February 13, 2020

The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s

Here are some of the funniest, most poetic, or just plain strange personal ads from Metro Times classified section's heyday that stopped us in our tracks while flipping through our archives.

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The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s
The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s
The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s
The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s
The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s
The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s
The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s
The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s
The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s
The 20 best personal ads from Metro Times' classifieds in the '90s