We went to Detroit's John King to look for weird books - here's what we found

We know that reading from an actual book isn't exactly en vogue, but sometimes we just feel a little nostalgic and want to crack open a hardcover. When that feeling strikes, there's no better place to go than John K. King Used & Rare books, which is one of the world's largest used book retailers.

With over a million books to choose from, we went digging to see what weird books we could discover.

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We went to Detroit's John King to look for weird books - here's what we found
Who Moved My Soap? The CEO’s Guide to Surviving in Prison
Andy Borowitz
Yes, this is a real book.
Who Moved My Soap? The CEO’s Guide to Surviving in Prison
Andy Borowitz
Yes, this is a real book.
I Was A Teen-Age Dwarf
Max Shulman
We’ve all been there before amirite?  This old-school collection of stories regarding the vertically challenged protagonists love life is sure to make the reader feel...something.
I Was A Teen-Age Dwarf
Max Shulman
We’ve all been there before amirite? This old-school collection of stories regarding the vertically challenged protagonists love life is sure to make the reader feel...something.
The Pleasing Punishment that Women Bear: Shakespeare on Sex
Roland I. Swanson
Preach, sister.
The Pleasing Punishment that Women Bear: Shakespeare on Sex
Roland I. Swanson
Preach, sister.
Diseases Just Don't Happen
"Okay, Elaine. Now just reach up to grab your glasses like you've got really bad news... but like, try and look cute too."
Diseases Just Don't Happen
"Okay, Elaine. Now just reach up to grab your glasses like you've got really bad news... but like, try and look cute too."
Sex in Nature
Chris Catton and James Gray
Before you get any ideas, this is strictly regarding sex between animals of the same species (we hope).
Sex in Nature
Chris Catton and James Gray
Before you get any ideas, this is strictly regarding sex between animals of the same species (we hope).
The Library of Sexual Health: Chlamydia
Amy Breguet
Every growing teens favorite subject: STDs. Learn how to not get it while you’re getting it.
The Library of Sexual Health: Chlamydia
Amy Breguet
Every growing teens favorite subject: STDs. Learn how to not get it while you’re getting it.
Maybe He’s Just A Jerk
Carol Rosen
This is sure to be a relatable read for any women whose dated a grade A dickhead.
Maybe He’s Just A Jerk
Carol Rosen
This is sure to be a relatable read for any women whose dated a grade A dickhead.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Impeachment of the President
Steven D. Strauss and Spencer Strauss
We expect sales of this one to skyrocket.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Impeachment of the President
Steven D. Strauss and Spencer Strauss
We expect sales of this one to skyrocket.
Weird in a World That's Not
Jennifer Romolini
...or you could just work at Metro Times.
Weird in a World That's Not
Jennifer Romolini
...or you could just work at Metro Times.