Close your eyes for a few seconds, OK? Please? Wait, you peeked. That's better. Now try to imagine you're hearing all of your favorite styles of pop music ('60s-80s rock, polka, alternative, et cetera) all with a touch of tongue in cheek humor. You've just imagined THE POLISH MUSLIMS, the Weird Al Yankovics of the Midwest. Since their inception in the 1980s, THE MUSLIMS have managed to blaze a trail of sold out shows, radio and TV appearances and hundreds of outdoor summer concerts, all without taking themselves too seriously.