples Records, has an eye for folk art and graffiti. After noticing that many of his favorite business signs throughout the city were painted by the same guy, Herman Weems, when he first opened his shop, he made do with one simple sign. He was waiting to find the man whose work he admired so much. Along the way, Hales' admiration grew as he discovered more about Weems, who also designed the famous cover of the Temptations' Psychedelic Shack LP and was a record producer in his own right. Finally, Hales found him, and this year the exterior of Peoples Records has exploded with hand-painted signs that give a good indication of the local and obscure soul the store specializes in. In one sign that Hales had been daydreaming of ever since he opened, a treasure chest bursts forth with 45s that feature the names of coveted labels. Nearly a dozen large signs bloom across the brick facade, bright with color, conveying all that sings inside. Some dreams do come true.

 

Best Selection of Niche Vinyl (Bet You Almost Thought We Forgot To Mention It)
Peoples Records
615 W. Forest, Detroit; 313-831-0864
The fact that customers travel from as far away as Japan and Australia to sample their vinyl wares on all speeds — 45, 33 and yes, even 78 rpm — only affirms that Peoples offers discs you'll find nowhere else, including the best selection of rare Detroit soul anywhere, bar none. But casual fans should not be scared away: To say their prices are fair would be a gross understatement. In fact, it's a great place to learn about music — even their dollar records are often killers, the sign of a store intent on putting hard-to-find music into grateful hands.

 

Best Employee-to-Rock Star Ratio at a Record Store
Car City Records
21918 Harper Ave., St. Clair Shores; 586-775-4770
One toadying French fan of Motor City din once wrote in asking us this: "Does Matt Smith really work at a record store in Detroit? Oh, wow. What a great place to live in!" Now that's downright neat-o. Leave it to local musicians to glamorize our glorious burg in far-off lands while keeping up workin'-stiff appearances between gig coin and royalty checks. And kudos to Car City chief Bob Setlick for employing the barely employable. Affable producer-songwriter Matthew Smith (THTX, Volebeats, Outrageous Cherry, etc.) does indeed punch in at this winning and storied (nearly 20 years) east side record shop. As does ex-Go man and Tranziztor Deon Fischer, Dirtbombs' skinsman Ben Blackwell and the uni-monikered punk star sideman Heath. John Nash (Electric Six, Witches, Volebeats, etc.) still fires up the register on occasion, as does Chad Gilchrist (ex-Outrageous Cherry, Blades of Grass, etc.). Others who've schlepped its bins and swept its floors include Mike Alonso (Electric Six, Aquarius Void), DJ Head (Eminem, D12), DJ Daddy Riff (12-Tech Mob), Ralph Valdez (ex-DJ, THTX, Algebra Mothers, Retro, etc.), Liz Copeland (violinist, DJ), Bootsey X (Lovemasters, Rocket 455, Coldcock, Ramrods, etc.), Melissa Elliott (Dirt Eaters, the Jills, His Name is Alive), Geoff Walker (Gravitar), Tom Potter (Bantam Rooster, Detroit City Council, Dirtbombs), Len Bukowski (avant-jazz saxophonist), Tom Lynch (Dirtbombs, Rocket 455), DJ Houseshoes, and the late, great Detroit keyboard wiz Larry Rosa.

 

Best Overall Record Store
Melodies and Memories
23013 Gratiot Ave., Eastpointe; 586-774-8480
Jack White put it perfectly earlier this year when he said from an L.A. stage, "Let's hear it for music that you can actually hold in your hand." One could spend hours in this shop browsing, er, going cockeyed, through tens of thousands of jazz, rock 'n' roll, blues, folk, country, Motown, electronic, dub and techno releases, vinyl or CD (8-track and cassette too!), lots of it out-of-print, much of it rare. With its various rooms and cubbies crammed full of melodic joy and dusty pop-culture relics (2300 lunch boxes, natch!), the shop works the senses. Support your local record stores. Keep your money in the Detroit area. The world is flying. Make it stop and let us off at the door of Melodies and Memories. Breathe and look and listen. That's what such dudes as ?uestlove (who's known to unload thick wedge here when he's in town) or other known M&M shoppers — Eminem or the late J. Dilla — would do.

Best One-Stop Geek Shopping
Stormy Records
13210 Michigan Ave., Dearborn (upstairs); 313-581-9322
Green Brain Comics
13210 Michigan Ave., Dearborn (downstairs); 313-582-9444
Some collectors are obsessive, laser-targeted on their specific little fetish totems, but most lovers of cool junk love all kinds of different stuff. One location in the metro area serves the eclectic needs of cultural treasure hunters with two unbelievably great stores. Though they are owned and operated separately, they share a front door and spiritual symbiosis, each dedicated to the pursuit of the strange, unknown and the exceptional in their respective fields. Specializing in "weirdo music" (their words, not ours), Stormy Records is the lovechild of Windy and Carl, true musical connoisseurs with 19 years in the biz and an ear each for the coolest future stars and forgotten grooves of indie, soul jazz, etc., etc. Equally ardent are Dan and Katie Merrit of Green Brain, winners of previous MT awards, promoters of neat events like the Snap! Indie Expo and big supporters of small press and zines. So if you need the latest issue of Optic Nerve or are itching for that perfect slab of Joe Tex vinyl, you know Dearborn's the place to be.

 

Best Rock 'n' Roll Toys and Novelties
Dearborn Music
22000 Michigan Ave., Dearborn; 313-561-1000
It hasn't happened yet, but the music industry naysayers are all predicting that CDs will soon be a thing of the past, going the same route as vinyl, cassettes and the 8-track tape. So how will music retailers survive? One way is to branch out, and while this music store — one of the best in the city — has a great selection of CDs, both new and used, it also has an extensive supply of rock 'n' roll toys and novelties. We're talking everything from lifelike action figures of legendary rock stars to Elvis Presley clocks to KISS cocktail glasses. And it's not limited to just music figures but pop culture figures, such as The Simpsons and King of the Hill characters, as well. You can have a blast in this store and not even begin looking at the music they have for sale in the CD bins.

 

Best Motor City Splurge
SoundArt Canvas speakers
The days of decorating barren walls with loud prints are back. Literally. A group of art and audio-loving geeks have managed to combine the two into one device with SoundArt stylish canvas speakers. Featuring one or two speakers, a subwoofer, and your choice of any canvas print, like that tacky photo of your dog you had Warhol-ized or the serene Ansel Adams print you saw at the DIA last spring. Either way, SoundArt eliminates the need for bulky black boxes and adds flair to your home decor. Just hang on your wall, plug in your music source and enjoy the space around you. From music to movies the audio options are endless. Almost any audio source can be played through it — your Hi-Fi, iPod, DVD, CD or use the output on your AV system. The one potential drawback is it costs $3,700, but it's well worth it if saving space is a priority in your home.

 

Best Natural Hair Care Salon
Happy to Be Nappy Salon
18957 Livernois Ave., Detroit; 313-340-4247
If you wear your hair in any natural style, you need to get happy. One of the leading natural hair care salons in the United States is right under your nose in the D. Detroit native Ewanda Wyndella is both the owner and master celebrity stylist who specializes in 'fros, dreads, twist locks and all kinds of braids; Ewanda and her crew have styled such celebs as Erika Badu, gospel great Fred Hammond and the Oscar-winning Jennifer Hudson. Happy to Be Nappy's waiting room also doubles as bookstore and gift shop packed with all kinds healthy living reading material, hair products for all your Afro up-keep and other natural needs. Snatch up a power-fisted Afro pick.

 

Best Indie Video Store
Thomas Video
122 S. Main, Clawson; 248-280-2836
It's hard to fathom how major chains like Blockbuster survive in this new Netflix world, let alone small indie "Mom & Pop" stores. But Thomas Video, founded originally in 1974, continues to thrive. Its reputation really began to build, however, in 1984, when two of its employees, Jim Olenski and Gary Reichel (aka the leaders of a groovy little local band called Cinecyde, often credited with releasing Detroit's first-ever punk record) bought the business. Their key to success? Although you can find all the popular Hollywood hits and classic films of yore, Thomas has one of the most extensive stock of hard-to-find cult and foreign films among its more than 30,000 movies, including a nice collection of now-rare "adult films" from the '70s, '80s and '90s. You may have to settle for VHS instead of DVD (if it's not yet available in the latter format), but if it's ever been released, chances are excellent that Olenski and Reichel have it in stock. The $1-a-day late fee ain't too shabby either.

 

Best Stuffed-to-the-Gills Bookstore
Book Beat
26010 Greenfield, Oak Park; 248-968-1190
www.thebookbeat.com
Book Beat is so crammed with books vertically in the shelves, books horizontally atop the vertical books, books on the floor — we forgot to look up, but there were probably books on the ceiling — that it feels less like a retail establishment than someone's compulsive collection of cool stuff that just happens to be for sale to pay the rent. There's a flip-book of yoga asanas, here's a $2 stapled pamphlet of Rosa Luxemburg's writings published in 1980 by some small Detroit Marxist group at 2832 E. Grand Blvd., there's a CD of minimalist pioneer Tony Conrad, there's the late poet Ted Joans' Black Pow-Wow. Wow! An amazing children's book section, a dedication to Detroit authors, live readings and performances, the art gallery in the back ... those are just some of the distinctions of this place, a love-labor for Carey Loren (once of the group Destroy All Monsters), his wife, Colleen Kammer, and their staff. As they put it at myspace.com/bookbeatdetroit "... serving the collective unconscious in metro Detroit for 25 years."

 

Best Detroit Comics Shop
Green Brain Comics
13210 Michigan Ave., Dearborn; 313-582-9444
Yeah, we know — "Again?" Look: Vault of Midnight is an excellent store all around, but it's in Ann Arbor. Detroit Comics is promising — attractive shop, supportive of local artists and stocked with unusual items like handmade tote bags — but the selection is too sparse in the indie/alt/art comics section. Bookbeat devotes a whole bookcase to artsy graphic novels and some manga too, but no good ol' superhero "floppies." Green Brain's selection is both wide and deep, with something for everyone from snobs to slobs.

 

Best Reason to Forgo Those E-mail Greetings
Avanti Press cards
Available at hundreds of metro Detroit locations
avantipress.com
Need a birthday wish for a feisty 55-year-old female and a ridiculously sappy card to sneak into Mr. Right Now's backpack? Look no further than the 400-plus Avanti Press racks around the metro area. The Detroit-headquartered company features cute cards for all occasions, notably with humorous animal pictures, but a fair share of funny humans too. Appropriately, one MT friend got a pick of three AARP-age women wearing sombreros and shaking maracas with the greeting, "Between the jalapeños and the flashes, you're pretty HOT."

 

Best Use of Metro Times
Cost Plus Wine
2448 Market St., Detroit; 313-259-3845
If you can't make it to one of our 2,000 metro Detroit newsstands to get a fresh copy of us each week, go buy some wine at this Eastern Market favorite. Your individual bottles will be handily wrapped in our latest issue. Call it the perfect multi-tasking: buying wine and getting a copy of our weekly rag. No comment on how consuming your purchase will affect your opinion of the paper.

 

Best Salon for a Sewn-in Weave
Little Willies
21579 Grand River Ave., Detroit; 313-531-4200
How does that damned Beyoncé do it? One day the mane magician is in Manhattan shopping at Bergdorf Goodman's with an auburn shoulder-length hairdo and the next she's in Germany strutting her stuff on stage with ass-skimming blond curls. Stylist extraordinaire Lil Lady at Little Willies salon says the bootylicious babe is obviously rocking a sew-in, and for a moderate price, she'll give all you apprehensive types Mariah's long look or Rihanna's new carbon crop without the commitment of coloring or cutting your own hair.

 

Best Eyebrow Salvation
Tricho Salon and Spa
18900 Michigan Ave., Dearborn; 313-271-2000
Remember that time you thought it would be OK to tweeze a few stray eyebrow hairs and ended up looking like you had Mickey D's golden arches on your forehead? At Tricho salon, rest assured you won't have that problem again. Their resident guru, Hanady, expertly tames any pair of rouge eyebrows into neat and stylish ones that fit your face. The salon only uses hypoallergenic products for facial waxing and a bevy of botanical skin soothing products to ensure you don't walk out with that red and stunned "Yes, I just got my eyebrows yanked out, alright?!" look on your face.

 

Best Martial Arts Studio
Mizudo Academy of Martial Arts
13244 Michigan Ave., Dearborn; 313-582-5803
The melting pot, nay, the tossed salad of southeastern Michigan martial arts, Mizudo Academy draws students from Detroit, Dearborn, Dearborn Heights, Garden City, Westland and beyond. We tested a few places before we found that Mizudo prides itself on being more culturally diverse and community-minded than a number of its roundhouse-kicking counterparts. From training in the park, to various holiday food and clothing drives, Mizudo gives more back to the community than highly skilled and disciplined students of karate and Brazilian ju-jitsu. Further, Mizudo opens its doors to non-members for free self-defense seminars several times each year. The next Mizudo self-defense class, a parent-child safety seminar, is Wednesday, Oct. 24, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

 

Best Jazzercise Alternative
E-Fitness
House of Bastet, 2233 Brooklyn St., No. 126, Detroit; 313-879-5446; exoticise.net
An aerobics class + striptease = E-fitness. Founded by Detroit native Kaniah Kennedy, E-Fitness is an organization that promotes fitness, well-being and sensuality through exotic dance classes and workshops. Classes are held in both Southfield and downtown Detroit during the week and on Saturdays. The fall-winter class schedule includes pole dancing, lap dancing, strip tease and sexy hip hop. Sorry, fellas, this is a ladies-only affair!

 

Best Alternative Health Food Store
Natural Food Patch
221 W. Nine Mile Rd., Ferndale; 248-546-5908
Yes, there's actually another health food store besides Whole Foods! As long as you don't suffer from claustrophobia, you'll love being squished ass to ass with other health-conscious metro Detroiters in the cluttered aisles of Ferndale's Natural Food Patch. The Patch makes up for its limited space by providing the best selection of dairy alternatives, supplements, fair-trade and organic foods, including vegetarian and vegan food options at great prices. They have an extensive line of house goodies, such as delicious vegan cookies, sesame snacks and vegetarian "beef" jerky. Dietary exclusions are not a requirement to squeeze your cart through the Patch. There are plenty of flavorful options for those who just want to come out and support an essential local business.

 

Best Place to Achieve Sugar Coma
Yummytown
16745 21 Mile Rd., Macomb Township; 586-477-2100
Behind the doors of this unassuming Macomb Township storefront is a trip that's one-part nostalgia, two-parts sugar buzz. Young and old alike will delight in the panoply of sugary sweet treats this two-year old candy shop peddles. At first glance, the store seems small, until you realize how much candy lines the walls. From candy lips to Big League Chew to more upscale British and Canadian confectioneries, Yummytown is like all the dime store treats your folks would never let you buy. Co-owned by husband and wife Michael Canich and Vanessa Loftis-Canich, Yummytown is also one of few metro area retailers selling Dunnies, Japanese collectible toys that have rapidly achieved cult status.

 

Best Place to Achieve a Sugar ... No Wait — There's Another! Best Place to Shop For Candy Without Looking Like Some Sort of Sugar Junkie
Bellyache
www.bellyachecandyshoppe.com
You ever get that feeling when you're a grown-up kid in an adult's world that something you genuinely love is just so frowned upon? C'mon. It happens when you sneak a smoke or skulk into a liquor store before, say, 1 p.m. It happens every time you try a pair of stilts. And it certainly happens when you throw on an NFL jersey or some other lame excuse for a costume and hit the trick or treat highway with your newborn. Sure, it's for the kid. Well there's another way. Bellyache Candy. It's an online store. Your anonymity is as sure as any online joint that ships its products in a brown paper wrapper. Started by rockers with a righteous love for current, nostalgic and cool candy, it's a little bit of online Neverland for those of us afflicted with a serious jones for high fructose corn syrup in these raw times. Pez, Wonka Bars, candy smokes — the whole nine. And get this: They release compilations of jams too. Their latest is a Halloween-themed monster party double disc featuring contributions from the brightest lights in the 313-rock firmament. Hit 'em up at www.bellyachecandyshoppe.com.

 

Most fun at a grocery store
Honey bee La Colmena
2443 Bagley St., Detroit; 313-237-0295
Honey Bee La Colmena is where you can roll your cart along the aisles to the tune of Mexican music and a friendly clerk will come take that overly ripe avocado out of your hands, replacing it with one that'll be ready in an hour. For the best homemade salsa that bursts in your mouth, for not-so-sour, oh-so-creamy sour cream, for cactus, banana leaves, mango, organic milk and imported laundry detergent, all at unbelievably cheap prices, shop at Honey Bee La Colmena Market. The buzz about this store is big. As their T-shirt slogan claims, "Wake up and smell the chorizo."

 

Best Way to Spice Up Your Life - Pricey
Penzeys Spices
17712 W. 13 Mile Rd., Beverly Hills; 248-647-6177
Wisconsin-based Penzeys Spices began as a mail-order outfit in the 1980s, found a niche serving home cooks as well as restaurants and now has 35 physical stores up from five in 2001. Those include Michigan stores in Grand Rapids and Southfield. Penzeys sells only its own products, including plenty of prettily packaged and pricey exotics. ("Whole Indian Celery Seed," for comparison to Rafal, goes for $2.79 for a 4-ounce bag.) They also have lots of pre-packaged spice sets that seem as much intended as gifts to give as goodies for personal use. Example: eight jars of hot spices (a couple ounces each, from ground Pakistani red pepper to hot Cajun seasoning) for $39.95, or a 20-item "Pasta and Salad Seasonings Crate" for $89.95. It's a spice store that feels like a boutique.

 

Best Way to Spice Up Your Life - Budget
Rafal Spice
2521 Russell St., Detroit; 313-259-6373
Once when we asked, proprietor Don Rafal tallied up 120 (and counting) hot sauces, 20 or so chilies (whole, ground and crushed) and umpteen prepared mustards plus two in powdered form. How many items are crammed into the one-aisle Eastern Market spice-lovers heaven? Uncounted thousands. It began around 1960 with an oddball assortment of items from pantyhose to dream books to tobacco. But a sideline selling sausage seasonings to mom and pop shops changed and grew while the dream books and hose faded away. Asian, Indian, Mexican, Middle Eastern, Italian, African and regional American spices are here, along with scads of teas and coffees. And compared to your local supermarket, the prices can be astoundingly low. Celery seed, for example, goes for $1.59 for 4 ounces.

 

Best retail wine & beer in Oakland County
Cloverleaf Fine Wine & Spirits
29673 Northwestern Hwy., Southfield; 248-357-0400
Not often do you stumble upon a retail outfit more anxious to win over a convert than make a quick buck. Cloverleaf Fine Wine & Spirits is doing business the old way. Expect to see both seasoned customers and wine newcomers gathered round the cash register curious about the latest Burgundy vintage or what wines pair well with roasted winter squash. At Cloverleaf everybody learns. Tom, Terry or Putnam will determine your taste preference and offer up a handful of wines to match. Peruse their large selection of natural wine or sign up for the weekly newsletter. Then there's the exceptionally thoughtful beer selection. It's the complete drink-buying experience.

 

Best New Age Emporium
Earth Lore
15076 Middlebelt Rd., Livonia; 734-762-0717
Never thought you'd find that colorful statue of monkey-headed Hindu deity Hanuman or a 200-pound smoky quartz crystal ball? Look no further. Earth Lore is a mecca of multicultural oddities. With more than 10 years of experience as a new age retailer, it's like a little Zen oasis in a sweltering corporate American desert — you won't find gas station-style incense by the stick or votives from any corporate company. This independently owned alternative gift store specializes in scents, sounds, jewelry and textiles from around the world.

 

Best Dog Whisperer
Lawrence Herzog
Grosse Pointe Animal Clinic, 15135 Kercheval, Grosse Pointe Park; 313-822-5707
"O tell me your stories," Dr. Herzog softly says into the pooch's ear as a tail wags and trust is gained. Adopting out more than 250 stray dogs a year, this veterinarian has plenty tales of his own. Herzog takes in stray animals from all five of the Pointes — and these aren't necessarily pampered pooches who've broken free from their invisibly fenced lawns. He gets dogs from the city's notorious packs and abused animals as well. Always gentle and quick with a treat for the dogs, he's straightforward and financially fair with the humans.

WAKE 'N' BAKE

Best Bakery - Local
Avalon International Breads
422 W. Willis St., Detroit; 313-832-0008
A pioneer in the Cass Corridor rejuvenation, the Avalon continues to fashion a wide selection of healthy and always fresh artisanal bread, scones and cookies, not only for its fortunate walk-in patrons but also for several area restaurants and grocers. From the slender baguettes to the earthier farm breads, you are certain to discover a specific crust and dough that will please your taste. An added attraction is the owners' involvement in progressive politics in our community, a commitment that continues to be displayed each day in their choice of venue for a bakery that suburbanites would die for.

 

Best Bakery - Mexican
Mexicantown Bakery
4300 W. Vernor Hwy., Detroit; 313-554-0001
Can bread be creamy? If so, can it be both creamy and crisp? The bolillo, a simple crusty roll, is both and more — it rivals the tortilla, in this neighborhood, as a staple, and patrons line up all day long as new trays are brought fresh from the oven every half hour. They can also take home Cuban rolls (the owners are Cuban), polvorones (sugar cookies in a wide array of shapes and flavorings), puercos (gingerbread cookies) and empanadas de calabaza (pumpkin-filled turnovers). The patrons' favorite cake is the soft, bland, ultimate-comfort-food tres leches (three milks); you'll also find flan and bread pudding. Open 6 a.m.-9 p.m. every day.

 

Best Bread - Statewide
Stone House Bread
407 S. Main St., Leland; 231-256-2577
Twelve years ago, Detroit journalist and military historian Bob Pisor gave up the rat race to open Stone House, an artisinal bakery in Leland, 20 miles north of Traverse City. His dark and dense Chernushka Rye, soft ciabatta and varieties of crusty baguettes are state of the art. Yeah, 250 miles is a long way to go for your daily bread, but Pisor does ship his loaves all over the country. If that doesn't work for you, there's more than a hint of the Stone House approach at the award-winning Avalon in town — the talented people who founded the bakery interned at Stone House.

 

A WORLD OF EATING

Best Italian - Splurge
Bacco
29410 Northwestern Hwy., Southfield; 248-356-6600
From its tasteful and interesting decor (check out the murals), to its smooth and professional liveried servers, to its versatile and intelligent Italian wine list, to the sophisticated kitchen, Bacco is everything a refined Italian ristorante should be. Although many of the dishes seem familiar, they are designed with a creative flair that contributes to a singular dining experience. For example, while grilled eggplant or calamari and peppers for firsts and veal scallopini or pasta with clams for mains sound quite ordinary, their fresh ingredients and subtle sauces make them special.

 

Best Italian - Moderate
Deliziosa
22439 Michigan Ave., Dearborn; 313-277-4990
Tucked away in a tiny storefront in a nondescript shopping center, Deliziosa is one of those undiscovered gems whose patrons hope it remains a secret. Although it's billed as an Italian and Mediterranean restaurant, aside from the "Mediterranean" pita bread instead of a crusty Italian loaf, this is primarily a temple of rustic Italian gastronomy. What makes it a little unusual is the lack of veal on the menu, but never fear — the osso buco and the scallopini made with beef certainly pass muster. Rich and savory sauces, dense aromatic soups, and pasta al dente highlight the appealing bill of fare.

 

Best Italian - Chain
Brio Tuscan Grill
2801 W. Big Beaver Rd., Troy; 248-643-6045
Even though it's in the tony Somerset Collection, Brio Tuscan Grill is a moderately priced trattoria that delivers solid food in an ersatz Italian environment so attractive that diners can easily forget that they are eating in a mall. Brio is part of a small chain operated by BDI, an Ohio-based firm that knows what it's doing. Large portions of well-prepared dishes of veal, pasta and beef are complemented by praiseworthy bread, salads and, especially, flatbread that transcend formulaic chain fare — as does Brio's sister chain member, Bon Vie, upstairs in Somerset. (See "Best Mall Food" below, for more Somerset offerings.)

 

Best Hungarian
Hungarian-American Cultural Center
26257 Goddard Rd., Taylor; 734-946-6261
At this private club where everyone is welcome, portions and calorie counts are high but prices are not. Affable volunteer waitresses steer you to what's what, which includes chicken and veal paprikash with dumplings, stuffed cabbage and goulash (gulyas) — this is nostalgia food for those who don't mind if it sticks to the ribs. Noodles fried in bacon grease, egg dumplings in a sea of sour-cream gravy, pork in several forms — you'll be lucky to have room for the delicate crêpes or the dense walnut torta. Open only a couple days a week, so call first.

 

Best Irish
Baile Corcaigh
1426 Bagley St., Detroit; 313-963-4546
Each of the 32 counties of Ireland is represented at Corktown's Baile Corcaigh, if only by a stone in the fireplace, and that makes it home for the lassies and lads seeking a slice of the auld sod. They try 29 kinds of Irish whisky, including clear potcheen from County Clare; they eat imported plaice, the fish found in Irish pubs; and they down Irish soda bread and spuds in every form, from colcannon to leek pie. Co-owner Sharon Mooney attended cookery school in Ireland to get the knack.

 

Best Belgian
Bastone
419 S. Main St., Royal Oak; 248-544-6250
We hate to make an award to a restaurant that does not spell its name correctly — but the bustling brewery on Main in Royal Oak delivers several Belgian specialties at high quality and moderate prices, with a nice variety of light and dark beers. The Belgian take on bouilliabase, waterzooi, is one of the more unusual preparations, along with mussels cooked in a choice of sauces and fries with several dips. Indeed, even without the mussels, the crispy fries must be sampled, at least as an appetizer. Moving across the border a bit, the salad Nicoise, coq au vin and steak frites, with a hanger steak thicker than what you would get in Brussels or Paris, all strike a note of Gallic authenticity.

 

Best Greek
Cyprus Taverna
579 Monroe St., Detroit; 313-961-1550
Vassos and Eleni Avgoustis and their son George opened Cyprus Taverna to raves in the early '90s. Proving wrong those who used to suspect that there was only one kitchen in Greektown that prepared food for all of the restaurants and delivered it through a system of underground tunnels, they offered several new dishes and different versions of the old standards. Vassos is the patriarch of his family's restaurant, welcoming guests and suggesting daily specials like lamb riganato and salmon stuffed with shrimp, crabmeat and feta cheese with a lemon dill sauce. Do not pass it up.

 

Best Culinary Grand Tour
Pi
28875 Franklin Rd., Southfield; 248-208-7500
You can put together a virtual grand tour of Europe on the Internet, but why not try something that you can sink your teeth into — like Pi's cuisine, which roams the Old World from Irish lamb stew to Greek lamb chops? In between you can stop off for the seldom-seen-here Portuguese salt cod, French bouillabaisse, Hungary's chicken paprikash and Poland's bigos. The reasonably priced wine list also roams the Old World for bargains while the varied beer list includes quaffs from Macedonia and Russia. Live jazz from the New World enhances the evening.

 

Best Ethiopian
Blue Nile
545 W. Nine Mile Rd., Ferndale; 248-547-6699
221 E. Washington St., Ann Arbor; 734-998-4746
Other Ethiopian restaurants are less expensive, but none serves split peas and lentils, greens and cabbage that reveal their essences more intensely than does the Blue Nile. These and the little mounds of chicken, lamb and beef, arranged on giant rounds of spongy injera, challenge the diner to make the most of the "all-you-care-to-eat" policy. It'd be worth going even if you didn't get to eat with your hands.

 

Best Caribbean
Irie Caribbean Cuisine
45580 Cherry Hill Rd., Canton; 734-844-8892
"Irie" (EYE-ree) means "feeling just fine," and owner Robert Campbell has done his best to re-create the warmth of Jamaica in the Michigan exurbs, with walls and plates of yellow, coral and deep-sea-green and -blue. Besides the spicy goat, chicken and pork dishes and traditional escovitched fish, be sure to order the appetizer sampler with its crab cakes, jerk wings, fried plantains, coconut-flavored shrimp and, best of all, codfish fritters with a mango-coconut-pineapple dipping sauce. Authentic island soft drinks such as Kola Champagne and peanut-flavored Irish Moss are on hand, as are luscious tropical desserts. Unfortunately, no liquor license, no rum.

 

Best Mexican
Señor López Taqueria
7144 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-551-0685
Two foolproof indices for a Mexican restaurant are its beans and its chiles rellenos (stuffed chiles), and Sr. Rafael López passes both tests at the head of the class. The deliciously smoky chiles (poblano peppers) are grilled, peeled, stuffed with Muenster and barely dipped in egg batter before frying. Another reason to skip the Bagley strip and head west on Michigan would be the López beans, which are whole, not mashed and refried. They're cooked fresh every day, without lard. Rich, golden chicken soup, crisp whole tilapia, ceviche and breakfast served anytime are more arguments for avoiding the tourist traps. No more chimichangas!

 

Best Central American
El Comal
3456 W. Vernor Hwy., Detroit; 313-841-7753
Take a break from Mexican food; you may never look back. This summer Guatemalan owners Elda and Rafael Castellano celebrated El Comal's 15th anniversary of bringing customers juicy tamales and the black beans that are eaten twice a day at home, best served with sweet fried plantains and the faintly sour crema. They dish up El Salvador's national food, the quesadilla-like pupusas, and fill them with chicharrones, cheese, beans or loroco flowers, which have a taste, some say, between squash and broccoli. Not Central American but most dazzling is the Colombian bandeja paisa: sausage, plantains, rice and beans, a corncake (arepa), yuca, empanada (meat pie), chicharrones — and a fried egg on top.

 

Best Argentinean
Tango Bravo Argentine Grill
4600 W. Vernor Hwy., Detroit; 313-633-0314
Argentinean chefs Ester Gomez and Jorge Bonafé do a masterful job with the traditional parrillada, an array of cuts from the more fibrous parts of the cow, crowned with the pungent garlic- and parsley-based sauce chimichurri. Appetizers like tortilla de papas, a potato-onion pie, don't disappoint, nor do dulce de leche and flan for dessert. This former Subway is now glamorously decorated with bright paintings of hot tango dancers; it's a stylish and surprisingly affordable addition to the Mexicantown neighborhood.

 

Best Persian
Pars
30005 Orchard Lake Rd., Farmington Hills; 248-851-8200
From the familiar (hummus, kebabs) to the exotic (sun-dried limes, ground walnut-and- pomegranate paste), Pars is seeking both to satisfy the Iranian community and to recruit others to its intriguing cuisine. Chicken, lamb and beef are combined with rice, herbs (cilantro, fenugreek), fruits (raisins, dates) and nuts (almonds, pistachios) to create perfectly grilled dishes new to most Detroiters' palates but very welcome if you feel you've eaten a lifetime's worth of chicken shwarma. Be sure to try the soups and the grilled eggplant starters.

 

Best Chinese
Golden Harvest
6880 E. 12 Mile Rd., Warren; 586-751-5288
Although the dim sum that won last year's laurels is still estimable, this year we salute Golden Harvest for its regular fare. Maritime delights are one of the specialties on that extensive menu with the walnut shrimp and sizzling seafood platter among the favorites. For vegetables it is difficult to beat their hot pot of garlicky eggplant. Almost all of the clientele is Asian, and many patrons order intriguing-looking items that don't appear to be on the Anglo menu. Walk around the room before taking your seat to see what they're eating, and then point to the tables of interest when your server approaches. And even though she might inform you that Americans don't care for the soup that comes with, order it.

 

Best Indian - Suburbs
Ashoka Indian Cuisine
3642 Rochester Rd., Troy; 248-689-7070
Ashoka's chefs cook a myriad of complex dishes from both northern and southern regions of India. Vegetarians can delight in the many choices, while the non-veg dishes, as they are called, are also abundant. The lunch buffets — a good way to sample the fare — are so busy that the food is as fresh as when ordered from the menu. When ordering dinner, specify a thali, which for a couple of bucks adds a tray full off sides that include dal, lentils; raita, yoghurt and vegetable salad; sambar, a vegetable soup or sauce; and kheer, a thin, sweet rice pudding.

 

Best Indian - Detroit
Sizz'l-n-Spice
136 Monroe St., Detroit; 313-963-2860
This tiny northern Indian spot is popular with the masses across the street at Compuware for its carry-out buffet — all you can stuff into a box for $7.95. Menu standouts are lentil soup, lamb biryani and vindaloo, chicken saagwala, and a fabulous rice pudding; an "Indo-Chinese" section (Chinese as it's done in India), with spicy dishes like Chili Chicken, is popular with natives of India. It's under new management, reportedly with expanded options. See sizzlnspice.com.

 

Best Japanese
Yotsuba Japanese Restaurant and Bar
7365 Orchard Lake Rd., West Bloomfield Twp.; 248-737-8282
If you seek more than sushi, come to Yotsuba for grilled asparagus wrapped in beef and sprinkled with toasted sesame seeds; soft-shell crabs in a light tempura; soups full of fat, slippery udon noodles; asparagus and avocado salad with carrot dressing; or scallops in cream sauce. Every plate is beautifully constructed, both visually and for the palate; water tinkles in a little grotto; the tastes harmonize delightfully while portion sizes are generous. Hard to believe that this is the culture that invented karaoke, which is indeed practiced here in the late evening hours. A twin in Ann Arbor is at 222 Hogback Rd., 734-971-5168. yotsuba-restaurant.com.

 

Best Japanese Salaryman's Bar
Kitchen Hanzo
6073 Haggerty Rd., West Bloomfield Twp.; 248-624-8666
This izakaya, or pub, serves plenty of authentic everyday Japanese food to go with the beers, sake and warm sochu that visiting engineers seek after a hard day at work designing cars. They find rows and rows of the clear liquor distilled from barley, potatoes, rice or buckwheat. Complex dishes such as beef and tofu soup, tempura soba (buckwheat noodles with fried shrimp in broth), grilled eggplant topped with ginger and grilled mackerel are presented gracefully and worth staying sober for. This is the place these businessmen go when they're spending their own money.

 

Best Vietnamese - Upscale
Annam Restaurant Vietnamien
22053 Michigan Ave., Dearborn; 313-565-8744
This most elegant (but affordable) of Vietnamese restaurants serves sophisticated and delicate dishes with Far Eastern grace, in both the presentation and the surroundings. Where else will you find lime dipping sauce, lotus stem salad topped with fresh mint, or soups made with tamarind and pineapple? Annam uses much fish and shrimp, vermicelli, lemongrass, fresh herbs — ingredients that make you feel virtuous as well as delighted. They're stir-fried in minimal oil and the result is delicate and refreshing, with an occasional flash of fire.

 

Best Vietnamese - Budget
Pho Hang
30921 Dequindre Rd., Madison Heights; 248-583-9210
The decor is barebones in this strip mall storefront, but the lightness and style of Vietnamese cooking shine through the Spartan surroundings. The clear but chock-full soups are the standouts, especially pho, beef noodle soup, served with bean sprouts and basil leaves. Wonton, udon, vermicelli and rice noodles are combined with pork, duck, catfish or shrimp in a myriad of ways, and the soup-averse can order pork chops. A majority of entrées cost $6.

 

Best Thai
Pad Thai Café
6601 Orchard Lake Rd., West Bloomfield Twp.; 248-737-5941
Chef Daniel is back. The dining room has been redecorated, but we care most about the food. Pad Thai, the namesake dish, is at its best here. Ask for Khao Soi, not presently on the menu. It's another noodle dish, with a peanut curry sauce, delicious with pieces of lean pork. Requested spice levels are adhered to. The light crispy apple salad is made with Granny Smith apples and onions with toasted coconut, a few pieces of chicken and shrimp in a light vinegar sauce. Healthy whole grain brown rice is available on request.

 

Best Asian Restaurant You Never Heard Of
Hankuk Oriental and Korean Market
33717 S. Gratiot Ave., Clinton Township; 586-791-8877
Only around 30 diners at a time can feast on homemade Korean fare in the tiny plain eating space next to the larger market out in Clinton Township. All the classics are here, from an unusual salad-like take on bibimbab to potstickers to bulgogi. As in Korea, garlic reigns supreme dominating ojinga-bukum, stir-fried squid with onions and carrots and kimchi-chigae, an incendiary broth full of that cabbage treat, stir-fried pork and green onion. If in the unlikely event you have to wait for a table, you can poke around the market that contains Asian culinary exotica.

 

A LA CARTE

Best Onion Soup
Rugby Grill
100 Townsend St., Birmingham; 248-642-5999
For most of us, the upscale Rugby Grill in the tony Townsend Hotel has to be a special-occasion destination. But if are able to find a lot of spare change, this is the spot for traditional onion soup with crusty cheese and a touch of sherry. The cheese is so wonderfully stringy that you might make a mess of your tablecloth, an embarrassing prospect in such an elegant dining room. By the way, choose the old English drawing room over the awkward hallway eating space. And while you are at it with classics, Dover sole makes for a splendid entrée. And, if you're lucky, you might catch sight of a visiting entertainer or ballplayer. MT readers vote this the best spot in town to spot a celeb.

 

Best Tapas, Authentic
Tu-Can Tango
6041 Haggerty Rd., West Bloomfield Twp.; 248-669-6160
The Spanish appetizers here are the real thing, not just any old "small plate." They feature lots of garlic, cheese, olives, shrimp and Serrano ham — you could be in Barcelona. Many dishes, like carpaccio with Manchego cheese are rich — and wonderful with Spanish wine — but the plates of Spanish cheeses and marinated olives are just as good. After 10 p.m., professional dancers illustrate the tango, and the kitchen stays open late to sustain the patrons. www.tucantango.com.

 

Best Dim Sum
Shangri-La
6407 Orchard Lake Rd., West Bloomfield Twp.; 248-626-8585
Dim sum, translated as "delight of the heart," preceded the "small plates" that are so popular today. It refers to the succulent dumplings and morsels, noodles, vegetables, soups and appetizer-portions of entrées that servers deliver on rolling carts. Each cart contains several selections, and each portion is typically small, holding perhaps two or three pieces of each item. On any given day there may be 75 or 80 different choices. The barbecued pork buns and the seafood stuffed peppers are recommended. The garlic chive dumplings are a must. The presence of a huge Asian crowd at Shangri-La attests to its authenticity.

 

Best Falafel
Falaffal King
32748 Woodward Ave., Royal Oak; 248-554-9881
The vast majority patrons who come to this plain storefront with space for ten diners are there for takeout. It is comforting to see that the chefs take longer than expected with the orders, which suggests that most of the items are made from scratch. Ultra-fresh and artfully spiced ingredients combine with pickled turnips and yogurt to make a falafel feast. The portions, even those labeled lunch-size, are as generous as the price is modest. Beyond the falafel, the chicken shwarma is moister than most, and the kibbee, made from beef, not lamb, is well-seasoned. You can try most of the menu in foot-long wraps.

 

Best Brewpub Food
Detroit Beer Co.
1529 Broadway, Detroit; 313-962-1529
There is a good deal of similarity between last year's winner, the Royal Oak Brewery, and its sister establishment downtown. But there are enough differences to hand this year's trophy to the Detroit Beer Co. For one thing, it looks more like a brewery and the intoxicating aromas from Weiss Happening and the Detroit Dwarf are more noticeable. With calorie-laden specialties like chicken smothered in Muenster cheese floating on spaetzle, barbecued ribs basted in the brewery's Red Ale, and brewmaster's shepherd's pie, this is no place for anyone who drinks light beer.

 

Best Perch
Ivanhoe Café aka Polish Yacht Club
5249 Joseph Campau, Detroit; 313-925-5335
This legendary inland yacht club is still around in its kitschy, nautically themed bar, though it's primarily open only for weekday lunches and for dinner on Fridays. Inside the rambling century-old building that is in its fifth generation of hands-on family management, perch aficionados are consistently pleased by the surprising lightness of the batter and the little critters' moist meat. The creamy coleslaw and broad-cut fries that come with are two other celebrated items on the bill of fare. The portions are generous as are the wine pours and beer boombas. However, there is no place to tie up your boat.

 

Best Cheese Steak
Gabriel's Hoagie Shop
2585 E. Michigan Ave., Ypsilanti; 734-483-5846
There are plenty of good cheese steaks under the radar screen on menus everywhere. But at Gabriel's, cheese steaks are the menu. In other words, the choices are few — with or without hot peppers being the biggest decision to make. No pretenses here, just a made-to-order hoagie. Oh yeah, Cheese Whiz or Provolone. Cheese Steaks are not complicated. Visit the Web site of Pat's King Steaks, or one of the true bastions of Philly Cheese Steaks — in Philadelphia — for the recipe. The quality of the ingredients is what counts. Gabriel's does it right.

 

Best Pizza
Loui's
23141 Dequindre Rd., Hazel Park; 248-547-1711
In this fiercely contested category, Loui's wins for its deep-dish pies, which have deftly charred-crunchy crusts and an appropriately greasy, sublime blend of cheese and tomatoes. It helps that the pies and tangy salads are served on plastic dinnerware in a quintessential pizza parlor with red-checked tablecloths, hundreds of old-fashioned Chianti bottles hanging from the walls and colorful veteran servers. Way off the beaten track in Hazel Park (although close to the raceway), this family-friendly, boisterous institution that has been turning out the pies for 30 years also features reasonably priced boombas and wine. Plus, you gotta love a place that offers Old Grandad and Coke as a drink special.

 

Best Pizza - Windsor
La Zingara
555 Erie St. E., Windsor, Ontario; 519-258-7555
The wood-fired oven at the back of the room strikes you as you enter one of Little Italy's favorites. Making pizza in one of these is tricky. The wood is off to one side. The heat is less even. Perhaps this is why Gavino, the pizzaiolo, has been here for so long he's got the knack. The pies aren't the familiar thick bread, laden with mounds of cheese and pepperoni; rather, they're covered with a splash of sauce and a light sprinkling of cheese, then topped with vegetables — mushrooms, parsley, olives or artichokes — and maybe a slice or two of prosciutto. The Italian way. Delizioso.

 

Best New York Slice
My Cousin's New York Pizzeria
42967 Woodward Ave., Bloomfield Hills; 248-874-9999
You used have to go to New York to see people eating a large folded slice of pizza. Now you just have to go to Square Lake Road and Woodward Avenue to find the real deal. Some transplanted New Yorkers serve a generous slice for $2.25. This is no franchise. The dough is thin, not cracker crisp, but thin and chewy. The sauce has some flavor, not bland, nor thick and cloying. The cheese is creamy. This is genuine New York-style pizza. There are also some heros, salads and pizza rolls; even a few entrées. So far we can only vouch for the 'za.

 

Best New Idea or Best New Comfort Food
Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup
32407 Northwestern Hwy., Farmington Hills; 248-626-6767
Chef-owner Jeffrey McArthur delivers good food, though not the style served at Tribute, one of the restaurants where he got his chops. The most expensive item on the menu is a $9 soft-shell crab salad. Ten soups change daily — naturally the tomato bisque is tops. There are — nine grilled cheese sandwiches and six baguette sandwiches. "Comfy Stuff" includes mac and cheese, pot roast, meatloaf, chicken pie and beef stew, each priced at $7. There are salads — Maurice, Caesar, Tuna Nicoise, Cobb among them. This place is packed at lunchtime, as it should be.

 

Best Soup - Chain
Zoup!
Locations throughout Detroit metropolitan area; zoup.com
How does one go about developing some 200 or so soups without also developing considerable girth? The answer to the question is not germane. What is important is that the Zoup! test kitchens came up with a lot of good soup. A recent day's offerings included seafood chowder, macaroni and cheese, Sicilian pizza, mulligatawny and the staple, old-fashioned chicken noodle. Yes, these are all soups. Twelve are always on the menu, which changes daily. There are also fresh salads that can be ordered as wraps and panini sandwiches too.

 

Best Samosa
Star of India
180 W. Nine Mile Rd., Ferndale; 248-546-5996
Does anyone not start an Indian meal with a samosa, the Indian version of the pasty, pupusa, empanada, etc.? It's so down-to-earth, yet so delectable. The pastry in Star of India's samosa is just flour, oil and salt — it's the multiple layers that make it flaky. The giant-size triangular confection is filled with either ground lamb and peas or, in the vegetarian version, potatoes and spices. The dipping sauces, one sweet and one hot, just gild the lily.

 

Best Diner
The Fly Trap
22950 Woodward Ave., Ferndale; 248-399-5150
Where else can you get a plate of gingerbread waffles covered in sautéed apples and cinnamon syrup or any number of creative egg rumbles with a side of garlicky fried potatoes? What other Detroit-area diner makes its own herb-infused jams and fermented pickles and hot sauce? From the delicious sandwiches to the ska-powered sound system to the myriad vegetarian offerings, the Fly Trap is quality hip dining defined. And the food is somehow priced similar to a chain restaurant — or cheaper! If they served a bloody Mary we might never leave.

 

Best Pasta Dish
Andiamo Italia West
6676 Telegraph Rd., Bloomfield Township; 248-865-9300
Sometimes the best food is the simplest. Linguine con Salsa di Pomodoro al Basilico, otherwise known as tomatoes and basil, is as basic as it gets. Soon to be on the menus at all of the restaurants in this family-owned operation, this dish is pure Italian comfort food. Simmer plum tomatoes, a little onion and garlic softened in olive oil and some fresh basil, all for a classic dish. Tell your server if you'd prefer another shape of pasta. Specify al dente, slightly firmer than the way it is usually served.

 

Best Seafood
Streetside Seafood
273 Pierce St., Birmingham; 248-645-9123
Proprietor Bill Roberts has the magic touch. Ask him how he does it and he'll tell you that he has great people. Together they run this small storefront fish house. There is always a convivial atmosphere at the crowded bar that you squeeze by on the way to a table. Daily specials complement the regular menu. From appetizers to dessert, it's hard to go wrong with this menu. The soups (a favorite is the lobster bisque) are made fresh daily. The fish is fresh. The choices are varied and interesting, with a nod to New Orleans (gumbo), another to Italy (scampi). Nothing's boring here, ever.

 

Best Cuban Sandwich
Vicente's Cuban Cuisine
1250 Library St., Detroit; 313-962-8800
A Cuban sandwich, correctly prepared, is somehow better than the sum of its parts. Made with roast pork, ham, Swiss cheese, pickles, mustard and mayo on Cuban bread, all pressed on a sandwich grill that crisps the edges of the bread and heats the filling; it's warm, crunchy and chewy at once. The heat moistens the meats and brings out their flavor, much better than a cold sandwich made with the same ingredients. Chef Roberto Caceres has been cooking Cuban food all his life. Let the sandwich be a starting point.

 

Best Ribs
Slows Bar BQ
2138 Michigan Ave., Detroit; 313-962-9828
One secret of Slows' tender and succulent ribs is the rotating selection of house-made sauces: mustard, apple, spicy (fruity and hot but not overboard), sweet (woody) and a vinegar-based North Carolina. Another is the dry rub applied by chef Brian Perrone before subjecting the pig meat to eight to 10 hours of slow cooking over a wood fire in the smoker. Wash it down with one of the 120 beers in a bottle or 20 on tap. Carnivores don't get any happier than here.

 

Best Collards/Short Ribs
Motown Soul Food Café
3011 W. Grand Blvd., Fisher Building, Detroit; 313-556-9993
These two dishes are best sampled together, as their opposite natures complement each other beautifully. The collards are sharp and pungent, with plentiful ham chunks and a firm, non-squishy character, not limp as so many greens are. They've been cooked just the right amount of time to bring out their peppery quality. The braised beef short ribs, on the other hand, are so rich and tender they dissolve upon the tongue, a sensation that may be as much about their fat content as about their hours in the cooker.

 

Best Mac and Cheese
Town Tavern
116 W. Fourth St., Royal Oak; 248-544-7300
Those who have long relied on Kraft for their mac-and-cheese fix will have a surprise coming at Town Tavern. At this smashing new ersatz 1930s tavern, retrofitted to 2007, Beverly Hills Grill founder Bill Roberts refrofits this classic dish as well by using creamy mascarpone cheese flecked with lobster tidbits. This clearly isn't your kids' macaroni and cheese nor is the Town Tavern a tavern, especially since it has no beer on draft. Instead, it's a trendy bistro with a menu that scours the continents for imaginative appetizers and entrées.

 

Best Duck Soup
Hong Hua
27925 Orchard Lake Rd., Farmington Hills; 248-489-2280
Duck is chicken's well-heeled cousin, and no one would mistake duck soup for a cold cure-all. It's supposed to be rich, and Hong Hua achieves this result by shredding a great deal of dark duck meat and chopping a great many mushrooms and simmering them in a thickened broth. The effect is just ducky. The Szechuan hot and sour soup, by the way, is also way above the competition, more complex and flavorful than hot.

 

Best Mole
El Barzón
3710 Junction St., Detroit; 313-894-2070
Chef Norberto Garita's home state, Puebla, is famous for its moles (that's where mole poblano comes from). His vibrant mahogany-colored mole combines a long list of spices, chiles, nuts, fruits, seeds and, yes, bitter chocolate to make a sauce for chicken that has an unusual rich, fruity taste, much less cumin-y than many moles. It takes a hand mill, sautéing, pureeing, and "a lot of work and a lot of time," according to Garita. Customers say it's worth it. Also try nutty pipian, a pale green sauce made with pumpkin seeds, tomatillos, chile verde, and hierba santa.

 

Best Dessert
Eph McNally's
1300 Porter St., Detroit; 313-963-8833
It doesn't seem fair that one of Detroit's best desserts is available only for lunch or at the geezer dinner hour — McNally's closes at 4 or 6, depending on the day. On the other hand, bread pudding with whisky sauce could make your afternoon a lot mellower. Chef Rob McDonald first made this egg-sugar extravaganza more than a decade ago, and the deli nearly runs out every day. His sauce uses Jameson's Irish Whisky, butter and sugar in proportions he won't reveal. Eph's now has a second location, downtown, on Woodward Avenue just north of Congress (313-964-4511).

 

Best Ice Cream
Oberweis Ice Cream and Dairy Store
304 N. Main St., Royal Oak; 248-336-0303
For some, super premium ice cream this rich and creamy might be considered a splurge. Others have been popping in regularly to work their way through the multitude of flavors in cones, sundaes, sodas, floats, malts and milkshakes. Everything starts with real milk produced without artificial growth hormones. More than an ice cream shop, Oberweis sells milk in glass bottles, cottage cheese, sour cream and other dairy products as well ice cream pies and cakes. They serve fruit smoothies in a variety of flavors such as mango and raspberry lemonade. Udderly Truffle with Caramel Topping makes a very good sundae.

 

LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION

Best Suburban Dining
Ferndale
For more than a decade, Royal Oak, with such gems as the recently shuttered Lepanto and Little Tree Sushi bar, has held the laurels in this category. Recently, however, Ferndale has passed it with more high-quality, adult-dining venues, including Via Nove, Assaggi and Maria's for Italian-Mediterranean, Starving Artist and Christine's for eclectic, and China Ruby and Star of India for Asian, among other meritorious establishments. Although this year's opening of Town Tavern, Ronin and Small Plates portends a strong comeback for Royal Oak, it still has some distance to go before it catches up to its near neighbor.

 

Best Al Fresco Dining
Assaggi
330 W. Nine Mile Rd., Ferndale; 248-584-3499
Even though you know the huge Ferndale public parking lot is nearby, Assaggi has done a remarkable job in creating a Mediterranean oasis to go with its top-notch Mediterranean fare. A fountain, statues, Italianate sculpture on the stone wall, tall greenery along the borders, and old classics piped in to help transport you to the Old World. Saucy dishes such as Moroccan-spiced twice-cooked duck, grilled organic Scottish salmon, and herb-crusted rack of Colorado lamb prevail. Main problem is the attractive environment is conducive to lingering over a bottle of wine, but doing so will be costly.

 

Best Food in an Art Gallery
Bamboo, Art Gallery of Windsor
401 Riverside Dr. W., 519-256-2262
This category title is insufficient praise for Bamboo, which serves some of the best and most creative food anywhere. That both the food and the space are lovely to look at, with views through the full-length windows of the river and the Detroit skyline, is a bonus. Chefs Jennifer Hillis and Anthony-John Dalupan present dishes from all over the world and add their own twists, such as cream of apple soup with curry, chicken with whipped Brie, and pumpkin crème brûlèe with chocolate. Full bar — and visit the gallery afterwards at no charge.

 

Best Food in Eastern Market
Roma Café
3401 Riopelle St., Detroit; 313-831-5940
Among many good choices — the ham sandwich at Hambones in the Gratiot Central Market, the soups at the Russell Street Deli, the bones at Bert's, and the sunrise breakfasts at Butcher's Inn — the nod goes to Roma Café. Roma is the oldest Italian restaurant in Detroit. The Roma salad is worth the trip. Dressed at the table with vinegar, oil, salt and pepper (and anchovies on request), it's good enough for a meal. The menu offers enough choices to make deciding your order difficult. Fortunately, it's all good. And the tuxedoed servers lend Roma an Old World charm. Mangia.

 

Best Neighborhood Revitalizer
Atlas Global Bistro
3111 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-831-2241
This bistro is what Detroit needs: a business that takes advantage of our sterling architectural heritage and isn't afraid to pioneer, this time near the theater district. It occupies a restored 1905 Beaux Arts building, halfway between the Fox and the Max, that had been a candidate for the wrecking ball, thus warming the heart of Detroit boosters wanting to see blighted areas come back. Besides the renovated apartments in the same building, the area has since seen lofts and other businesses moving in. The chefs and owners have won over the pre-theater crowd, and many others, with a phenomenal eclectic menu that borrows from and blends global cuisines, as well as with grand moldings, dark sea-green walls, and floor-to-ceiling windows on an area that's picking up.

 

Best See-and-Be-Seen Scene
Detroit Breakfast House & Grill
1241 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-961-1115
Power breakfast — what a concept. If it's the most important meal of the day, why wouldn't downtown shakers and movers start their workdays by impressing each other over frittatas? Co-owner Frank Taylor says the Breakfast House fills a void for those accustomed to high-end lunches and dinners, although in addition to fancy omelets they'll also find Southern staples like cheese grits and waffles-and-chicken. Breakfast is served all day to the likes of Hizzoner and local newscasters; the menu includes Bloody Marys, mimosas and Champagne cocktails. Reservations aren't taken for small parties, but if you're a "be seen" type, do you need one?

 

Best Riverside Dining
Rattlesnake Club
300 River Place Dr., Detroit; 313-567-4400
After 19 years, Jimmy Schmidt's Rattlesnake Club remains one of the best restaurants in Detroit and one of the few in this lofty category with a splendid river view. In fact, curiously enough, few restaurants of any stripe in Windsor or Detroit have much of a river view. Schmidt's inventive cuisine comes at a steep price, making his celebrated establishment a very-special-occasion place for most of us. The best way to sample the fare and lower the tariff is to take lunch either in the restaurant or on the terrace where many of the same dinner plates appear at more affordable prices, albeit in smaller portions. Moreover, as we move into winter, aside from the blinking lights of Windsor, there is not much to see at dinner as the days get shorter and shorter.

 

Best View - High
Coach Insignia
Renaissance Center, Detroit; 313-567-2622
Naturally, the best view in Detroit has always been from the top of the Ren Cen, our tallest building. Coach Insignia is not the fellow who directs the Italian Olympic basketball team, but Matt Prentice's upscale restaurant, the latest occupant of that lofty perch. Unlike its predecessors, Coach Insignia does not do a 360, but is quite stable looking out at Windsor and, depending upon your seat, up or down the river. To escape the hefty dinner tariff you could take the thrilling elevator ride up for a drink or, better yet, attend a wine-tasting night when, for $40 (or more, at the year's end), you'll get the view, along with fine wine and quite decent, often filling, hors d'oeuvres. And without the rotation, no headache.

 

Best Riverview - Low
Signature Grille and Bar
250 Riverfront Dr., Detroit; 313-394-0667
On the third floor of the Riverfront Towers, the Signature Grille and Bar (perversely, not Bar and Grille) offers spectacular panoramic views of the Detroit River and Windsor. It's small, seating fewer than 60, a guarantee that you will not be far from the wraparound glass windows. The eclectic menu has included such sandwiches as the Archer roast beef and the Coleman ham sandwich. Moderately priced entrées have included chicken marsala and Chilean sea bass. The main problem is getting past the security gate at the Towers (make a reservation) and then finding your way to the restaurant.

 

Best Pre-Theater - Splurge
Cuisine
670 Lothrop St., Detroit; 313-872-5110
Chef Paul Grosz's elegant, French-accented food, presented in a romantic and comfortable setting in a graceful old building behind the Fisher Theatre, makes for such a pleasing experience that some diners might be tempted to skip Act 1 to linger over a Courvoisier and a luscious dessert. But after a silky lobster bisque, a salad Lyonnaise and perhaps a duck or even rabbit main course, they could move on to The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee with their culinary senses overwhelmed by the experience.

 

Best Pre-Theatre - Moderate
Majestic
4140 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-833-9700
Whether you are going to Orchestra Hall, the Fox, or even the Fisher, the Majestic is an especially attractive hip venue for dinner. Interesting art lines the brick walls, a colorful slice of urban life strolls past the large windows on Woodward Avenue, and the versatile menu can satisfy most tastes. There is a genuflection to the Middle East with a tangy fatoush salad, well-prepared seafood platters featuring catfish and tuna, and even a tempeh fajita for vegetarians. An accessible wine list is another plus in the establishment run by the Zaineas, admirable entrepreneurs committed to the neighborhood's development.

 

Most Romantic
Little Italy Ristorante
227 Hutton St., Northville; 248-348-0575
With its private alcoves tucked into a turn-of-the-century Victorian house, soft lights, and white tablecloths suited for footsie or even handsie, Little Italy lends itself to amorous murmurs. It's helped by the top-notch and top-price menu (why, oh, why does money spent = love?) and by an award-winning wine list and desserts guaranteed to put anyone in the mood.

 

Best Food in a Jazz Club
Baker's Keyboard Lounge
20510 Livernois Ave., Detroit; 313-345-6300
As if great music weren't enough, Baker's Keyboard Lounge is a destination spot for soul food. If you have, for whatever reason, resisted eating catfish, you'll change your tune after one bite of their perfectly fried fillet. Try it blackened for a Cajun treat. The fried chicken is delicious — hot and crisp. Other choices include meatloaf, short ribs and smothered pork chops. The black eye peas, collard greens and yams are favorite sides. Use the corn muffin to mop up whatever is left on the plate.

 

Best Food in a Sports Bar
Harry's Detroit Bar & Grill
2482 Clifford St., Detroit; 313-964-1575
In most sports bars, food is an afterthought. Not so at Harry's at the edge of Foxtown. You'll find a full-service menu that includes the usual appetizer suspects — buffalo chicken bites and calamari — but also crab cakes with red chili and a cilantro-infused aioli. Where most sports bars would stop there, Harry's turns out char-grilled salmon, sautéed shrimp with penne in Chardonnay butter and a creamy smoked-chicken pasta amid the battery of television sets tuned to ESPN and a homey Wayne State banner hanging from the rafters.

 

Best Place to Take Your Mother
Purple Door Tea Room
35 Grand River E., Detroit; 313-961-0634
If your mother would enjoy, that is, an old-fashioned tea room without cloying kitschiness but awash in florals, where ladies can enjoy a tranquil pot of tea and a prix fixe luncheon in the heart of downtown Detroit. Owner Christine Biegas of the Biegas Gallery, downstairs, serves soup, salad, entrées and desserts that add up to an unladylike amount of food. The sunny room is a pampered haven from the tensions of everyday life, with eclectic crystal and flowered china on which appear cucumber sandwiches, curried egg salad and fudge whiskey torte. Honor your mother!

 

Best Mall Food
Somerset Collection, Troy
As befits a mall that calls itself a collection, Somerset's restaurants easily surpass those in ordinary malls. Malls tend to be constituted of chains so it's not surprising that the restaurants in Somerset are outlets of national chains. For those who can afford to shop at the top-of-the-line stores at Somerset, there is the pricey Capital Grille for steaks. For the rest of us whose pocketbooks consign us to Target for buying and Somerset for window-shopping, there is an ethnic trifecta of P.F. Chang's, Bon Vie and Brio Tuscan Grille, all of which are solid, along with the all-American J. Alexander's and California Pizza Kitchen.

 

Best Gourmet Takeout
Papa Joe's Gourmet Market & Catering
6900 N. Rochester Rd., Rochester Hills; 248-853-6263
34244 Woodward Ave., Birmingham; 248-723-9400
When Papa Joe's Gourmet Market opened in Birmingham, foodies rejoiced at the selection of produce, wine, meats, seafood and especially the prepared foods that are better than what most people can make at home. Now that their Gourmetrion has opened in Rochester, gourmet has gone to another level. With 500 produce items and all manner of imported ingredients, in addition to all the other quality fare, this is truly one-stop shopping for the gourmand. If you purchase meat or seafood, their chefs will cook it for you with no up charge. They'll use your recipe or suggest one for you.

 

Best Eat-First, Colonic-After
Goldengate Café
18700 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-366-2247
Not that the mostly vegan menu here would send you looking for a flush, but if you want one, it's available. The café is part of the Innate Healing Arts Center, which offers hydrocolon therapy administered by Cheeks (no kidding) Colon Care as well as massage and chiropractic sessions. The healthy menu includes pizza (real cheese), vegetable stir-fry, salads, falafel, barbecued tofu, tempeh, smoothies and raw juices, even organic wine, and the entertainment includes live jazz and other musical styles. Need we add, nonsmoking?

 

Best Up North
Lulu's Bistro
213 Bridge St., Bellaire; 231-533-5252
One definition of a bistro is a small unpretentious restaurant. Lulu's is small and unpretentious, but its contemporary décor is bright and cheery: nothing nautical or pine-woodsy here despite its Up North, small town location. The food is upscale, what is often called American cuisine, which today includes Mediterranean or Asian or other ethnic influences, just like the makeup of our population. With adventuresome chef owner Michael Peterson, a Culinary Institute of America grad at the helm, the menu is always interesting. The Rowe Inn and Tapawingo have a more casual sibling in Bellaire.

 

Best "Chain"
Matt Prentice Restaurant Group
mattprenticerg.com
The word "chain" conjures up thoughts of McDonald's, Wendy's or Red Lobster to foodies. MPRG dispels those thoughts instantly. Matt started his career in the food business with a deli. He now owns two Deli Uniques, a Plaza Deli, No. VI Chophouse, Shiraz — a high-end prime beef restaurant — Northern Lakes Seafood Company, Coach Insignia, and Milk and Honey, a fine kosher restaurant located in the Jewish Community Center in West Bloomfield Twp. Tavern on 13, a casual dining spot, rounds out the group.

 

Best Cut-Rate Swanky Dining
Bistro Bar in Opus One
565 E. Larned St., Detroit; 313-961-7766
Long the classy downtown spot for an upscale continental lunch or dinner, Opus One is beyond the budgets of those without an expense account or who haven't cashed in on the allegedly booming Bush economy. Although still a bit pricey, Opus One's Bistro Bar offers one way to sample the fare coming from the fine kitchen that turns out more elaborate items next door. The hot appetizer platter of lamb chops, shrimp and calamari is one keeper, as are the seafood entrées on a bar menu that ranges wider than most.

 

Best Affordable Wine List
Europa Bistro
543 N. Main St., Rochester; 248-650-1390
Despite last year's move to the high-rent district in Rochester, chef-owner Pascal Paviani continues to keep his wine prices low. All the vin ordinaire is priced at $20; the fancier bottles on his "Reserved" list all go for $32. Granted these are relatively short lists, but the pricing makes up for the lack of variety for those of us furious at 300 percent markups at some establishments. Even more important, the bistro's Mediterranean-oriented meals rank at the top of most gourmands' cost-benefit analyses.

 

Best New Wine Bar
Positive Vibration
2631 Baldwin Rd., Orion Twp.; 248-393-4337
Wine bars are sprouting up everywhere, even in Orion Township. A tastefully decorated storefront, the comfortable Positive Vibration specializes in a changing list of bottles from smaller producers set at quite reasonable prices. The food that goes with is limited but does include a nicely conceived smoked-salmon platter, a Michigan salad and a more substantial daily special along with the expected cheese and baguettes. Check the schedule for live jazz that supplements the especially mellow canned jazz and reggae (the Marley connection to the name) to sip by.

 

Best Splurge
Tribute
31425 W. 12 Mile Rd., Farmington Hills; 248-848-9393
When you've just gotten a raise, there's no better place to blow it than this elegant, award-winning showplace with the most delectable dishes around. It's perennially vying with the Lark to be the big spenders' favorite haunt, and surely we regular mortals deserve to join them on Mount Olympus once in a while, for "French with global touches" dishes such as $44 roasted lobster or $85 Kobe beef with foie gras. For the maximal experience, reserve the chef's table and watch the kitchen staff perform its miracles up close.

 

Best New Restaurant
Dylan's Raw Bar and Grille
15402 Mack Ave., Grosse Pointe Park; 313-884-6030
Strange things are happening in the culinary wasteland that once was Grosse Pointe. For the second year in a row, a Grosse Pointe eatery has won best new restaurant award from MT's resident foodies. Although Dylan's — in the original Tom's Oyster Bar — has an impressive array of entrées including a first-rate paella, the tapas here are special. With more than 40 substantial and often unique small plates to choose from, you can easily construct a balanced meal that might range from a grilled vegetable salad to three tangy bean salsas, to panko-coated grouper nuggets, to roasted garlic bulbs with red-pepper cream cheese. An added attraction is veteran Marty Ballog on the piano in the lively bar.

 

Best Restaurant to Mourn
Crush
Crush arrived in Southfield with strong reviews and a clientele enthusiastic about its wine-infused Napa Valley cuisine and ambiance. How infused? What other restaurant had the imagination to sprinkle its menus with red-wine stains? To be sure, it irritated some folks when they had to pay for an artisan loaf of bread, and it certainly was a noisy venue, but it was disappointing to see it close after only 10 months in business. Perhaps it was another case of a jinxed location, although that didn't seem to bother Bijou, one of its earlier occupants.

 

Best Easy Wine Selection
Maria's Front Room
215 W. Nine Mile Rd., Ferndale; 248-542-7379
Nothing stops conversation at dinner more than having to examine a multi-page wine list. What to choose among all of those varietals, countries, years, and prices? There are no such problems making the right wine selection to complement Maria's tangy shrimp piccata, spicy arriabiata pasta, or smooth spinach tortelloni, although it's unclear what goes best with their signature garlic bread. Maria's produces only one variety each of red, white and pink wine in the basement. The red is a bit more sophisticated than the white, which is, as is often the case, more sophisticated than the pink. And you can order by the glass, half liter and liter.

 

Best for Children with Adults
Camp Ticonderoga
5725 Rochester Rd., Troy; 248-828-2825
Although those opposed to hunting might object to the huge game heads mounted on the walls, most kids love the natural-history-museum-like environment including the moose-and-elk oriented coloring materials, and the dog wall that features photos of hundreds of patrons' best friends. The children's menu covers all the usual suspects. As for adults, the buffalo loaf and venison chili are satisfying, as is the signature dessert that all will happily share — warm, freshly baked chocolate-chip cookies.

 

Best place for a folksy Sunday brunch
Steak Hut
1551 W. Lafayette, Detroit; 313-961-0659
Detroit isn't really known for folk music, but a meal during Steak Hut's Sunday brunch will prove that the folkie scene is alive and well. Every week, a rotating lineup of fiddlers, pickers and singers regales the egg-and-potato crowd for free. (The breakfast is so cheap that it seems free too.) The down-home vibe of this longtime Corktown diner is the perfect fit for folk. Owner and grillmaster Gus Kanakis is a genuine music fan and has warmly embraced the new crowd that shows up Sunday mornings. Groups that have serenaded the brunch's mix of Corktown lifers and young hipsters include the Saltminers, Jennie Knaggs, Commonwealth and Nick Schillace. And, hey, you may not be able to order a Bloody Mary, but you don't have to reserve a fin for the valet tip either.

 

Best Cooking Class
Simply Good Kitchen
1105 S. Adams Rd., Birmingham; 248-203-2450
Bill and Shanny Opadaka love to cook, they love to teach, and they love to meet people and make new friends. They do all of it well. In their newly opened location at Adams Road and Lincoln Street in Birmingham, they teach students to make a full meal which they then eat together. Gather a few friends, bring a bottle or two of wine and watch them prepare a fine restaurant-quality meal. The instructions and the recipes are detailed. They also sell some ingredients and cookware and prepared foods. Check the lineup at simplygoodkitchen.com.

Best Antique Store
Dumouchelle Art Galleries
409 E. Jefferson Ave., Detroit; 313-963-6255
Persian brass daggers, ivory sculptures by Inuits, Queen Anne mahogany furniture, framed copies of Striptease starring Demi Moore ... wait. What? Doumuchelle's is all that you'd expect from a fine art auctioneer, open since 1927, and, well, just a little bit more. Maybe that's why you love this Detroit dealer.

 

Best Place to Buy Art
Ann Arbor Street Art Fair
Downtown Ann Arbor; 734-994-5260
Peruse the jewelry as a juggler tries distracting you, check out the handcrafted art on the streets (these ain't no schlocky prints) and the steals inside stores (sneakers for under $25?) during one extended weekend of fun. Since 1960, the Ann Arbor art fair has been offering pastel portraits, kiln-fired pottery and much more from artists across the country.

 

Best Thrift Store
Salvation Army Royal Oak
114 E. Fourth St., Royal Oak; 248-542-6661
The thing about the Salvation Army in Royal Oak is that good stuff comes in, but it gets snatched up real quick (compared to say, the sweet stuff at SA's Garden City location). You gotta go there, like, at least every week to find some real deals. From $99 red velvet couches to rad belts and paintings of stallions, they've got it, if you give the effort.

 

Best Vintage Clothing
Lost and Found Vintage
510 S. Washington Ave., Royal Oak; 248-548-6154
Well, at least you got one thing right: By far, Lost and Found Vintage has the most accommodating selection of women's vintage around. Every fine dress, shirt or pair of boots is within arm's reach. It's a modest yet manicured selection of ready-to-wear, reasonably priced. Oh, and in a very non-cheesy retail way, the staff is hip and helpful.

 

Best Flea Market
Dixieland Antique Flea Market
2045 Dixie Hwy., Waterford; 248-338-3220
With more than 250 independent merchants offering antiques and collectibles, you're guaranteed to find that Maggie Simpson Pez dispenser that's eluded you thus far.

 

Best Laundromat
Mr. Stadium
1964 S. Industrial Hwy., Ann Arbor; 734-668-7928
After all those times when Mom had to touch down and scrub her heart out, it's your turn to tackle tough stains. Buy a knee-length "Mr. Stadium" T-shirt and toss it all in there.

 

Best Hip-Hop Clothing Store
Spectacle's
230 E. Grand River Ave., Detroit; 313-963-6886
"For those that like to stand out" is Spectacles' motto. Whether there's somewhere to be tonight, or it's simply time to add an element of expression to your wardrobe, Spectacles is the first stop to drop cash.

 

Best Men's Clothier
Showtime Clothing
5708 Woodward Ave., Detroit; 313-875-9280
This eclectic store with a nondescript exterior resides on the edge of the city's cultural district and attracts vintage seekers and label whores alike. Merchandise includes clothes, jewelry, shoes, incense and oils.

 

Best Local Clothier for Women
Incognito
323 S. Main St., Royal Oak; 248-548-2980
For punk princesses and the professionally funky, Incognito has the perfect mix of singular clothing and accessories for downtime or a night on the town.

 

Best Shoe Store
DSW
Various locations
There's nothing more absurd yet so very cliché about the sight of grown women sweating from carrying boxes down long aisles, hair messed from bending down to pick up the strappy sandal that just stabbed her like a dagger in the armpit with its heel. Still, you can't help but hoard DSW shoes by the dozens.

 

Best Place to Buy Lingerie
Victoria's Secret
Various locations
Metro Detroiters can't seem to get enough of skimpy mass-produced thongs and overpriced push-up bras. Perhaps it has something to do with Victoria's mysteriously black-suited staff and provocatively dressed headless torsos? Whatever the case, VS is the cleavage enhancer of choice.

 

Best Mall
Somerset Collection
2800 W. Big Beaver Rd., Troy; 248-643-6360
Is it that it's actually a "collection" that makes it the best mall? Still, we get it.

 

Best Non-Mall Shopping
Royal Oak
What with Pataya, Incognito, Metals in Time, Paris Antiques and Antiques on Main on one walkable strip, as well as Shine, Vertu, and Lost and Found Vintage just a couple cute blocks to the west, Royal Oak is one-stop shopping to spruce up a woman's home and wardrobe.

 

Best Place for Pampering Women
TIE: Margot European Day Spa
101 Townsend St., Birmingham; 248-642-3770
The Salounge
26123 Novi Rd., Novi, 248-344-4685
In addition to an extensive selection of treatments and services, Margot's Spa offers a full line of carefully selected health and beauty products to continue the heavenly experiences at home. On the other hand (pardon the pun), the Salounge in Novi is still the spot to go for Carrie Bradshaw wannabes. With its modern decor and upbeat music, you ladies might be prompted to call your girls and go shoe shopping.

 

Best Beauty Supply Store
Sally's Beauty Supply
Various locations
Sally's caters to do-it-yourselfers, licensed beauticians and every vain yet budget-conscious consumer on the beauty continuum.

 

Best Place for Pampering for Men
TIE: Lady Jane's Haircuts
607 S. Washington Ave., Royal Oak; 248-556-0534; and various locations
Manhood
26571 W. 12 Mile Rd., Southfield; 248-354-8400
Providing quick, friendly, professional service, whether you make an appointment or simply drop by, Lady Jane's is the place for a razor-sharp cut. Or, for better celebrity-watching, check out Manhood. This remarkably modern stop is every man's pleasure palace, complete with a bar, grooming gallery and half-a-dozen flat screen televisions.

 

Best Hair Salon
BarbErella Salon
3301 Edwin St., Hamtramck; 313-871-0700
Damn, she's cute. And on top of that, Hamtramck hairdresser Sandy Kramer Shaw knows how to cut locks. She acts modest, giving clients the credit for telling her what they want (as if that's all it takes!), but you're on to her. A half hour in her chair gives you a strong sense of what Detroit style is about — and we're not just talking about the scissor service rendered.

 

Best Massage
TIE: Irene's Myomassology Institute
26061 Franklin Rd., Southfield; 248-350-1400
Relaxstation
300 W. Huron St., Ann Arbor; 734-623-1951
For 40 bucks an hour, Irene's provides the lowest price for a high quality massage with aromatherapy oils and quaintly decorated rooms. But for those looking for a bit more, Relaxstation offers herbal foot baths for the road weary and for those who've been misbehaving after midnight, the popular "Belavi face lift massage."

 

Best Place to Buy Self-Esteem
Self esteem shop
32839 Woodward Ave., Royal Oak; 248-549-9900
Feeling down? Why so blue? Need a pick-me-up? Stocked full of self-help and self-love, Self Esteem Shop will get you out the house and over him, or her, or it. Whatever's bothering you. The store boasts 30,000 titles and products (from posters to puppets).

 

Best Adult Novelty Store
Lover's Lane
Various locations
Where else for a rabbit dildo and a naughty police outfit in one-stop shopping? And oh, the variety — toys, gear and clothing for beginners to sexperts.

 

Best Tattoo Shop
Best Body-piercing Shop
Eternal Tattoos
Locations in Livonia, Eastpointe, Howell, Clawson and Taylor
A note to ink addicts: Wait and think a while before getting that tattoo of your lover's name on your ass. Otherwise you'll be making a second trip to use Eternal's tat removal service at their Howell shop.

 

Best Smoke Shop
TIE: BDT Pipe & Tobacco
21640 John R, Hazel Park; 248-542-6110
Smokey's Cigars
42919 Woodward Ave., Bloomfield Hills; 248-334-3720
At both these places, smokers can find great prices on the staples — pipes, papers and much more. All you can chew, spit, inhale or cough up.

 

Best Michigan-Made Product
Faygo
Located at every self-respecting party store in Michigan
Starting out with three original flavors based on cake frosting recipes in 1907, the Faygo company has now been in business for 100 years and boasts more than 50 flavors. Try living out of state for few years and you'll definitely come to appreciate the sweet and spicy flavor of the 1920s fave Rock & Rye. (There's a rumor it's actually a blend of redpop and cola, but don't try it at home.) True fans will need the recent centennial recipe book for such classics as "Faygo bean casserole with sausage" and "Rock & Rye burger bean pie."

 

Best Comic Book Store
Green Brain
13210 Michigan Ave., Dearborn; 313-582-9444
Home to the latest in Spiderman comics and a few vintage copies of The Adventures of He-Man, Green Brain comics is the spot for all your intergalactic, superhero needs.

 

Best Indie Book Store
John King Books (main store)
901 W. Lafayette Blvd., Detroit; 313-963-9138
Whether you're in the market for the $125,000 Indian Tribes of North America volume or the free cast-offs in the lobby or anything of the 750,000 choices in between ... this former glove factory is the place. And once your out-of-town bibliophile friends realize that, you'll be running down books for them all the time.

 

Best Adult Book Store
TIE: Just 4 Us Inc.
211 W. Nine Mile Rd., Ferndale; 248-547-5878
Uptown Books
16541 Woodward Ave., Highland Park; 313-869-9477
What an interesting trajectory our readers have plotted for us! Running roughly parallel to the axis of Woodward Avenue, this tie pit Ferndale's gay boutique against the trench coaters' paradise. Deduct 10 points for reading comprehension, but add 20 points for the laughs.

 

Best Video Selection
Thomas Video
122 S. Main St., Clawson; 248-280-2836
"We have the movies they don't want you to see." Yes, we know, we've co-opted their slogan before in the results of the Metro Times "Best Of Detroit" reader's poll. But let's move on, shall we? Let's focus instead on the fact that they have indeed won the readers poll before — more than once, thanks to their brilliant selection of cult and Criterion classics, as well as foreign faves. It is, quite simply, a recluse's heaven.

 

Best Record Store
Best Indie Record Store
Best Vinyl Store
Record Time
262 W. Nine Mile Rd., Ferndale, 248-336-TIME
Spent up all your sick days finding that Shanghai Surprise soundtrack on vinyl? Set the Record Time guys on the task. Things will be different from now on.

 

Best Video Game Selection
Game Stop
Various locations
From an expansive selection of new products to knowledgeable associates and pre-owned games, Game Stop is geared to deliver everything a gamer could ever need. Except for the couch with a mini fridge.

 

Best Skate Shop
Modern Skate and Surf
Various locations
Servicing Michigan with the highest quality skateboards, in-line skates, wakeboards, snowboards and more for 25 years, Modern Skate and Surf has been the hub for longer haired skaters to meet up, get gear and say things like "Yo, that kickflip was mob, and he pushin' mongo!" to nods of approval.

 

Best Wireless
Verizon
Various locations
4 yr nxt phn, u shld go 4 rdrs' fav!!!! Gr8 games 2!

 

Best Florist
Blumz
1300 Broadway St., Detroit; 313-964-5777
853 E. 8 Mile Rd., Ferndale; 248-398-5130
With vibrant modern window displays and reasonable pricing, Blumz gives flower bouquets the overdue makeover they've needed since the '80s carnation boom.

 

Best Jeweler
Tiffany's
The Somerset Collection, 2801 W. Big Beaver Rd., Troy, 248-637-2800
Nothing else makes a girl's heart flutter like those robin's-egg blue boxes.

 

Best Realtor
Real Estate One
Various locations
It used to be the three most important words to keep in mind when shopping for a house were location, location, location. Now it's foreclosure, foreclosure, foreclosure. There's no reason not to pick up an incredible bargain in this much distressed market, and our readers say Real Estate One is the place to help you find it.

 

Best Mortgage Broker
TIE: Gmac
Various locations
Rock Financial
Various locations
With so many shady operators out there looking to take advantage, you need to go with a name you can trust. These two top the list.

 

Best Place for Pet Supplies
Pet Supplies Plus
Various locations
Your pet is welcome while you shop. Chew toys are located on lower shelves for easy canine grabs. Your pooch bites it, you buy it.

 

Best Place to Buy New Furniture
TIE: Art Van
Various locations
IKEA
41640 Ford Rd., Canton; 734-981-6300
Big selection and big variety at both. Big boxes ship from Art Van; big construction projects once you get home from IKEA.

 

Best Audio Equipment
Best Buy
Various locations
Once again mass marketing and mega-corporations prevail. Trouncing out the mom-and-pop stores, Best Buy wins with fluorescent-lit isles and mainstream merchandise.

 

Best Place to Buy a Car
Troy Motor Mall
1850-2600 W. Maple Rd., Troy
1815-1835 Maplelawn Rd., Troy
www.troymotormall.com
Whether you need a budget model from Ford or an Aston Martin, this auto market can fit your taste and price range. We only wish MOTOR MALL was a little bit HUGER.

 

Best Foreign Car
Honda Civic
Some say it's totally un-PC and anti-Detroit to buy Japanese. But, if you must, the longstanding Civic model offers style and functionality.

 

Best Domestic Car
Ford Fusion
Is it the NASCAR affiliation or the hybrid model that's the attraction? Either way, a sensible car and homegrown.

 

Best Car Wash
Jax
Various locations
If you need that special soft-cloth touch, a thorough underbody wash or some detailing (throat clear here), Jax has got what you need.

 

Best Way to Blow $100
Best Way to Blow $1,000
Casino
"Blow dough, make mo' dough" a beloved phase stolen from one Detroiter, appears to be the Metro Times readers' motto.

 

Best Pawn Shop
Zeidman's Loan Office
2669 Gratiot Ave., Detroit; 313-567-7170
One man's trash ... At Zeidman's you can get rid of musical instruments, stereos, televisions, power tools and whatever else is cluttering up your home — or buy all that stuff at a discounted price to furnish a barren apartment.

 

Best Attorney
Geoffrey Fieger
19390 W. 10 Mile Rd., Southfield, 248-355-5555
Best at keeping one foot in the courtroom and the other on the front page. Just now Fieger's biggest cause is saving himself. A grand jury says he stepped way over the line to make illegal campaign contributions to John Edwards and cover them up. The mouth that roars says it's political.

 

Best Head Shop
The Station
25940 Michigan Ave., Inkster; 313-561-7969
The tossed salad of head shops, the Station is a one-stop shopping emporium for all of your lighting up, adult novelty, hippie goods and metaphysical needs. Friendly staff serves in a noncreepy setting, with a relaxing atmosphere.

 

Best New Age Emporium
Earth Lore
15076 Middlebelt Rd., Livonia; 734-762-0717
A little Zen oasis in a sweltering corporate American desert, Earth Lore specializes in unique, multicultural gifts from across the globe.

 

Best Health Food Store
Best Place to Buy Organic Food
Whole Foods
Various locations
No other grocery chain can seem to match the selection and quality of organic produce, meats and other products that have made Whole Foods so popular in southeastern Michigan. Whole Foods has built an empire out of healthy living with a large selection of supplements, body products and nutritious alternatives for those with food allergies or dietary exclusions.

 

Best Health Club
Life Time Fitness
Various locations
Open 24 hours, with indoor and outdoor pools, rock-climbing, basketball courts, café and spa, Life Time makes shaping up exciting and convenient. This is not "Ye Olde Town" stinky treadmill-filled gym without televisions. Life Time is clean, well-staffed and so large you'll never get stuck waiting in line to use an elliptical machine.

 

Best Place to Buy a Motorcycle
Motor City Harley-Davidson
34900 Grand River Ave., Farmington Hills; 248-473-7433
The knowledgeable employees ride their own at this two-wheel mecca. Don't forget the skull mirror accessories.

 

Best Bike Shop
Two Wheel Tango
4765 Jackson Rd., Ann Arbor; 734-769-8401
3162 Packard Rd., Ann Arbor; 734-528-3030
Shoulder your Trek over to TWT's bike techs for a quick rim tape job. Sign on to community rides and show it off with those new thigh-huggers.